Hrm. Cliff notes. Well.
Delmonico, Slim and Trinity moved to Nebrassky. Along the way, Trinity saw some ladies in a wagon and took off with them. Slim and Delmonico set up camp and built a dugout... with Slim going home every weekend to be with his wife and thirteen (or is it fifteen?) children. Delmonico got a mail order house and had it built by the Bohunks. The cupola of the house is reserved for the Frumpy Fairy Godmother, who won't take up residence with a bunch of ornery men, so she's just a guest. Trinity finally found them and set up several still in the hills of the area. They now have cattle, sheep, chickens, pigs a field of corn and a Gopher Grease, who cooks as well as Delmonico, but doesn't lace his food with castor oil.
They have had several visitors, most notably the black helicopters that have taken Slim away a time or two. But since Gopher Grease brought in the heavy armament and trashed the Frumpy Fairy Godmother's room, neither they nor the aliens have been seen.
Three dogs are in residence, Claire, Trinity's drinking buddy, Duke, who joined Del and Slim before they established camp, and Daisy, just to keep Duke smiling.
Del has set up a coaloil computer and used barbed wire so he could have hi-speed broadband. He spends a lot of time in his office with Duke, plotting his next mischief. Because of his mayhem, the Frumpy Fairy Godmother has used her magic wand to turn Del into a variety of creatures, in an attempt to instill humility into the surly cosie.
Trinity's two favourite drinking partners are a sheep named "Sheep," and the rooster named "Cletus." Trinity just discovered that Cletus is dead.
The Frumpy Fairy Godmother wishes Trinity would bathe more often. The Frumpy Fairy Godmother doesn't know she's imaginary. She doesn't know anyone named AnnieLee.
There's no outline to this saga, it's whatever the authors can think of at the moment. The authors have been known to go "out of character" and post stuff for no particular reason.
Anyone and everyone is welcome to become a part of the Newbrassky story.
Oh, and when ever possible, Del inserts "poop" into the story.
I left out a lot of stuff. But with 2313 posts... And you did ask for the Cliff Notes version!
AnnieLee