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GENERAL TOPICS => Tall Tales => Topic started by: Warthog Zeke on May 01, 2005, 10:50:35 PM
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Or maybe a movie?
I'm not lazy (well, then again, maybe I am) but I ain't a gonna read hundreds of pages of meanderings here. And what I have read (Nebrassky) surely didn't make much sense. Of course that could be the point.
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Hrm. Cliff notes. Well.
Delmonico, Slim and Trinity moved to Nebrassky. Along the way, Trinity saw some ladies in a wagon and took off with them. Slim and Delmonico set up camp and built a dugout... with Slim going home every weekend to be with his wife and thirteen (or is it fifteen?) children. Delmonico got a mail order house and had it built by the Bohunks. The cupola of the house is reserved for the Frumpy Fairy Godmother, who won't take up residence with a bunch of ornery men, so she's just a guest. Trinity finally found them and set up several still in the hills of the area. They now have cattle, sheep, chickens, pigs a field of corn and a Gopher Grease, who cooks as well as Delmonico, but doesn't lace his food with castor oil.
They have had several visitors, most notably the black helicopters that have taken Slim away a time or two. But since Gopher Grease brought in the heavy armament and trashed the Frumpy Fairy Godmother's room, neither they nor the aliens have been seen.
Three dogs are in residence, Claire, Trinity's drinking buddy, Duke, who joined Del and Slim before they established camp, and Daisy, just to keep Duke smiling.
Del has set up a coaloil computer and used barbed wire so he could have hi-speed broadband. He spends a lot of time in his office with Duke, plotting his next mischief. Because of his mayhem, the Frumpy Fairy Godmother has used her magic wand to turn Del into a variety of creatures, in an attempt to instill humility into the surly cosie.
Trinity's two favourite drinking partners are a sheep named "Sheep," and the rooster named "Cletus." Trinity just discovered that Cletus is dead.
The Frumpy Fairy Godmother wishes Trinity would bathe more often. The Frumpy Fairy Godmother doesn't know she's imaginary. She doesn't know anyone named AnnieLee.
There's no outline to this saga, it's whatever the authors can think of at the moment. The authors have been known to go "out of character" and post stuff for no particular reason.
Anyone and everyone is welcome to become a part of the Newbrassky story.
Oh, and when ever possible, Del inserts "poop" into the story.
I left out a lot of stuff. But with 2313 posts... And you did ask for the Cliff Notes version!
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AnnieLee
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I think Im wanted for chicken rustling in Nebrasskey....
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I think Im wanted for chicken rustling in Nebrasskey....
I wouldn't doubt that any bit. ;D
Slim
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The last I knew Cliff of Cliff's notes fame has sold the company but he still runs a high class smoke shop in the cornerstone building in downtown Lincoln. ;D
Hust go back a couple of pages and hang on. ;D
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The last I knew Cliff of Cliff's notes fame has sold the company but he still runs a high class smoke shop in the cornerstone building in downtown Lincoln. ;D
Hust go back a couple of pages and hang on. ;D
Do ya mean Hust or Just? ;D
Slim
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durned fingers. ;D
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durned fingers. ;D
;)
Slim
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Delmonico,
Just wash you hands and can't do a thing with them?
Old Top
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D 8) ;)
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I'd PM the Moderator and tell him they be makin' fun of a cripple, but one of them is the moderator. :o :o :o ::) ::) ::)
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I'd PM the Moderator and tell him they be makin' fun of a cripple, but one of them is the moderator. :o :o :o ::) ::) ::)
Huh? Was I snoozin' agin? :-[
Slim
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Yeah they're makin' fun of my typin' cause of my crippled up fingers that don't work well and that ain't po-lit-eeek-lee correct and one a dem is you. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Son, you are the fastest, mostest crippled up typer I've ever seen! ;D
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Yeah they're makin' fun of my typin' cause of my crippled up fingers that don't work well and that ain't po-lit-eeek-lee correct and one a dem is you. ;D ;D ;D ;D
There just ain' no justice in this here cruel world!
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Is this the Sequal to Nebrassky? or the T.V. version?
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A good spinoff is "A true made up tale of the west..." ;D ;D
In tonight's episode, the kid has brought in his rough and tough, and big father to straighten out Delmonico. However, since that is never possible...
Tune in to see what happens!
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Well, if you go back a ways, you find Fort Sill, Nuther Story, and South from Dodge.
Who knows?
:D
AnnieLee
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Those were all prequels, part of the same story. Delmonico had us moving all over the place until he finally settled on Newbrassky. In fact, you can see in the early days of Newbrassky he still went back to the other threads for whatever reason. ;D
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Ahhh, Nuthor story was a spin off of the welcome to Sgt. Smokepole up in the Longbranch, I thought the Moderator was gonna end up whoopin' on us so I brought it down to Tall Tales and stated another thread. ;D
annie came to Newbrassky one day when TFS was down and she was havin' a bad day. I was doin' laundry, bakin' sourdough French bread and doin' a battle of wits with Slim and his Google. ;D
That also was the day I had the big center-peed in the kitchen that scattered legs all over when I whooped on him. ;D I think annie blew Pepsi all over her pewter screen that day. :P
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So Del is like one of them octopus critters? Cut a piece off and it grows into a whole new critter.
It's like the family tree of one of them Arkansawyer clans. :P
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So Del is like one of them octopus critters? Cut a piece off and it grows into a whole new critter.
It's like the family tree of one of them Arkansawyer clans. :P
Yep! ;D ;D ;D
Slim
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And just like a big city out of control I'll annex other threads and they are now part of this whole mess. only fully understood by a few. ;D ;D
I claim this thread as an annex of Newbrassky which was an out growth of Sgt. Smokepoles welcome. ;D
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You can't claim it, heck you don't even have a flag!
>:(
AnnieLee
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Is Annex the pill y'all take? ;D
Glad to be a contributor. :o
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I'll tie my purple flowered-ity aprorn to a stick, that would be the flag of "Delmonico City." ;D
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You can't claim it, heck you don't even have a flag!
>:(
AnnieLee
Careful. The Marshal might arrest ya fer contributing (had ta look that one up) ta the lunacy of Delmonico. ;D ;D ;D
Slim
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Mayor Delmonico....no
Gov'nor Delmonico...no
Prezeedint Delmonico...no no
Purple flowered appry is a nice touch
King Delmonico.......what ever happen to de mach o rcy....
Thank god I still have my guns
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Mayor Delmonico....no
Gov'nor Delmonico...no
Prezeedint Delmonico...no no
Purple flowered appry is a nice touch
King Delmonico.......what ever happen to de mach o rcy....
Thank god I still have my guns
If Del was King, it would be a mockery.
:D
AnnieLee
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And this thread ain't a mockery of a thread thats a mockery. ;D ;D
(Delmonico then annexes this thread and plants the flag of Delmonico City Newbrassky, a purple flowerdy apron on a mulberry stick. ;D
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Delmonico//////ooops........ Sire are you not going to make jam of the Mulberrys first? offering a stick of Osage orange in replacment
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Hey now, it can't be annexed, it's the Cliff Notes version. It's already a subsidiary of Newbrassky!
< Takes out her hatchet and cuts the flagpole>
:D
AnnieLee
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What the heck?
Aprons and mulberry and annexes and hatchets.
Annie Lee MUST be a red-head!!
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What the heck?
Aprons and mulberry and annexes and hatchets.
Annie Lee MUST be a red-head!!
:-X ;D
Slim
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Don't make no differance I annexed it and I'm gonna annex the Welcome Trinity theard as so as it gets to long and Slim condems it. ;D
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I hereby proclaim the Welcome Trinity a territory of Trinityland!!!
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What the heck?
Aprons and mulberry and annexes and hatchets.
Annie Lee MUST be a red-head!!
:-X ;D
Slim
:P To you both! I was born a strawberry blonde, but that quickly changed to blonde and most of my life it's been "dishwater" or "mousey" blonde. So I can't make any claims to being a red head.
:D
As for Del and his annexations....
Wanting possessions for the sake of having them is the trait of a YUPPY.
;D
AnnieLee
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Wanting possessions for the sake of having them is the trait of a YUPPY.
;D
AnnieLee
OUCH!! That hurt all the way over here. ;D
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Don't worry Zeke, I'm tough hided ask any nurse who's ever tried to start an IV on me, they hate me. ;D ;D Sides that how can a fella that drives and rusty 82 Olds with no rear bumber be a Yuppy/Yuppie. Side's that I make all my homemade bread with out a machine. ;D ;D
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WOW, I have been called a lot of things but never a Yuppie, Delmonico your TUFF. Viva La Delmoico Ciudad Viva La Purple Apron
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I ain't worried, she's just mad at me 'cause I said greenhouses and herb shows are for yuppies. ;D
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< snickering >
Heh, you haven't seen me mad. Maybe a tad annoyed, but not mad.
Del is a materialistic yuppy, and Trinity stepped on his neck.
:P
AnnieLee
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2th time I have had to wipe coffee off the pewter screen Toooooo funny
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Yuppies have to by law drink lattes, I don't like milk in my coffee. Yuppies drive 4WD's that ain't got no gravel chips in the wheel wells, I'd have the paint gone the first week. :o :o :o
Yuppies don't like Polka, I do. Yuppies don't pick their nose at the stop lights, I do if I can't blow the boooger out. ::) ::) Yuppies don't listen to Ian Tyson, I am now. ;D
Her folks they're rich folks, they farm seven sections.
they sit on those big tractors and go round all day.
They ain't big on cowboys, they ain't big on Henry
Henrey don't you let them stand in your way. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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What the heck?
Aprons and mulberry and annexes and hatchets.
Annie Lee MUST be a red-head!!
:-X ;D
Slim
:P To you both! I was born a strawberry blonde, but that quickly changed to blonde and most of my life it's been "dishwater" or "mousey" blonde. So I can't make any claims to being a red head.
:D
As for Del and his annexations....
Wanting possessions for the sake of having them is the trait of a YUPPY.
;D
AnnieLee
Mah fav-o-ryte!
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Yuppies have to by law drink lattes, I don't like milk in my coffee. Yuppies drive 4WD's that ain't got no gravel chips in the wheel wells, I'd have the paint gone the first week. :o :o :o
Yuppies don't like Polka, I do. Yuppies don't pick their nose at the stop lights, I do if I can't blow the boooger out. ::) ::) Yuppies don't listen to Ian Tyson, I am now. ;D
Her folks they're rich folks, they farm seven sections.
they sit on those big tractors and go round all day.
They ain't big on cowboys, they ain't big on Henry
Henrey don't you let them stand in your way. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Delmonico, I've been in Virginny 6yrs and sum months(6yrs and sum too long) I have been to the big city twice(Alexandria) Both times to see Ole'Ian (also the title to his latest CD) It was 98%Yuppies there, and a couple cutting horse trainers and self....They claim 95% of his listeners couldn't tell you which end of a horse gets up first.... Not that I have any disrespect for Mr. Tyson and have all his CD's... If you like Polka's try Wylie and the wild west also.
So I hereby declare with in the Town Limits of Delmonico City the following:
Monday thru Wed...Tip the piano player at the Longbranch
Thurs Karaoke nite
Fri Live music and no cover for the ladies
Sat Live Music
Sunday is Polka day everyone is welcome (featuring Polka joe as MC) but Delmonico will sit in occassionally
No Yuppies allowed, so park them Lexuss outside of town
Weapons will be checked at the door if you ain't packin' will loan you one
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I done fergots that ol Ian was a hippy folk singer afore he sang cowboy. ??? The yuppies that glance at my CD's at work never buy them only the cowboys that's got's a new truck and their dern tapes won't fit in the hole in the dashboard. ;D ;D
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Hey Del, Weather a little rough out that way? Saw on the Weather Channel that they had some really rough stuff going on in Neb.. This was between cleaning guns tonight, wife and I shot today....Buck 8) ::) ;)
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That was all west of us an hour or two, but the local stations went to emg. mode and was showing it up close, looked a bit nasty. Most likey get a better report in the morning, was a couple touch downs and some baseball sized hail, but don't seem like it was real nasty.
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I did notice that Lincoln wasn't mentioned. Believe the city mentioned or that I noticed was Grand Isle.........Buck 8) ::) ;)
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Yuppies have to by law drink lattes, I don't like milk in my coffee. Yuppies drive 4WD's that ain't got no gravel chips in the wheel wells, I'd have the paint gone the first week. :o :o :o
Yuppies don't like Polka, I do. Yuppies don't pick their nose at the stop lights, I do if I can't blow the boooger out. ::) ::) Yuppies don't listen to Ian Tyson, I am now. ;D
Her folks they're rich folks, they farm seven sections.
they sit on those big tractors and go round all day.
They ain't big on cowboys, they ain't big on Henry
Henrey don't you let them stand in your way. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Delmonico, I've been in Virginny 6yrs and sum months(6yrs and sum too long) I have been to the big city twice(Alexandria) Both times to see Ole'Ian (also the title to his latest CD) It was 98%Yuppies there, and a couple cutting horse trainers and self....They claim 95% of his listeners couldn't tell you which end of a horse gets up first.... Not that I have any disrespect for Mr. Tyson and have all his CD's... If you like Polka's try Wylie and the wild west also.
So I hereby declare with in the Town Limits of Delmonico City the following:
Monday thru Wed...Tip the piano player at the Longbranch
Thurs Karaoke nite
Fri Live music and no cover for the ladies
Sat Live Music
Sunday is Polka day everyone is welcome (featuring Polka joe as MC) but Delmonico will sit in occassionally
No Yuppies allowed, so park them Lexuss outside of town
Weapons will be checked at the door if you ain't packin' will loan you one
My 'pinion is that there ain' nothin' more yuppy than Karaoke!!!!! Git that machine out of here an' bring in Jerry Jeff!! (Another Hippie turned Texan!) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I seen one yesterday with Birkenstocks, shorts a Nebrasskey Looneyveristy feets ball jerseety on and a leather Beret. I keept my distance and made sure not to turn my back to him. I was afraid I'd get whooped with it and he'd say, "I'm a friend of Annie Lee." ;D
Fer-got to tell you buck, it's a good thing that tornado I tolt ya about was North-west of Dannabrog, if it would have hit down-town Dannabrog it could have destroyed "The International Liars Hall of Fame" which is localted along on wall of the bar.
A sorta friend and a well known Nebraskan author started it. Roger Welsh who used to do "Post Cards From Nebraska" on the Sunday morning Charles Karult show. His books include, "Old Tractors and the Men Who Love Them", "It's Not the End of the Earth", but you can see it from here. And of course his famous "Digging in and Pigging Out", a mans guide to food. Any are a good read.
He is also the inventor of Roger Welsh's Famous Catfish bait and sandwhich spread. The idea is sound, everything will taste like catfish bait any way so why bother carrying two jars. ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :o 8)
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:P
On the way home from the shoot yesterday, I stopped at a nursery for a big planter and some ground cover plants.
I was wearing my boots, circle skirt and underdress. She was wearing khaki pocket pants and peeking out from her bandana were blonde dreadlocks. She might have been wearing birkenstocks. Her companion sales lady wanted to sell me flox. Flox is a big seller in this area; all the yuppy farms have flox in the yards. Ms. Pocketpants shook her head and took me to the Vibernum. As we walked, she said, "You didn't look like a flox kind of person."
I bought the Vibernum. Be wary of appearances, a kindred spirit may be inside there.
:P
AnnieLee
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Come out to the prairies and "PHLOX" grows wild in the Tall Grass, be lots more if Mr Morgan hadn't tried to totally ruin the Tall Grass. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D
Yuppies don't wear Dreadlocks, I never dread, dreadlocks, the lady at the Essppprrresssooo shop that was always the nicest to me had Dreadlocks. ;D ;D ;D
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I wore dreadlocks but every time I turned my head one of the beads would swing around and hit me in the eye. They are now damaged and I must wear specticals.
I know Trinty ain't all bad now if heiis a Jerry Jeff fan
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Ray Wiley Hubbard and Guy Clark wrote most of his music. But thats ok, I lik em all. Stereooo Chickens. ;D ::) Forever. ;)
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Why thank you Litl Rooster, I 'ppreciate that.
My favorite album that a friend loaned me to introduce his music to me: Gypsy Songman. My second favorite is his live album that he recorded at Gruene, Texas mostly because I love Gruene. ;D
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Why thank you Litl Rooster, I 'ppreciate that.
My favorite album that a friend loaned me to introduce his music to me: Gypsy Songman. My second favorite is his live album that he recorded at Gruene, Texas mostly because I love Gruene. ;D
1976? Walker's collectibles
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Why thank you Litl Rooster, I 'ppreciate that.
My favorite album that a friend loaned me to introduce his music to me: Gypsy Songman. My second favorite is his live album that he recorded at Gruene, Texas mostly because I love Gruene. ;D
1976? Walker's collectibles
No, his aptly titled CD: "Live from Gruene Hall".
I really should rate it so highly but I like it because of where it was recorded. It was released in 1989. Since I can't find my CD right now, I can't tell you when it was recorded. ::)
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Why thank you Litl Rooster, I 'ppreciate that.
My favorite album that a friend loaned me to introduce his music to me: Gypsy Songman. My second favorite is his live album that he recorded at Gruene, Texas mostly because I love Gruene. ;D
1976? Walker's collectibles
No, his aptly titled CD: "Live from Gruene Hall".
I really should rate it so highly but I like it because of where it was recorded. It was released in 1989. Since I can't find my CD right now, I can't tell you when it was recorded. ::)
Have you tried looking under the pile of unfolded clean clothes?
<Squirrel... my patootie!>
AnnieLee
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Why thank you Litl Rooster, I 'ppreciate that.
My favorite album that a friend loaned me to introduce his music to me: Gypsy Songman. My second favorite is his live album that he recorded at Gruene, Texas mostly because I love Gruene. ;D
1976? Walker's collectibles
No, his aptly titled CD: "Live from Gruene Hall".
I really should rate it so highly but I like it because of where it was recorded. It was released in 1989. Since I can't find my CD right now, I can't tell you when it was recorded. ::)
Have you tried looking under the pile of unfolded clean clothes?
<Squirrel... my patootie!>
AnnieLee
Now, just why would it be in the Dryer???
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Why thank you Litl Rooster, I 'ppreciate that.
My favorite album that a friend loaned me to introduce his music to me: Gypsy Songman. My second favorite is his live album that he recorded at Gruene, Texas mostly because I love Gruene. ;D
1976? Walker's collectibles
No, his aptly titled CD: "Live from Gruene Hall".
I really should rate it so highly but I like it because of where it was recorded. It was released in 1989. Since I can't find my CD right now, I can't tell you when it was recorded. ::)
Have you tried looking under the pile of unfolded clean clothes?
<Squirrel... my patootie!>
AnnieLee
Now, just why would it be in the Dryer???
You might've shoved it in a pocket then washed it. Did you check under the pile of dirty clothes?
AnnieLee
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Why thank you Litl Rooster, I 'ppreciate that.
My favorite album that a friend loaned me to introduce his music to me: Gypsy Songman. My second favorite is his live album that he recorded at Gruene, Texas mostly because I love Gruene. ;D
1976? Walker's collectibles
No, his aptly titled CD: "Live from Gruene Hall".
I really should rate it so highly but I like it because of where it was recorded. It was released in 1989. Since I can't find my CD right now, I can't tell you when it was recorded. ::)
Have you tried looking under the pile of unfolded clean clothes?
<Squirrel... my patootie!>
AnnieLee
Now, just why would it be in the Dryer???
You might've shoved it in a pocket then washed it. Did you check under the pile of dirty clothes?
AnnieLee
<<SIGH!!!!!!!!!>>
Don't you understand how it works? Dirty cloths are in the hamper. Clean clothes are in the dryer. Every morning, throw in a new dryer sheet and turn dryer on, take shower and by the time you're clean all the wrinkles are out of the clothes! Simple as that!
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I was gonna say something, but the dryer stopped. ;D Gotta go hang up the clothes before they wrinkle, my favorite shirt right now is in there, my Red Flannel one in my Avatar. ;D
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Next thing you know, Trinity is going to say there is no ring on the inside of his toilet bowl.
:D
AnnieLee
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A ppop ring or a hard water ring? :D
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This starting to look like the lyrics to a bad country song... litl rooster adds more paper towels to list with canned peaches and wipes up his coffee.. Grabs his cleanist dirty shirt and gets dress for work...
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A ppop ring or a hard water ring? :D
YEAH! >:(
There's no poop ring. Maybe a water ring. It hasn't been eight weeks yet. ;D
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Is this going to die?
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Well, it was supposed to be a Cliff Notes version, and at nine pages, I don't know if we can call it that anymore.
:D
AnnieLee
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Well, it was supposed to be a Cliff Notes version, and at nine pages, I don't know if we can call it that anymore.
:D
AnnieLee
I'm on page eight ??? ??? ???
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That's weird, so am I, now. But when I posted, it was the second post on page nine. ???
AnnieLee
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It's Slim's fault!............Buck 8) :o
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It's Slim's fault!............Buck 8) :o
Yep! ;D
Slim
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I see it was Slim's fault
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Aye, and he seems proud of it!
:D
AnnieLee
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Aye, and he seems proud of it!
:D
AnnieLee
;D
Slim