Author Topic: Things I wish I had been the first to say.... (Read 60821 times)

Tensleep · « **on:** August 18, 2006, 12:58:04 PM »

OK folks, you know how this works, but we are gonna keep it clean
and here is the first one.

"It's a shame ignorance isn't painful."

RRio · « **Reply #1 on:** August 18, 2006, 01:58:37 PM »

Quote from: Tensleep on August 18, 2006, 12:58:04 PM

OK folks, you know how this works, but we are gonna keep it clean
and here is the first one.

"It's a shame ignorance isn't painful."

Can I hear an Amen, brother?!?!

If it was, there'd be a lot people hurtin' where I work!

Jefro · « **Reply #2 on:** August 18, 2006, 02:35:43 PM »

If igornance was bliss you'd be in heaven

My older brother used to say this after he tricked me into dong something stupid (stupid is as stupid does)

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Stump Water · « **Reply #3 on:** August 18, 2006, 03:34:09 PM »

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.

~Henry David Thoreau

Camille Eonich · « **Reply #4 on:** August 18, 2006, 03:41:09 PM »

Bingo!

Piedra Kidd · « **Reply #5 on:** August 18, 2006, 05:04:05 PM »

If your brain was in the belly of a fire ant, it would roll around like a pea in a boxcar.

L.G. · « **Reply #6 on:** August 18, 2006, 05:13:27 PM »

From a supervisor at work, "100% don't mean all." Same supervisor, also at work when told about fuel fumes in a bay that we had to work in, "well purge it with nitrogen and then you won't smell the fuel." Of course not, by purging it with nitrogen, you'd die.

Jefro · « **Reply #7 on:** August 18, 2006, 07:34:21 PM »

Give a man a fish you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish you'll get rid of him for the weekend.

Cyrille · « **Reply #8 on:** August 18, 2006, 07:45:39 PM »

"They went thata way!"

Delmonico · « **Reply #9 on:** August 18, 2006, 07:46:10 PM »

You've done been educated beyond yer intellagence.

Jerry Clower.

Forty Rod · « **Reply #10 on:** August 18, 2006, 07:48:56 PM »

"Stupid people shouldn't breed."

One I heard recently from a really OLD retired Gunnery Sergeant: "You're about to exceed your ability to stay alive."

Texas Trail Boss · « **Reply #11 on:** August 18, 2006, 10:21:16 PM »

"Some people think the big picture is a self portrait".

Boston John Doucette · « **Reply #12 on:** August 19, 2006, 02:46:57 AM »

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that there's a limit to genius..."

BJD

McMate · « **Reply #13 on:** August 19, 2006, 01:49:56 PM »

Thankee

and

I Love Ya

Sorry to change the "stupid" lines guys, but the fellar that started this thread taught me I needed to say the first one more, FIRST; and for me people never say I Love Ya enough.

Those things should be said first.

McMate

Hafoc · « **Reply #14 on:** August 19, 2006, 02:01:07 PM »

"Some people are like Slinkys. They serve no useful purpose, but they bring a smile to your face every time you push them down a flight of stairs."

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #15 on:** August 19, 2006, 05:30:17 PM »

"Never underestimate the power of Human Stupity."

att to Michael Sarkicisan

litl rooster · « **Reply #16 on:** August 20, 2006, 08:02:41 AM »

________ _________(fill in name), Will Roger's never met you!

Dakota Dan from OZ · « **Reply #17 on:** August 20, 2006, 04:05:43 PM »

Time heals what reason cannot.

Dakota

Major E A Sterner · « **Reply #18 on:** August 20, 2006, 07:49:21 PM »

Never underestimate the power of large groups of stupid people

Or

Just when you think something is idiotproof they come up with better idiots

Marshal'ette Halloway · « **Reply #19 on:** August 20, 2006, 08:38:08 PM »

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; some only gargled."

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Author Topic: Things I wish I had been the first to say.... (Read 60821 times)

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