I can picture this......Customer walks into the store and there's Del with TP hangin' out his nose....................
Customer> Wow, dude, what happened to your nose?
Del> I got bonked with a cyber frying pan.
Customer> Wow, dude, how'd that happen?
Del> Well, I said something bad about a woman sitting in a cube in DC.
Customer> So she hit you with the virtual skillet?
Del> Yep.
Customer> So, your nose is bleeding?
Del> Well, actually no, it is cyber bleeding.
Customer> Cyber bleeding? But it looks like you have toilet paper shoved in your nose.
Del> Well, actually, it isn't toilet paper. Toilet paper isn't period keerect, they called it sanitary tissue.
Customer> Uh huh.
Del> They called it that because people didn't poop back then. There's no documentation of anybody pooping at all.
Customer> Is that why she hit you, because she needed to poop, but couldn't because people poop didn't exist?
Del> Uh, no.
Customer> Wow. Dude, what'd you say?
Del> I said that when she was seven, she like to be tied up.
Customer> <Hits Del with one of the horseshoes in the store>
AnnieLee