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Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71
« on: June 25, 2012, 08:31:44 pm »
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71

It is with the saddest heart I pass on the following.  Please join me in remembering a great icon. 

The Pillsbury Doughboy died of a servere yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.  He was 71.  Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. 

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess ,Twinkies and Captain Crunch.  The grave site was piled high with flours. 

Long-time friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. 

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.  He was never considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.  Despite being a little flaky at times, even still he was a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions.  Toward the end, it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he had reached his expiration date. 

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven.  He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.  The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

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