Author Topic: Tall Tales Rehab (Read 20999 times)

Trinity · « **Reply #20 on:** November 13, 2006, 06:46:14 PM »

Day after? I was there on Halloween and the teenagers were already putting out the Christmas stuff. Heck, I worked at a department store many moons ago and in September they put out the cheapest of the cheap crap at our registers. I had to hear all the customers complaining from September until Thanksgiving.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #21 on:** November 13, 2006, 07:22:36 PM »

We've already got folks with their Christmas lights up and burning. down ta Wal-Mart they got up all kinds of signs that say Merry Christmas.

Trinity · « **Reply #22 on:** November 13, 2006, 07:44:19 PM »

According to the powers that be at Wal-Mart, that's allowed this year.

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Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #23 on:** November 13, 2006, 07:49:21 PM »

yeah, they had it on the news the other night, the main headquarters of Wal-Mart at Bentonville Ar was putting up Merry Christmas this year.

Delmonico · « **Reply #24 on:** July 24, 2007, 07:20:59 PM »

Delmonico goes to the desk and says, "I need help, I keep seein' flamin' sheep."

Trinity · « **Reply #25 on:** July 24, 2007, 07:37:47 PM »

Suddenly, one splats on the doorstep to the Tall Tales Rehab. Ugly hissing and sputtering sounds are coming from the burning ball of fluff.

Delmonico · « **Reply #26 on:** July 24, 2007, 07:41:34 PM »

After the fire dept. puts it out and the tankage truck leaves with the remains, there is a ugly greasy spot on the doorstep. Delmonico puts a bag of kittly litter on the stain.

Forty Rod · « **Reply #27 on:** July 24, 2007, 08:14:58 PM »

And Trinity's cat promptly shows up to put it to its intended use.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #28 on:** July 24, 2007, 08:27:51 PM »

Ya know that grease spot will never come out.

Trinity · « **Reply #29 on:** July 24, 2007, 08:47:07 PM »

And now there's another spot...

Delmonico · « **Reply #30 on:** July 24, 2007, 09:10:07 PM »

Might have to get another step.

Trinity · « **Reply #31 on:** July 24, 2007, 09:40:21 PM »

Better make it two more... some folks won't like a thirteenth step.

Sod Buster · « **Reply #32 on:** July 27, 2007, 06:10:54 PM »

Sod Buster offers his "14 Steps to Spectacular Squash" cookbook for your crockpot.

Trinity · « **Reply #33 on:** July 27, 2007, 10:04:27 PM »

Trinity Side Steps around the new book.

Delmonico · « **Reply #34 on:** July 28, 2007, 10:50:10 PM »

Trinity · « **Reply #35 on:** July 29, 2007, 09:53:13 AM »

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHH!!!!

Four-Eyed Buck · « **Reply #36 on:** July 29, 2007, 12:08:31 PM »

Now I get it, that's one of those Z things.................Buck

Delmonico · « **Reply #37 on:** July 29, 2007, 01:47:54 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on July 28, 2007, 10:50:10 PM

Quote from: Trinity on July 29, 2007, 09:53:13 AM

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHH!!!!

Quote from: Four-Eyed Buck on July 29, 2007, 12:08:31 PM

Now I get it, that's one of those Z things.................Buck

A muntant one that escaped from the Newbrassky thread, this one's all Trinity's fault, not Slim's.

Trinity · « **Reply #38 on:** July 29, 2007, 06:40:50 PM »

That one looks like it's been eating pastelblueberries.

Sod Buster · « **Reply #39 on:** July 30, 2007, 07:41:55 PM »

Pass me some pills....I don't care what kind....
I am seeing things.....
<shudder>

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