Do not go to the hardware store and buy a bottle of muriatic acid.
Do not stop off at the dime store on the way home and get a bunch of big balloons.
Do not rummage around in yer shed lookin for a heavy glass returnable Coke bottle.
Do not take the pure zinc serial number tags off the electric company’s poles.
Do not fill the 5 gal. pail half full of water.
Do not take yer 5 gal. pail half full of water and sneak out back of the barn with it.
Do not remember ya forgot somethin and sneak in the kitchen and steal yer wife’s ball of string.
Do not fill the Coke bottle half full of muriatic acid.
Do not stand the Coke bottle up in the 5 gal. pail half full of water.
Do not scrunch up the pure zinc serial number tag off the light pole with yer pliers so’s it fits in the Coke bottle.
Do not drop the scrunched up pure zinc serial number tag off the light pole into the Coke bottle half full of muriatic acid.
Do not make a hydrogen balloon by puttin the part of the balloon ya blow into over the neck of the Coke Bottle.
Do not wait till the hydrogen balloon fills up and tie off its neck with the string ya stole from the kitchen.
DO NOT wait till it gets dark, light the string, and let the hydrogen balloon go.
Cause if ya do, the balloon will go up a ways, dependin on how much string there is, there’ll be a big ball of orange fire in the sky followed by a WUMP.
Have a safe and sane Forth.