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Re: Hey, know what I was doin' today?
« Reply #80 on: November 06, 2009, 04:36:12 AM »
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Re: Hey, know what I was doin' today?
« Reply #81 on: November 06, 2009, 09:19:00 AM »
Things went downhill fast after the mention of lint balls on the behind.
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Re: Hey, know what I was doin' today?
« Reply #82 on: November 06, 2009, 05:10:40 PM »
Quote from: Texas Lawdog on November 06, 2009, 09:19:00 AM
Things went downhill fast after the mention of lint balls on the behind.

They also show up in belly buttons. ;D
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Re: Hey, know what I was doin' today?
« Reply #83 on: Today at 01:06:37 PM »
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Re: Hey, know what I was doin' today?
« Reply #83 on: November 06, 2009, 05:32:55 PM »
At least you don't have to look very hard to find the lint in a belly button.
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Re: Hey, know what I was doin' today?
« Reply #84 on: November 06, 2009, 05:45:28 PM »
Quote from: Texas Lawdog on November 06, 2009, 05:32:55 PM
At least you don't have to look very hard to find the lint in a belly button.

I'm usualy too distracted by the tattoo above the coin slot.

See now Pop, yer keepin this goin just as bad as Del. 
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Re: Hey, know what I was doin' today?
« Reply #85 on: November 06, 2009, 05:49:57 PM »
Leo, Del and I are kindred spirits.
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Re: Hey, know what I was doin' today?
« Reply #86 on: November 06, 2009, 05:51:38 PM »
Quote from: Texas Lawdog on November 06, 2009, 05:49:57 PM
Leo, Del and I are kindred spirits.

Besides this subject bothers Leo cause he knows he ain't ling free. :P
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Re: Hey, know what I was doin' today?
« Reply #87 on: November 06, 2009, 06:05:06 PM »
Quote from: Delmonico on November 06, 2009, 05:51:38 PM
Besides this subject bothers Leo cause he knows he ain't ling free. :P

I am definately Ling free.  I have never been attracted to Asian woman.  Nothin against em, they just don't float ma boat.  I also check ma spelling.
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Re: Hey, know what I was doin' today?
« Reply #88 on: November 06, 2009, 06:31:10 PM »
Del, We can put Leo in one of those commerical dryers with a couple of those dryer sheets. Maybe they will trap his lint.
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Re: Hey, know what I was doin' today?
« Reply #89 on: November 06, 2009, 06:37:02 PM »
Quote from: Texas Lawdog on November 06, 2009, 06:31:10 PM
Del, We can put Leo in one of those commerical dryers with a couple of those dryer sheets. Maybe they will trap his lint.

Horseshoes with him in the drier would work also. ;D
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Re: Hey, know what I was doin' today?
« Reply #90 on: November 06, 2009, 06:51:06 PM »
That sounds like a good idea!
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Re: Hey, know what I was doin' today?
« Reply #91 on: November 06, 2009, 10:34:06 PM »
Well you "kindred spirits" just go on havin a ball.  If I'm gonna be the butt of you all's jokes I may as well be lint free.  An I bet I could beat both of you at horse shoes.  Been known ta rack a six pack er two in ma day with Lil as ma partner.



See Slim, I'm tryin ta change the subject.
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Re: Hey, know what I was doin' today?
« Reply #92 on: November 06, 2009, 11:37:10 PM »
I don't have time to play horseshoes, to busy 'splainin' to folks their lint is discussedin' ::)
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Re: Hey, know what I was doin' today?
« Reply #93 on: November 07, 2009, 01:13:33 AM »
Quote from: Texas Lawdog on November 06, 2009, 05:49:57 PM
Leo, Del and I are kindred spirits.

So does that mean yer gonna be pickin out drapes an table ware any time soon?  I best get an invite.
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Re: Hey, know what I was doin' today?
« Reply #94 on: November 07, 2009, 08:59:58 AM »
Quote from: Leo Tanner on November 07, 2009, 01:13:33 AM
So does that mean yer gonna be pickin out drapes an table ware any time soon?  I best get an invite.

Don't need drapes, if ya don't bring yer own tableware ya got's to eat off a paper plate.  Time, RCS first weekend in June, we're 'spectin' ya Leo. ;D
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Re: Hey, know what I was doin' today?
« Reply #95 on: November 07, 2009, 10:36:00 AM »
Del has some high dollar paper plates to eat off of and some drinking cups too. You gonna need cutlery also. CFS is eaten better with a knife and fork.  Gravy is a little messy when you eat it with your fingers. Leo, we'll be lookin' for ya at RCS next June.
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Re: Hey, know what I was doin' today?
« Reply #96 on: November 07, 2009, 10:46:24 AM »
Could get him a slab of bark and he could whittle a fork. ;D
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Re: Hey, know what I was doin' today?
« Reply #97 on: November 07, 2009, 12:07:58 PM »
Maybe a pile of toothpicks?
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Re: Hey, know what I was doin' today?
« Reply #98 on: November 07, 2009, 12:10:44 PM »
He can use his belly button lint for a napkin. ;D
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Re: Hey, know what I was doin' today?
« Reply #99 on: November 07, 2009, 12:46:05 PM »
Field Expedency!
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