Ha. When I was 15, I had size 13 extra wide feet. Family referred to me as the resident sasquach. Oddly by the time I was 20, i had much higher arches and am an 11 D. Up until a few years ago, I had some hair on hide mocs i got in Canada, made for my size 13 extra wide. Sadly they were way too big at that point and wife said she would tackle me if i tried to wear them in public.