Author Topic: Gumshoe for Hire (Arcey's Detective Agency) (Read 35953 times)

Delmonico · « **Reply #80 on:** June 08, 2006, 11:43:31 AM »

What food, they don't ever feed me much in there, have went a week or more with out so much as a bowl of broth, cup of coffee or even a drink of water. And no they won't put coffee in an IV.

Hey Arcey, that 'minds me, next time tell them ya want to try out a NG tube, them is loads a fun.

One could put coffee in on of them.

Arcey · « **Reply #81 on:** June 08, 2006, 12:00:26 PM »

Thankee, naw. Talk about the ultimate booger......

Delmonico · « **Reply #82 on:** June 08, 2006, 12:07:18 PM »

I'm going to be serious here for a bit. When our Dear Departed Friend Annie Lee knew there was something wrong she had to go through a lot of the same tests I have had many time over the last 40 years. We did a lot of talking in PM's and on the phone. I was able to tell her what was going to happen in human terms from someone who has been there. If anyone of you dear friends find yourself having to go through the Gasto/Intestinal series of testing and you need to talk to someone who's been there, let me know, you can have my phone nunber if you don't already have it.

Annie and many others of you were there for me when I was stuck at home and kept me going with Tall Tales and were there when I was bored in the hospital with nothing but my cell phone. You all will be there I'm sure when it happens again. I will be glad to return the favor if you need me.

Delmonico aka Glen Caramn

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Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #83 on:** June 08, 2006, 06:31:49 PM »

That's what friends are for, Del.

Slim

Forty Rod · « **Reply #84 on:** June 08, 2006, 06:34:30 PM »

Del, I don't care what the rest of these jabronies say about you behind your back, you're okay in my book.

Delmonico · « **Reply #85 on:** June 08, 2006, 06:35:34 PM »

Heck I started most of those rumors.

Camille Eonich · « **Reply #86 on:** June 08, 2006, 06:56:54 PM »

Camille walks off wiping the dust out of her eyes, muttering and shakin' her head.

Four-Eyed Buck · « **Reply #87 on:** June 08, 2006, 07:04:17 PM »

Anytime, Del. You call, I'll talk..........

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #88 on:** June 08, 2006, 09:37:14 PM »

My Dad died of cancer, it often happens to 'Nuclar' piolets.

If'in Ya send me an E-mule I'lll send You Ma # or You can send it to Me. We can talk.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #89 on:** June 26, 2006, 07:51:09 AM »

We've already talked a couple of times Del and its always a pleasure. Being in the hospital aint fun, but it does help to have friends that care. Arcey visited me when they replaced my knee, was the high point of my day. Del, Slim, Stoney, and Arcey all got my number, and I have theirs anyone else wants it just let me know. Id rather converse with my pards from this forum than most of the business foks I run with on a daily basis.

Top Dawg · « **Reply #90 on:** July 03, 2006, 11:05:59 PM »

<-------- pads into Arcey's office woofs and dropped the slobbered up note that litlrooster put in his mouth on the floor in front of Archey's desk.

Arcey · « **Reply #91 on:** July 04, 2006, 06:55:51 AM »

<----watches the stinkin’ dog trot off. Picks up the paper with a pair of hemostats, reads the message ‘n shakes ‘is head. Holds the corner of the note to ah candle flame (PC shredder) then rinses the ‘stats in whiskey.

Scratches out a short note. Ties it ta a jumbo bottle rocket. Aims it carefully it litl Roostahville ‘n torches it off………………

litl rooster · « **Reply #92 on:** July 04, 2006, 01:29:58 PM »

After a Redwhiteandblueshower of sparks fades away, a small parachute gently drops a new note to the detective.

Arcey,

Meet me with evidence, before the "coosie" returns>you know he's a trouble maker<watch for his green light... I've got plenty of Silver coins.
Sorry about the Dawg, you know how pesty them gubermint employees are in trying to help

lr

Arcey · « **Reply #93 on:** July 04, 2006, 01:38:54 PM »

First thing 'e did wuz barge inta yer place 'n complain 'bout the size. Comes inta my place 'n pees............

Contact ya in private fer a sneek peek.............

Top Dawg · « **Reply #94 on:** July 04, 2006, 02:15:03 PM »

Quote from: Arcey on July 04, 2006, 01:38:54 PM

First thing 'e did wuz barge inta yer place 'n complain 'bout the size. Comes inta my place 'n pees............

woof,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, didn't want to get lost

Delmonico · « **Reply #95 on:** July 26, 2006, 03:28:53 PM »

Note from Hooters Corp. CEO

Arcey, we may need you to investigate harrasment on legal deliveries to the Hooters now located in Silver Creek Slim County. If you can get anything slimy on the County Commisioner, Silver Creek Slim, there will be a big bonus for you.

Arcey · « **Reply #96 on:** July 26, 2006, 05:24:34 PM »

Need some expense money up front................

Delmonico · « **Reply #97 on:** July 26, 2006, 05:29:49 PM »

Arcey goes out to his truck and there are two Hooters girls in the cab.

And $1000 dollars cash, in unmarked, used bills.

Arcey · « **Reply #98 on:** July 26, 2006, 05:35:39 PM »

<----hands Del a deposit ticket filled in fer real money.

I'll be checkin' the balance.......

Trinity · « **Reply #99 on:** July 26, 2006, 06:17:50 PM »

<<Author's note: Whatever happened to Top Dawg?>>

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