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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #20 on: November 02, 2006, 09:33:27 AM »
Quote from: Camille Eonich on November 02, 2006, 08:51:12 AM

But today is Thursday. ::)
Ya have ta keep close ta the Wedgewood room.  ;D

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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #21 on: November 02, 2006, 10:00:22 AM »
Quote from: Camille Eonich on November 02, 2006, 08:51:12 AM

But today is Thursday. ::)

I'm lettin' everyone know so they can dig for past offenses. ;D

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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #22 on: November 02, 2006, 10:13:15 AM »
I don't need any therapy.  There's nothing wrong with me!  I'm not crazy!!  I'm NOT!! Don't say that!!  Don't call me crazy!!! The last time they called me crazy they put me in THAT PLACE!!!  I WON'T GO BACK !!!  I WON'T YOU CAN'T MAKE ME I'M NOT CRAZY LEAVE ME ALONE YOU WON'T TAKE ME ALIVE!!!

Oh, hello.  Are you an angel?  What's the thing you stuck in my arm?  Oh WOW!!!  Look a all the colors. I think I'll take a little nappy now.  G'night.
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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #23 on: November 02, 2006, 10:41:53 AM »
If really needed any day can be Thorozine day. ;D

BTW, I spent a week one time in the Psyc Ward at a local hospital ;D  T'was a bit funny cause I wasn't considered crazy.  I had a flair up of those problems like I had last year, they used to didn't know what was wrong, so the put me in isolation each time. ::)  Well it was the flu season and there was only one ward I could get a private room, guess where. ;D  That was in 1980 and was the first time nurses used rubber gloves any time they came near, the even gowned and masked.  My wife was allowed to visit but had to stay a distance and gown and mask. ::)

Now they kown what the problem is and I don't get my private room. >:(
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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #24 on: November 02, 2006, 11:07:15 AM »
Quote from: Delmonico on November 02, 2006, 07:15:06 AM
Remember Friday is "Blame yer Parents Day" so if yer crazy cause they wouldn't let ya have a pony when you were 4 it is the time to speak up. ::)



It's all my parents fault, all I ever wanted was a pony and a red ryder BB gun





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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #25 on: November 02, 2006, 04:29:36 PM »
Is this where I go to get my Participants trophy sos I don't suffer any loss of self esteem?
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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #26 on: November 02, 2006, 05:04:38 PM »
Quote from: NozzleRag on November 02, 2006, 04:29:36 PM
Is this where I go to get my Participants trophy sos I don't suffer any loss of self esteem?

No.  We're too crazy to be PC.   >:(
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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #27 on: November 02, 2006, 05:18:50 PM »
'Sides that if you hang around here you'll lose what self eee-steam you have. ;D
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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #28 on: November 02, 2006, 06:01:13 PM »
Whatcha mean I have self-esteem.  ::)

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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #29 on: November 02, 2006, 08:05:31 PM »
we gonna havta start putting them self esteem pills up on a higher shelf.
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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #30 on: November 02, 2006, 08:13:17 PM »
I'm not crazy either..I just have lost my mind...it is gone.  Where is it?  Who has it?   I want it back!!  Gimme!!!

Where are the group hugs?  I need one.
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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #31 on: November 02, 2006, 08:18:33 PM »
uh!   I think the group hugs is on Sundays,
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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #32 on: November 02, 2006, 08:42:08 PM »
Hello, my name is Trinity and I'm crazy, I have no self esteem and I want a tropy.  Whew!  I said it.  Wow, I feel slightly better.  Would someone please pass the pills?
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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #33 on: November 02, 2006, 08:59:12 PM »
Watch about taking any of them pills litl rooster has,  them  will loosten ya up. fast.
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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #34 on: November 02, 2006, 09:01:06 PM »
NO!  None of those!!!!
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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #35 on: November 02, 2006, 09:07:56 PM »
Ozark goes ta the bulliten board and nails up a piece of paper that Alice the pill person gave him.


One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all

Go ask Alice
When shes ten feet tall
And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall

Tell them a hookah-Smoking caterpillar
has given you the call
Call Alice when she was just small
When the men on the chess board get up and tell you where to go

And you just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving slow
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know

When logic and proportion
Have fallen SLOPPY dead
And the white knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's LOST her head
Remember what the dormouse said

Feed your head
Feed your head
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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #36 on: November 02, 2006, 09:55:05 PM »
Esteem is good.  It'll take the wrinkles out of your clothes and remove grease from counter tops.
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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #37 on: November 02, 2006, 10:09:50 PM »
What day is them pills they advertise on TV, good for up to 36 hours. ::)  Ya know the ones where if, well, you know, if the work too well and something happens, but it won't well you know go away after four hours yer to seek medical help. ::) 
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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #38 on: November 03, 2006, 04:05:49 AM »
Quote from: Delmonico on November 02, 2006, 10:09:50 PM
What day is them pills they advertise on TV, good for up to 36 hours. ::)  Ya know the ones where if, well, you know, if the work too well and something happens, but it won't well you know go away after four hours yer to seek medical help. ::) 

  It might be wiser to consult your wife, and not your doctor.........
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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #39 on: November 03, 2006, 06:15:24 AM »
Quote from: Ozark Tracker on November 02, 2006, 08:18:33 PM
uh!   I think the group hugs is on Sundays,

Thanks. I wanna be first in line.  I may come back for seconds.  Is it like a kissing booth?? Where do I buy tickets?
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