Since nobody else has mentioned it, Johnny Dangerously. Michael Keaton, Joe Piscapo, Danny Devito, and Marylu Henner.
"You shouldn't have hung me on a coathook. My Father hung me on a coathook once... Just once!"
What that the one with the Joe Piscopo quote something like "My Mom hung me on a Hook...... Once."
Ha, had time to look it up (Johnnie Dangerously):
Danny Vermin : You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once. Once!
Danny Vermin : You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once... ONCE!
Danny Vermin : [to Mrs. Kelly] You shouldn't kick me in the balls, lady. My sister kicked me in the balls once...
Danny Vermin : You shouldn't have shot me, Johnny. My grandmother shot me once...
Dang its' like a series...
Later