Author Topic: Things I wish I had been the first to say.... (Read 60774 times)

Dakota Dan from OZ · « **Reply #60 on:** August 28, 2006, 03:08:50 PM »

I wish I had a dollar for every time I have begun a sentence with the words "I wish I had a dollar for every time"

-J D Boatwood-

Dakota

Marshal'ette Halloway · « **Reply #61 on:** August 28, 2006, 03:19:49 PM »

or...
I wish I knew then.. what I know now.

Forty Rod · « **Reply #62 on:** August 28, 2006, 06:11:32 PM »

I wish I knew then what you know now.

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Delmonico · « **Reply #63 on:** August 28, 2006, 06:28:53 PM »

"Couldn't pour urine out of their boot if the instrutions were printed on the sole."

Marshal'ette Halloway · « **Reply #64 on:** August 28, 2006, 09:10:37 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on August 28, 2006, 06:28:53 PM

"Couldn't pour urine out of their boot if the instrutions were printed on the sole."

Urine?

Now THAT was a nice politcally correct way to put it.

And Forty? I can teach you now what I didn't know then, but what I only think I know now...
.. but you would start acting like a blond.. (hee hee)

Old Top · « **Reply #65 on:** August 29, 2006, 01:16:18 PM »

Marshalette,

I thought Forty always was Blond or was that gray

Old Top

Forty Rod · « **Reply #66 on:** August 29, 2006, 04:49:35 PM »

That's blonde. I been prematurely blonde for about thirty years now.

Dakota Dan from OZ · « **Reply #67 on:** August 29, 2006, 05:35:09 PM »

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.

Dakota

Dai.S.Loe · « **Reply #68 on:** August 29, 2006, 05:37:11 PM »

Quote from: Forty Rod on August 29, 2006, 04:49:35 PM

That's blonde. I been prematurely blonde for about thirty years now.

Count yourself lucky cuz.

I've been scalped now for about 10 years.

Gets cold in winter, burns in summer.

Whats left has "gone blonde"

Dai

Four-Eyed Buck · « **Reply #69 on:** August 29, 2006, 06:01:54 PM »

Been blonde since I was born, a real "towhead" when little, went to "dishpan blonde", and now really "Blonde"( read grey) ................Buck

Dakota Dan from OZ · « **Reply #70 on:** August 30, 2006, 05:22:47 PM »

I make the most of all that comes, and the least of all that goes.

Dakota

Dakota Dan from OZ · « **Reply #71 on:** September 01, 2006, 07:01:15 PM »

The worst misfortune that can happen to an ordinary man is to have an extaordinary father.

Dakota

Dakota Dan from OZ · « **Reply #72 on:** September 04, 2006, 05:36:04 PM »

The first thing education teaches you to do is to walk alone.

Dakota

Matthew Duncan · « **Reply #73 on:** September 07, 2006, 03:42:22 PM »

Ours is not to wonder why.
Ours is to make it work or die.

Camille Eonich · « **Reply #74 on:** September 07, 2006, 03:44:50 PM »

Four Score and 7 years ago today our forefathers brought forth upon this continent a new nation.....

Dakota Dan from OZ · « **Reply #75 on:** September 07, 2006, 05:35:08 PM »

You should never count your chickens before they've hatched - but it's a lot easier.

Dakota

Querida Kate · « **Reply #76 on:** September 07, 2006, 05:51:04 PM »

"Bend over and cough."

Q.T. (gettin' waaaay to serious in here) Kate

Delmonico · « **Reply #77 on:** September 07, 2006, 05:56:09 PM »

"If you want a second opinion I can use two fingers."

Dr. Lane Hanke, a good friend and my doctor.

Frenchie · « **Reply #78 on:** September 07, 2006, 08:37:02 PM »

We the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much, for so long, with so little, that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

Delmonico · « **Reply #79 on:** September 07, 2006, 09:51:11 PM »

Durn, I forgot that one, it was written on the bathroom wall of my first full time job.

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