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Offline upoladeb

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Re: another slice of wry
« Reply #2440 on: May 24, 2015, 06:40:35 pm »
today feels like a good day to reread some of larry j's posts,seems like a real long time since he left.Hope all is well with him.

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Re: another slice of wry
« Reply #2441 on: May 25, 2015, 07:54:36 am »
I miss him too.I hope his health is alright.

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Re: another slice of wry
« Reply #2442 on: November 11, 2015, 02:19:53 pm »
Old Folk Jokes
 “ A bottle collector goes around his neighborhood looking for bottles. He comes to a house and knocks on the door. An old woman opens it up and gruffly asks, "What do ya want? The man backs up a bit and asks nicely, "Do you have any old beer bottles?" The lady once again asks, in the same harsh way, "Do I look like I drink beer?" The man asks politely, "Well, do you have any old vinegar bottles?" ”

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Re: another slice of wry
« Reply #2443 on: October 25, 2018, 10:44:43 am »
A couple of blonde jokes I heard recently..........don't be offended.

A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all died and went up to Heaven.  God said I will let you in if you can climb this stairway consisting of 1,000 steps.  A joke is told at each step.  If you can make it all the way to the top without laughing at the joke, I will allow you to enter Heaven.

The redhead made it to the 100th step before laughing.  The brunette made it to the 500th step before laughing.  The blonde made it to the 999th step and then burst out laughing.  God, with a look of amazement, said, "How could you come so close to the top and then laugh?"  The blonde said, "I just got the joke from the first step."
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A blonde went to the emergency room with a gunshot wound to her finger.  The Doctor asked her what happened.  She said that she had decided to commit suicide.  "I put the gun to my chest and then thought I didn't want to ruin the $6,000 boob job I had done.  I put the gun to my mouth but then thought I didn't want to ruin the $2,000 dental work I had done.  So I put the gun in my ear but I didn't want to hear the loud bang so I put my finger in my other ear." ::)

Larryj
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