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« on: January 09, 2009, 01:54:51 am »

 

Famous quotations about DOGS 

Here is a selection of famous quotes about DOGS.  These are sayings of renowned people - authors, statesmen, scientists and other celebrities.  The quotes will amuse you, inspire you and make you think. 


A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
 -  Josh Billings


Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?  I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
 -  Sue Murphy

 
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
 - Ann Landers

 
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
 -Unknown


If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.   
- James Thurber


If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principle difference between a dog and a man.
 - Mark Twain
 

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
-Unknown
 

If you're not the lead dog, the view never changes
-Anonymous


In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.
- Edward Hoagland "Dogs and the Tug of Life"


Man is a dog's idea of what God should be. 
- Holbrook Jackson
 

Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.     
- Unknown

 
My little old dog: A heart-beat at my feet.
- Edith Wharton

 

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as a dog does.
- Christopher Morley


Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath is one of the most fond memories!   
- Dr. Tom Cat


Pet a dog where he can't scratch and he'll always be your friend.
- Orville Mars

 
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.       
 - Andrew A. Rooney
 

The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged a dog down to his.
- James Thurber

 
The dog is mentioned in the Bible eighteen times -- the cat not even once.
- W. E. Farbstein


The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic.
- Henry Ward Beecher "Proverbs from Plymouth Pulpit"


The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.
- Jeanne-Marie Roland

 
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.     
- Ben Williams

 

There never yet has been a dog
Who learned to double cross,
Nor catered to you when you won
Then dropped you when you lost.
- Mary Hale
 

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
- Aldous Huxley
 

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
 

Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies. 
- Gene Hill

 
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
- Robert A. Heinlein

 
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.   
- Dereke Bruce


And my favorite:

You want a friend in Washington?  Get a dog.
- Harry S Truman
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