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Offline Kayleen

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Re: All I Want For Christmas Is...
« Reply #20 on: December 22, 2006, 10:27:42 PM »
The way I look at it, guns should out number sewing machines at least 15 to 1. Since I have 5 sewing machines, that makes room for 75+ guns.
  I think the more guns that you have the better equipped you are when it comes to having them break during a match or better yet place a set of 2 revolvers, rifle, shotgun and pocket pistol at each scenario and have a great time shooting different guns.
 All fun aside, all I want for Christmas is to move back to my old house . I hate this one and in my life there are very few things that I have ever actually hated. But folks this is one of them.
 Have A MERRY CHRISTMAS and I do hope that you all get what youwant for Christmas.
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Re: All I Want For Christmas Is...
« Reply #21 on: December 22, 2006, 10:46:56 PM »
Kayleen,

If the gravy is too smooth, it is probably from a can! ???  A few little lumps are to be expected.  Just looks right! :D :D 

Guess that I am making up for you.  I only have 1 sewing machine and more that 15 guns! ;D ;) ;D
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Re: All I Want For Christmas Is...
« Reply #22 on: December 22, 2006, 10:57:30 PM »
Ho, boy, Kayleen can you explain to my wife why we need 90 guns in the house. ;D  We just bought another one the other day as a spare for me.
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Re: All I Want For Christmas Is...
« Reply #23 on: December 23, 2006, 08:29:29 AM »
Del,
 I would explain that very nicely.
Because we don't have 89 and odd numbers are bad luck!!!!! Or because we can. Or What if a war breaks out here then I will be able to protect you. For me it was shocking to find however many guns there are here, in the car, the truck, bathroom, living room and where ever else they might be. But after time it has grown on me and I like it more and more all the time.
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Re: All I Want For Christmas Is...
« Reply #24 on: December 23, 2006, 11:11:02 AM »
Kayleen I like you way of figureing it.  If the 15 to 1 ratio is the norm.  Then I have 4 more guns to buy before I need to buy a sewing machine(yes I knw how to use one).  Well when I have that date I will inform you or Steve that I will be using the range down there in Ackley.  Too bad you dont like the new house. 
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Re: All I Want For Christmas Is...
« Reply #25 on: December 23, 2006, 11:12:35 AM »
I think our house is a little out of kilter.  We only have two sewing machines.  And one of them doesn't work right.

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Re: All I Want For Christmas Is...
« Reply #26 on: December 23, 2006, 11:33:43 AM »
Let's see......Joan has 6 sewing machines if I include the old treadle Singer.  That means I should have 90 guns.....I might have to buy her another sewing machine.... ;)

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Re: All I Want For Christmas Is...
« Reply #27 on: December 23, 2006, 11:55:10 AM »
I was just thinking (usually a dangerous thing to do).  I would trade one broken sewing machine for 15 broken guns. ;D

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Re: All I Want For Christmas Is...
« Reply #28 on: December 23, 2006, 12:03:34 PM »
Oh Joy! Oh Joy! Here I bought my wife a new sewing machine for Christmas! ;D

(Guess I should check how much extra space remains in the gun cabinet. . . . .)
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Re: All I Want For Christmas Is...
« Reply #29 on: December 23, 2006, 11:58:16 PM »
We'z got two sewing machines in the house and a broken one in the garage. Kayleen didn't say they had to work.  ;D So, that makes 45 guns. I might have to buy a sewing machine or two from Goodwill.  ;D

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