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#241
The Coffee Shop / Old Eddie
February 03, 2008, 10:55:42 AM

It happened every Friday evening, almost without fail, when the sun resembled a giant orange and was starting to dip into the blue ocean.

Old Ed came strolling along the beach to his favorite pier.  Clutched in his bony hand was a bucket of shrimp.

Ed walks out to the end of the pier, where it seems he almost has the world to himself. The glow of the sun is a golden bronze now.

Everybody's gone, except for a few joggers on the beach. Standing out on the end of the pier, Ed is alone with his thoughts....and his bucket of shrimp.

Before long, however, he is no longer alone. Up in the sky a thousand white dots come screeching and squawking, winging their way toward that lanky frame standing there on the end of the pier.

Before long, dozens of seagulls have enveloped him, their wings fluttering and flapping wildly.

Ed stands there tossing shrimp to the hungry birds.  As he does, if you listen closely, you can hear him say with a smile, "Thank you.  Thank you."

In a few short minutes the bucket is empty.  But Ed doesn't leave.

He stands there lost in thought, as though transported to another time and place.  Invariably, one of the gulls lands on his sea-bleached, weather-beaten hat - an old military hat he's been wearing for years.

When he finally turns around and begins to walk back toward the beach, a few of the birds hop along the pier with him until he gets to the stairs, and then they, too, fly away. And old Ed quietly makes his way down to the end of the beach and on home.

If you were sitting there on the pier with your fishing line in the water, Ed might seem like "a funny old duck," as my dad used to say. Or, "a guy that's a sandwich shy of a picnic," as my kids might say. To onlookers, he's just another old codger, lost in his own weird world, feeding the seagulls with a bucket full of shrimp.

To the onlooker, rituals can look either very strange or very empty. They can seem altogether unimportant ....maybe even a lot of nonsense.

Old folks often do strange things, at least in the eyes of Boomers and Busters.

Most of them would probably write Old Ed off, down there in Florida. That's too bad. They'd do well to know him better.

His full name: Eddie Rickenbacker. He was a famous hero back in World War II. On one of his flying missions across the Pacific, he and his seven-member crew went down. Miraculously, all of the men survived, crawled out of their plane, and climbed into a life raft.

Captain Rickenbacker and his crew floated for days on the rough waters of the Pacific. They fought the sun. They fought sharks. Most of all, they fought hunger. By the eighth day their rations ran out. No food. No water. They were hundreds of miles from land and no one knew where they were.

They needed a miracle. That afternoon they had a simple devotional service and prayed for a miracle.  They tried to nap. Eddie leaned back and pulled his military cap over his nose. Time dragged. All he could hear was the slap of the waves against the raft.

Suddenly, Eddie felt something land on the top of his cap. It was a seagull!

Old Ed would later describe how he sat perfectly still, planning his next move. With a flash of his hand and a squawk from the gull, he managed to grab it and wring its neck. He tore the feathers off, and he and his starving crew made a meal - a very slight meal for eight men - of it. Then they used the intestines for bait. With it, they caught fish, which gave them food and more bait......and the cycle continued. With that simple survival technique, they were able to endure the rigors of the sea until they were found and rescued. (after 24 days at sea...)

Eddie Rickenbacker lived many years beyond that ordeal, but he never forgot the sacrifice of that first lifesaving seagull. And he never stopped saying, "Thank you." That's why almost every Friday night he would walk to the end of the pier with a bucket full of shrimp and a heart full of gratitude.

(Max Lucado, In The Eye of the Storm, pp.221, 225-226)

PS: Eddie was also an Ace in WW I and started Eastern Airlines .   
#242
The Coffee Shop / And then it is winter
January 08, 2008, 10:07:13 PM
And it's winter before we know it....

You know, time has a way of moving quickly and catching you unaware of the passing years.

It seems just yesterday that I was young, just married and embarking on my new life with my mate.   And yet in a way, it seems like eons ago, and I wonder where all the years went.  I know that I lived them all...

And I have glimpses of how it was back then and of all my hopes and dreams... But, here it is..the winter of my life and it catches me by surprise... How did I get here so fast? Where did the years go and where did my babies go? And where did my youth go?

I remember well.. seeing older people through the years and thinking that those older people were years away from me and that winter was so far off that I could not fathom it or imagine fully what it would be like...  But, here it is...my friends are retired and really getting gray...they move slower and I see an older person now. Lots are in better shape than me... but, I see the great change...  Not like the ones that I remember who were young and vibrant... but, like me, their age is beginning to show and we are now those older folks that we used to see and never thought we'd be.

Each day now, I find that just getting a shower is a real target for the day!  And taking a nap is not a treat anymore...it's mandatory!  Cause if I don't on my own free will...I just fall asleep where I sit!

And so, now I enter into this new season of my life unprepared for all the aches and pains and the loss of strength and ability to go and do things that I wish I had done but never did!!

But, at least I know, that though the winter has come, and I'm not sure how long it will last...this I know, that when it's over...its over....Yes , I have regrets. There are things I wish I hadn't done ,,,,,things I should have done, but indeed, there are many things I'm happy to have done.  It's all in a lifetime....

So, if you're not in your winter yet...let me remind you, that it will be here faster than you think. So, whatever you would like to accomplish in your life please do it quickly!  Don't put things off too long!!

Life goes by quickly.  So, do what you can today, as you can never be sure whether this is your winter or not!

You have no promise that you will see all the seasons of your life...so, live for good today and say all the things that you want your loved ones to remember...and hope that they appreciate and love you for all the things that you have done for them in all the years past!!

"Life is a gift to you. The way you live your life is your gift to those who come after.

Make it a fantastic one."

LIVE IT WELL!!----ENJOY TODAY!!!!-----DO SOMETHING FUN!!!----BE HAPPY!!!----BE THANKFUL!!!!!

#243
The Coffee Shop / A beautiful tirbute.
December 30, 2007, 10:19:08 PM
I received this from Bonnie's sister.  I wanted to share with you all.  It is beaautiful, I think.  Make sure your sound is on.




TAKE TIME TO LOOK AND LISTEN,,,,,


http://www.trdaniel.com/Battle%20Hymn/index.htm

#244
Recipe's & Home Remedy's / Holiday eating tips
December 20, 2007, 03:37:26 PM
 
Holiday Eating Tips

1.  Avoid carrot sticks.  Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit.  In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately.  Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.

2.  Drink as much eggnog as you can and quickly.  You can't find it any other time of year but now.  So drink up!  Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip?  It's not as if you're going to turn into an "eggnog-aholic" or something.  It's a treat.   Enjoy it!!!! Have one for me.  Have two.  It's later than you think.  It's Christmas!

3.  If something comes with gravy, use it.  Th at's the whole point of gravy.  Gravy does not stand-alone.  Pour it on.  Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes.  Fill it with gravy.  Eat the volcano.  Repeat.

4.  As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk.  If it's skim, pass.  Why bother?  It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.

5.  Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating.  The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people's food for free.  Lots of it.  Hello???

6.  Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do.  This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while c arrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.

7.  If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge.  Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention.  They're like a beautiful pair of shoes.  If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again.

8.  Same for pies.  Apple, pumpkin and mincemeat - have a slice of each.  Or, if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin.  Always have three.  When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?

9.  Did someone mention fruitcake?  Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost.  I mean, have some standards.

10.  One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention.  Reread tips: Start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner.




While healthy habits are good, laughter remains the best medicine!






   





#245
Politics / Govermentium
December 20, 2007, 02:46:24 PM
Recent hurricanes and gasoline issues are proof of the existence of a new chemical element. Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element, "Govermentium " (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy eutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Govermentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

A minute amount of Govermentium can cause a reaction (that would normally take less than a second) anytime from four days to four years to complete. Govermentium has a normal half-life of two to six years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Govermentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Govermentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, Govenmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Govermentium, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
#246
The Coffee Shop / An Early Merry Christmas
December 17, 2007, 05:46:09 PM
 

It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the crèche when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures. He hurried outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant Jesus.

So he walked up to the boy and said, "Well, where did you get your passenger, my fine friend?"

The little boy replied, "I got Him at church."

"And why did you take Him?"

The boy explained, "Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to the little Lord Jesus and I told Him if He would bring me a red wagon for Christmas I would give Him a ride around the block in it."

                                                   An Early MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!



#247
Miscellaneous / ANGELS EXPLAINED BY CHILDREN
December 13, 2007, 10:43:00 PM
ANGELS EXPLAINED BY CHILDREN

I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold. Gregory, 5

Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget
why, but scientists are working on it. Olive, 9

It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to
heaven, and then there's flight training to go through. And then you got
to agree to wear those angel clothes. Matthew, 9


Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something
else. Mitchell, 7

My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for
science. Henry, 8

Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!!!
Jack, 6

Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven. The main
subject is where you went wrong before you got dead. Daniel, 9

When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And
when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado. Reagan, 10

Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose a tooth,
an angel comes in through your window and leaves money under your
pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go north for the winter. Sara, 6

Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who's a very good
carpenter. Jared, 8

All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys didn't go
for it.
Antonio, 9

My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big head start on
helping me while she was still down here on earth. Katelynn, 9

Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets.
And if they don't make the animals get better, they help the child get
over it. Vicki, 8

What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they
shoot arrows at them. Sarah, 7

#248
Recipe's & Home Remedy's / PEANUT BRITTLE
December 05, 2007, 05:24:24 PM
                               Buck Snodderley's BEST EVER Peanut Brittle


1/2 cup white sugar
1/2 cup white syrup
2 teaspoons white vinegar

  Bring to a full boil, add 1 cup raw peanuts. 
Cook stirring constantly until peanuts are golden brown. 
Remove from heat:
Add
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 teaspoon baking soda
As soon as it foams up,   Stir and  DUMP   on a greased cookie sheet --DO NOT SPREAD OUT 
It will be fluffy and honeycombed ---- soooooo soft/crunchy 
Cool completely - break into pieces.

   Buck and his wonderful wife Mary Ellen were my very dear friends, and he ALWAYS made me a platter of this for Christmas, and also for Thank You gifts when I did anything for them that he thought was special. I asked one time if he would share his recipe with me and he agreed,"But,I do not share," he said," but I will make an exception with you."   I miss them both so much.
#249
Poetry / Let's All Remember
November 26, 2007, 09:25:28 AM

     A Different Christmas Poem



The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,
I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.
My wife was asleep, her head on my chest,
My daughter beside me, angelic in rest.
Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white,
Transforming the yard to a winter delight.
The sparkling lights in the tree I believe,
Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve.
My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep,
Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep.
In perfect contentment, or so it would seem,
So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream.

The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near,
But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear.
Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the
sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.
My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear,
And I crept to the door just to see who was near.
Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night,
A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.

A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old,
Perhaps a Marine, huddled here in the cold.
Alone in the dark, he looked up and smiled,
Standing watch over me, and my wife and my child.
"What are you doing?" I asked without fear,
"Come in this moment, it's freezing out here!
Put down your pack, brush the snow from your sleeve,
You should be at home on a cold Christmas Eve!"

For barely a moment I saw his eyes shift,
Away from the cold and the snow blown in drifts..
To the window that danced with a warm fire's light
Then he sighed and he said "Its really all right,
I'm out here by choice. I'm here every night."
"It's my duty to stand at the front of the line,
That separates you from the darkest of times.
No one had to ask or beg or implore me,
I'm proud to stand here like my fathers before me.
My Gramps died at ' Pearl on a day in December,"
Then he sighed, "That's a Christmas 'Gram always remembers."
My dad stood his watch in the jungles of ' Nam ',
And now it is my turn and so, here I am.
I've not seen my own son in more than a while,
But my wife sends me pictures, he's sure got her smile.

Then he bent and he carefully pulled from his bag,
The red, white, and blue... an American flag.
I can live through the cold and the being alone,
Away from my family, my house and my home.
I can stand at my post through the rain and the sleet,
I can sleep in a foxhole with little to eat.
I can carry the weight of killing another,
Or lay down my life with my sister and brother..
Who stand at the front against any and all,
To ensure for all time that this flag will not fall."
"So go back inside," he said, "harbor no fright,
Your family is waiting and I'll be all right."
"But isn't there something I can do, at the least,
"Give you money," I asked, "or prepare you a feast?
It seems all too little for all that you've done,
For being away from your wife and your son."
Then his eye welled a tear that held no regret,
"Just tell us you love us, and never forget.
To fight for our rights back at home while we're gone,
To stand your own watch, no matter how long.
For when we come home, either standing or dead,
To know you remember we fought and we bled.
Is payment enough, and with that we will trust,
That we mattered to you as you mattered to us."

PLEASE, Would you do me the kind favor of sending this to as many people
as you can? Christmas will be coming soon and some credit is due to our
U.S.service men and women for our being able to celebrate these
festivities.  Let's try in this small way to pay a tiny bit of what we
owe. Make people stop and think of our heroes, living and dead, who
sacrificed themselves for us.

LCDR Jeff Giles, SC, USN
30t h Naval Construction Regiment
OIC, Logistics Cell One
Al Taqqadum , Iraq.










#250
The Coffee Shop / True Meaning of Thanksgiving
November 17, 2007, 11:11:59 PM
 True Meaning of Thanksgiving for Family & Friends


HOW TO OBSERVE THANKSGIVING:

Count my blessings instead of my crosses.
Count my gains instead of my losses.
Count my joys instead of my woes;
Count my friends instead of my foes.
Count my smiles instead of my tears;
Count my courage instead of my fears.
Count my full years instead of my lean;
Count my kind deeds instead of my mean.
Count my health instead of my wealth;
Count on God instead of myself.

Happy Thanksgiving and Many Blessings to each of you.


#251
The Coffee Shop / Can you pass this test?
November 06, 2007, 02:34:55 PM
Citizenship Test


OK, you red-blooded Americans, let's see how you do on this test. Very
interesting questions. How well would you do if you took the citizenship
test.

Try this out - educational & fun. 24 out of 30 is considered a passing
grade.
Supposedly 96% of all HS seniors FAILED this test. AND, if that's not
bad enough, 50+% of all individuals over 50 did too! And we WONDER why
America's in the shape she's in?

Click on to the link below. Take the test & be surprised at what we don't
know.


<http://games.toast.net/independence/

#252
Poetry / Autumn Leaves
October 21, 2007, 08:13:34 AM
Senses of Autumn 



I touched the Autumn today,
As I walked among God's treasures.
Where multicolored leaves abound,
Bestowing untold pleasures.

I saw the Autumn today.
It called to me unceasingly,
Hurry, come out and play
Before I have to leave thee.

I smelled the Autumn today.
Such a crispness to the air.
It filled my heart and soul;
No other season can be so fair.

I heard the Autumn today.
As the geese overhead flew high,
They were telling me, "It's time,"
And sadly I bid them goodbye.

I tasted Autumn today.
Persimions and possum grapes galore,
Deep purple jelly to see winter through
And fruitbread not found in any store.

Autumn fills the senses;
God meant it to be that way.
He's preparing us for the future;
I wouldn't have it any other way.
#253
  I would like to publicly wish my dearly beloved husband of 60+ years a HAPPY 80TH BIRTHDAY TOMORROW  OCTOBER 12 th.

   He is truly a KEEPER.    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY DARLIN',  I LOVE YOU.
 
             I Wish you many more!!
#254
The Coffee Shop / Baby boomer Grandparents
October 09, 2007, 03:01:46 PM
This is quite lengthy -- but ohhh soooo funny !!



This is just for grandparents that are part of the baby boom generation. Do not let the mother or father of your grandchildren read this. Trust me.

I know what I am talking about. You see, I don't want to admit this, but it has come to my attention that when we gave birth and raised our children, we simply did it wrong. Of course I didn't know this thirty something years ago. I just found out last year when my granddaughter was born. And, yes, she is gorgeous and a genius, and perfect, but that is for another article.

This is how it all started:
One afternoon my son suggested that my husband and I meet him and his wife for lunch. The exciting announcement that Kim is pregnant, oops, I mean that "they" are pregnant was met with tears of joy from all of us. I asked how far along is Kim, and was told that "we" are two months pregnant. After much use of the plural pronoun, I naively asked if Marty was going to get to experience labor pains and have certain openings of his body stretch to two hundred times their normal size for the delivery. No words come to mind to describe the look "they" gave me.
Marty and Kim also asked that we not tell anyone about the pregnancy yet because it is just too early. Of course, I agreed.
  When we got home later that afternoon, I sat in front of my computer. I wrote an e-mail to one of my friends that said something like the following. "There is nothing to discuss because I have been told not to discuss something yet. But if I were to be a grandmother, I would put money on January 6." I copied it and sent it to forty of my closest friends. I started receiving gifts from my friends like a grandmother's book, a photo album and picture frames and an embroidered grandma's tote bag. Every time Marty and Kim came over I feverishly ran around the house hiding all of these gifts until it was okay for me to let everyone know I was going to be a grandma. I actually had to make a check list so I wouldn't forget to hide anything.
Two weeks later Marty and Kim came over for dinner. A week before Marty had e-mailed me a complete list of foods that are forbidden for the pregnant mother. Apparently the pregnant father could eat whatever he wants. Soft cheeses, hotdogs, and some seafood were on the forbidden list. 
I immediately called Marty at work and asked him how he felt. He said he was fine, and I made him swear to me he was healthy. I then asked him to mail me a copy of his last physical signed and notarized by the doctor. I just needed to be sure.
  He asked me why I was asking these questions. I told him I blew it big time - I ate the forbidden foods when I was pregnant with him. I asked for his forgiveness. He told me that "they" were just following the guidelines put out by the American College of Obstetricians. He let me know that times have changed and these guidelines were not available "when you and dad were pregnant." I told him that I understood, but truly, under no circumstances, was your father ever pregnant. Nor did he e ver want to be.
  As we were eating dinner Marty let me know that now I have to be sure to wash all of the vegetables and fruit I serve. I was beside myself. I was totally distraught. I told him that his father and I are so used to eating dirty food, I am not sure we could adjust to eating clean food. He was really asking a lot of us. I promised him that from now on all of the fruit and vegetables would go through the dishwasher before they touched our lips. He said "they" were just following the guidelines by the American College of Nutritionists.
  Now they are getting farther along in this pregnancy. One afternoon Kim and I were talking and she told me how much she misses taking a bath and just relaxing in the tub. I said what do you mean?  She said the American College of Obstetricians recommends no baths during your pregnancy. I asked if showers were okay. She reassured me that they were. I said I had to go and quickly hung up the phone.
  I called Marty at work and asked him how he felt. I made him swear to me he was healthy. He asked me what else I did wrong when I was pregnant with him. I told him that we might have a problem because there is a chance I soft-boiled his brain in-utero. I sheepishly whispered into the phone that I took baths all of the time when I was pregnant. I told him I was going to repent and never take another bath. However, upon reflection, I told him it could explain why he thought it was okay to have a party at the house when he was a junior in high school and his father and I were away for the weekend.
  Not that I wish that on him when his daughter is in high school. But a few words of advice from the American College of Grandparents: check the recycling bin for beer cans.
  During the next few months I found out that pregnant women are not allowed to change the cat litter box. They could get toxoplasmosis. I felt safe with that one; I never had a cat.
  Pregnant women are not supposed to go on roller coasters. I guess it would scramble the baby's brain . But, again, I am good with this one too. I am afraid of heights and would never go on a roller coaster even if it was good for the baby.
  Another conversation I had with Marty and Kim went something like this. Kim said, "You know I cannot go on speed boats." I said, "Were you planning to?" She said, "No." I asked, "What is the reason you cannot go on speed boats?" Kim replied, "I guess because you might fall in." I said, "Then is it okay for you to go in a row boat?" Kim said, "I suppose so." I asked, "Why is falling from a speed boat bad, and falling from a row boat good?" Marty said, "Isn't dinner ready yet?"
In the kitchen my husband came over to me and whispered that maybe I should talk about something safe during dinner.  He suggested I talk about gardening.
  So we sat down at the table, and I said that I wanted to plant a lot of spring bulbs next week. I told Kim that if I had any bulbs left over I would give them to her. She said pregnant women are not allowed to garden because outdoor cats could have gotten into the dirt and she could get toxoplasmosis. So I decided to talk about something that I knew for sure would be a safe topic and yet of the utmost importance. I asked whether they thought Clay or Rueben would sell more records.
The big day has arrived. "They" go into labor. My husband and I get the call and drive the hour and a half to the hospital. We go straight to the waiting room and Marty comes to greet us. After lots of hugs and kisses, he says "they" still have a ways to go and it will be several hours before "they" give birth. Marty tells me we can go back and visit Kim shortly. I start walking down the corridor, and I hear Kim scream for Marty to get out of the room, never touch her again as long as he lives, and bring her drugs. So I am thinking to mys elf, I guess things haven't changed that much. Labor is labor. It doesn't change from generation to generation. And from that moment on, only Kim was in labor and only Kim was having the baby, and only Kim was in pain.
  And Marty's role was "father-to-be." No more, no less. But just as challenging, according to him. I don't think any sane woman in labor would agree with him. Chloe was born.
  It was overwhelming to see my first grandchild. It was wonderful. And my son was so proud and had so much joy coming from every pore in his body. It was a perfect moment never to be forgotten. Both sides of the family were back in the waiting room. Everyone couldn't get over how beautiful Chloe was. I turned to my husband and told him I thought the resemblance between her and ET was uncanny. But I thought she would outgrow it. My husband's eyes pleaded with me not to say this out loud to the rest of the family. I decided to give him a break, and I just smiled. By the way, Chloe did outgrow it.
  So we went over to their house the following weekend. I tiptoed upstairs to the nursery and just stared at Chloe.  It brought back so many memories. Finally she stirred and woke up. I started to pick her up and Marty and Kim were aghast. They said don't touch her. I could not figure out what I did wrong. Then I was asked if my hands were clean. I looked at them and said sure. I don't have dirty hands; dirty fruit and vegetables maybe, but my hands are clean.
  They asked when I washed them last. I said April 10, 1994. They said seriously, I have to use this special antibacterial soap before I can hold Chloe. I said you are kidding, right? Oh, no. They were not kidding. You cannot touch the baby until you use the antibacterial soap. I looked at Marty and asked him how he felt. I made him swear to me he was healthy. He just shook his head and handed me the soap saying, "The American College of Pediatrics recommends this."  I noticed on a table next to the crib was a chart. It had the date and time and amount of all of Chloe's feedings. All of her wet diapers and poops were recorded. Oh, oh. Another thing I didn't do. I just fed the kids and changed their diapers. I never kept track. I asked if this chart was something to be framed or bronzed and given to Chloe as a keepsake when she is older. I then asked Marty how he could be so healthy when he obviously was so neglected. He said he guesses he was just lucky.
  Needless to say over the next couple of months, you can probably guess how often that pacifier was washed. Every time Chloe dropped it, it was thoroughly washed with very hot water. One day Chloe wanted her pacifier but couldn't keep it in her mouth. It kept falling out. Marty made so many trips to the sink washing that pacifier that he was making me dizzy. After Chloe dropped the pacifier for about the tenth time, Marty just stuck it back in her mouth, straight fr om the floor.
I clutched my heart. Perhaps Marty had read the recommendations from the American College of Common Sense. I looked at him and he said he was sure it was okay. That day I started taking baths again.
  One afternoon I baby-sat Chloe at my house. She was ten months old. We have a Golden Retriever, Angie, and both of them get along very well. Chloe was teething, fussy, and getting into everything. All of a sudden she was very quiet. She found the dog's Nyla bone and was happily chewing on it. She was very content; after all it was chicken flavored. I looked at the baby and knew I had a decision to make. Do I let her teeth on the bone or do I take it away?
  She was so happy and Angie was quite willing to share. And Chloe was quiet and already chewing on it, so what harm could a few more minutes of chewing the Nyla bone do? I decided to err on the side of my granddaughter's happiness.
  If letting my granddaughter be happy i s a crime, then let me be guilty. When I told my husband the story, I asked him if he thought we should buy Chloe some Nyla bones for her birthday. He answered, "Only if you never want to see your granddaughter again." Chloe is starting to talk now, one word at a time. She loves Angie, and is always saying "doggie." I point to myself and say "grandma" but she just looks at me and says "doggie." She looks at my husband and says "grandpa." He whispers to me that maybe I shouldn't have given her the Nyla bone.

  I know the story won't end here. In fact, it is just beginning. So maybe we baby boomers did it wrong during our pregnancy and raising our children.
But I know we also must have done something right. As my son said, "I guess I was just lucky."
Don't believe it.
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#255
The Coffee Shop / Live your life to the fullest
September 26, 2007, 01:15:57 PM
 
    The other day a young person asked me how I felt about being old. I
was taken aback, for I do not think of myself as old. Upon seeing my
reaction, she was immediately embarrassed, but I explained that it was
an interesting question, and I would ponder it, and let her know.

    Old Age, I decided, is a gift. I am now, probably for the first time
in my life, the person I have always wanted to be.  Oh, not my body!
I sometime despair over my body, the wrinkles, the baggy eyes, and the
sagging butt.  And often I am taken aback by that old person that
lives in my mirror (who looks like my mother!), but I don't agonize
over those things for long.

    I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving
family for less gray hair or a flatter belly.  As I've aged, I've
become more kind to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become
my own friend. I don't chide myself for eating that extra cookie, or
for not making my bed, or for buying that silly cement gecko that I
didn't need, but looks so avante garde on my patio.  I am entitled to
a treat, to be messy, to be extravagant.   I have seen too many dear
friends leave this world too soon; before they understood the great
freedom that comes with aging.

Whose business is it if I choose to read or play on the computer until
4 AM and sleep until noon?

  I will dance with myself to those wonderful tunes of the 60's &70's, and
if I, at the same time, wish to weep over a lost love ... I will.

  I will walk the beach in a swim suit that is stretched over a bulging
body, and will dive into the waves with abandon if I choose to,
despite the pitying glances from the jet set.

They, too, will get old.

    I know I am sometimes forgetful.  But there again, some of life is
just as well forgotten. And I  eventually remember the important
things.

  Sure, over the years my heart has been broken.   How can your heart
not break when you lose a loved one, or when a child suffers, or even
when somebody's beloved pet gets hit by a car?  But broken hearts are
what give us strength and understanding and compassion.  A heart never
broken is pristine and sterile and will never know the joy of being
imperfect.

I am so blessed to have lived long enough to have my hair turn
silver, and to have my youthful laughs be forever etched into deep
grooves on my face.  So many have never laughed, and so many have died
before their hair could turn silver.

  As you get older, it is easier to be positive. You care less about
what other people think.  I don't  question myself anymore.  I've even
earned the right to be wrong.

So, to answer your question, I  like being old. It has set me free.  I
like the person I have become.  I am not going to live forever, but
while I am still here, I will not waste time lamenting what could have
been, or worrying about what will be.  And I shall eat dessert every
single day. (If I feel like it)

    MAY OUR FRIENDSHIP NEVER COME APART ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S STRAIGHT FROM
THE HEART!  MAY YOU ALWAYS HAVE A RAINBOW OF SMILES ON YOUR FACE AND
IN YOUR HEART FOREVER AND EVER!

 
#256
The Good Old Days / Remember ????
September 26, 2007, 07:41:30 AM

                                          Good ol Days they say!
                                     THE FLOUR SACK

                                   BY COLLEEN B. HUBERT


                       LONG AGO TIME WHEN THINGS WERE SAVED,
WHEN ROADS WERE GRAVELED AND BARRELS WERE STAVED,
WHEN WORN-OUT CLOTHING WAS USED AS RAGS,
AND THERE WERE NO PLASTIC WRAP OR BAGS,
AND THE WELL AND THE PUMP WERE WAY OUT BACK,
A VERSATILE ITEM, WAS THE FLOUR SACK.


PILLSBURY'S BEST, MOTHER'S AND GOLD MEDAL, TOO
STAMPED THEIR NAMES PROUDLY IN PURPLE AND BLUE.
THE STRING SEWN ON TOP WAS PULLED AND KEPT;
THE FLOUR EMPTIED AND SPILLS WERE SWEPT.
THE BAG WAS FOLDED AND STORED IN A SACK
THAT DURABLE, PRACTICAL FLOUR SACK.


THE SACK COULD BE FILLED WITH FEATHER AND DOWN,
FOR A PILLOW, OR 'TWOULD MAKE A SLEEPING GOWN.
IT COULD CARRY A BOOK AND BE A SCHOOL BAG,
OR BECOME A MAIL SACK SLUNG OVER A NAG.
IT MADE A VERY CONVENIENT PACK,
THAT ADAPTABLE, COTTON FLOUR SACK.


BLEACHED AND SEWN, IT WAS DUTIFULLY WORN
AS BIBS, DIAPERS, OR KERCHIEF ADORNED.
IT WAS MADE INTO SKIRTS, BLOUSES AND SLIPS
AND MOM BRAIDED RUGS FROM ONE HUNDRED STRIPS.
SHE MADE RUFFLED CURTAINS FOR THE HOUSE OR SHACK,
FROM THAT HUMBLE BUT TREASURED FLOUR SACK!


AS A STRAINER FOR MILK OR APPLE JUICE,
TO WAVE MEN IN, IT WAS A VERY GOOD USE,
AS A SLING FOR A SPRAINED WRIST OR A BREAK,
TO HELP MOTHER ROLL UP A JELLY CAKE,
AS A WINDOW SHADE OR TO STUFF A CRACK,
WE USED A STURDY, COMMON  FLOUR SACK!


AS DISH TOWELS, EMBROIDERED OR NOT,
THEY COVERED UP DOUGH, HELPED PASS PANS SO HOT,
TIED UP DISHES FOR NEIGHBORS IN NEED,
AND FOR MEN OUT IN THE FIELD TO SEED.
THEY DRIED DISHES FROM PAN, NOT RACK
THAT ABSORBENT, HANDY FLOUR SACK!


WE POLISHED AND CLEANED STOVE AND TABLE,
SCOURED AND SCRUBBED FROM CELLAR TO GABLE,
WE DUSTED THE BUREAU AND OAK BED POST,
MADE COSTUMES FOR OCTOBER (A SCARY GHOST)
AND A PARACHUTE FOR A CAT NAMED JACK.
FROM THAT LOWLY, USEFUL OLD FLOUR SACK!


SO NOW MY FRIENDS, WHEN THEY ASK YOU
AS CURIOUS YOUNGSTERS OFTEN DO,
"BEFORE PLASTIC WRAP, ELMERS GLUE
AND PAPER TOWELS, WHAT DID YOU DO?"
TELL THEM LOUDLY AND WITH PRIDE DON'T LACK,
"GRANDMOTHER HAD THAT WONDERFUL FLOUR SACK!"

And some of the gals had flour sack drawers too.
#257
  A different view on Iraq war...Must read for all Americans!

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The writer of this narrative is Dr.  Vernon Chong, Major General, USAF, Retired.

"For what it's worth......I've read, and then re-read every word in the note below, and believe it's one of the very few letters I've ever received that merit forwarding...... 

This is the most cogent and powerful essay on the threat of Islamic terrorism I have seen.  Dr.  Vernon Chong is without a doubt the most articulate and convincing writing I have read regarding the War in Iraq   If you have any doubts please open your mind to his essay and give it a fair evaluation.  It's also eerily applicable to other current issues such as Iran 's nuclear program, immigration, NAFTA's impact on American jobs, trade deficits, etc..  I had no idea who Dr.  Chong is, or the source of these thoughts, so when I received them I almost deleted them, as well- written as they are.  But then I did a Google search on the Doctor and found him to be a retired Air Force surgeon and past commander of Wilford Hall Medical Center in San Antonio .


If you would like to see who this fellow is, go to this Air Force web site and look him up:
http://www.af.mil/bios/bio.asp?bioID=5000"
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Muslims,terrorist and the USA :
A different spin on Iraq war:  This WAR is for REAL !

Dr.  Vernon Chong, Major General, USAF, Retired

To get out of a difficulty, one usually must go through it.  Our country is now facing the most serious threat to its existence, as we know it, that we have faced in your lifetime and mine (which includes WWII).

The deadly seriousness is greatly compounded by the fact that there are very few of us who think we can possibly lose this war and even fewer who realize what losing really means.

First, let's examine a few basics:

1.  When did the threat to us start?
Many will say September 11, 2001.  The answer as far as the United States is concerned is 1979, 22 years prior to September 2001, with the following attacks on us:

* Iran Embassy Hostages, 1979;
* Beirut , Lebanon Embassy 1983;
* Beirut , Lebanon Marine Barracks 1983;
* Lockerbie , Scotland Pan-Am flight to New York 1988;
* First New York World Trade Center attack 1993;
* Dhahran , Saudi Arabia Khobar Towers Military complex 1996;
* Nairobi , Kenya US Embassy 1998;
* Dares Salaam , Tanzania US Embassy 1998;
* A!  den, Yemen USS Cole 2000;
* New York World Trade Center 2001;* Pentagon 2001.

(Note that during the period from 1981 to 2001 there were 7,581 terrorist attacks worldwide).

2.  Why were we attacked?
Envy of our position, our success, and our freedoms.  The attacks happened during the administrations of Presidents Carter, Reagan, Bush 1, Clinton and Bush 2.  We cannot fault either the Republicans or Democrats as there were no provocations by any of the presidents or their immediate predecessor, President Ford.

3.  Who were the attackers?
In each case, the attacks on the US were carried out by Muslims!

4.  What is the Muslim population of the World?
25%.

5.  Isn't the Muslim Religion peaceful?
Hopefully, but that is really not material.  There is no doubt that the predominately Christian population of Germany was peaceful, but under the dictatorial leadership of Hitler (who was also Christian, ?), that made no difference.  You either went along with the administration or you were eliminated.  There were 5 to 6 million Christians killed by the Nazis for political reasons (including
7,000 Polish priests).

(see http://www.nazis.testimony.co.uk/7-a.htm

Thus, almost the same number of Christians were killed by the Nazis, as the six million holocaust Jews who were killed by them, and we seldom heard of anything other than the Jewish atrocities.  Although Hitler kept the world focused on the Jews, he had no hesitancy about killing anyone who got in his way of exterminating the Jews or of taking over the world - German, Christian or any others.

Same with the Muslim terrorists.  They focus the world on the US , but kill all in the way -- their own people or the Spanish, British, French or anyone else.  The point here is that just like the peaceful Germans were of no protection to anyone from the Nazis, no matter how many peaceful Muslims there may be, they are no protection for us from the terrorist Muslim leaders and what they are fanatically bent on doing -- by their own pronouncements
-- killing all of us "infidels." I don't blame the peaceful Muslims.  What would you do if the choice was shut up or die?

6.  So who are we at war with?
There is no way we can honestly respond that it is anyone other than the Muslim terrorists.  Trying to be politically correct and avoid verbalizing this conclusion can well be fatal.  There is no way to win if you don't clearly recognize and articulate who you are fighting.

So with that background, now to the two major questions:

1.  Can we lose this war?

2.  What does losing really mean?

If we are to win, we must clearly answer these two pivotal questions:

We can definitely lose this war, and as anomalous as it may sound, the major reason we can lose is that so many of us simply do not fathom the answer to the second question - What does losing mean?

It would appear that a great many of us think that losing the war means hanging our heads, bringing the troops home and going on about our business, like post-Vietnam.  This is as far from the truth as one can get.

What losing really means is:

We would no longer be the premier country in the world.  The attacks will not subside, but rather will steadily increase.  Remember, they want us dead, not just quiet.  If they had just wanted us quiet, they would not have produced an increasing series of attacks against us, over the past 18 years.  The plan was, clearly, for terrorists to attack us until we were neutered and submissive to them.

We would, of course, have no future support from other nations, for fear of reprisals and for the reason that they would see; we are impotent and cannot help them.

They will pick off the other non-Muslim nations, one at a time.  It will be increasingly easier for them.  They already hold Spain hostage.  It doesn't matter whether it was right or wrong for Spain to withdraw its troops from Iraq .  Spain did it because the Muslim terrorists bombed their train and told them to withdraw the troops.  Anything else they want Spain to do will be done.  Spain is finished.

The next will probably be France .  Our one hope on France is that they might see the light and realize that if we don't win, they are finished too, in that they can't resist the Muslim terrorists without us.  However, it may already be too late for France .  France is already 20% Muslim and fading fast!

Without our support Great Britain will go too.  Recently I read that there are more mosques in England than churches.

If we lose the war, our production, income, exports and way of life will all vanish as we know it.  After losing, who would trade or deal with us if they were threatened by the Muslims.  If we can't stop the Muslim terrorists, how could anyone else?

The radical Muslims fully know what is riding on this war, and therefore are completely committed to winning, at any cost.  We better know it too and be likewise committed to winning at any cost.

Why do I go on at such lengths about the results of losing?  Simple.  Until we recognize the costs of losing, we cannot unite and really put 100% of our thoughts and efforts into winning.  And it is going to take that 100% effort to win.

So, how can we lose the war?

Again, the answer is simple.  We can lose the war by "imploding." That is, defeating ourselves by refusing to recognize the enemy and their purpose, and really digging in and lending full support to the war effort.  If we are united, there is no way that we can lose.  If we continue to be divided, there is no way that we can win!

Let me give you a few examples of how we simply don't comprehend the life and death seriousness of this situation.

President Bush selects Norman Mineta as Secretary of Transportation.  Although all of the terrorist attacks were committed by Muslim men between 17 and 40 years of age, Secretary Mineta refuses to allow profiling.  Does that sound like we are taking this thing seriously?  This is war!  For the duration, we are going to have to give up some of the civil rights to which we have become accustomed.  We had better be prepared to lose some of our civil rights temporarily or we will most certainly lose all of them permanently.

And don't worry that it is a slippery slope.  We gave up plenty of civil rights during WWII, and immediately restored them after the victory and in fact added many more since then.

Do I blame President Bush or President Clinton before him?

No, I blame us for blithely assuming we can maintain all of our Political Correctness, and all of our civil rights during this conflict and have a clean, lawful, honorable war.  None of those words apply to war.  Get them out of your head.
Some have gone so far in their criticism of the war and/or the Administration that it almost seems they would literally like to see us lose.

I think some actually do, I hasten to add that this isn't because they are disloyal.  It is because they just don't recognize what losing means.  Nevertheless, that conduct gives the impression to the enemy that we are divided and weakening.  It concerns our friends, and it does great damage to our cause.

Of more recent vintage, the uproar fueled by the politicians and media regarding the treatment of some prisoners of war, perhaps exemplifies best what I am saying.  We have recently had an issue, involving the treatment of a few Muslim prisoners of war, by a small group of our military police.  These are the type prisoners who just a few months ago were throwing their own people off buildings, cutting off their hands, cutting out their tongues and otherwise murdering their own people just for disagreeing with Saddam Hussein!

And just a few years ago these same type prisoners chemically killed 400,000 of their own people for the same reason.  They are also the same type of enemy fighters, who recently were burning Americans, and dragging their charred corpses through the streets of Iraq .  And still more recently, the same type of enemy that was and is providing videos to all news sources internationally, of the beheading of American prisoners they held.

Compare this with some of our press and politicians, who for several days have thought and talked about nothing else but the "humiliating" of some Muslim prisoners -- not burning them, not dragging their charred corpses through the streets, not beheading them, but "humiliating" them.

Can they be for real?

The politicians and pundits have even talked of impeachment of the Secretary of Defense.  If this doesn't show the complete lack of comprehension and understanding of the seriousness of the enemy we are fighting, the life and death struggle we are in and the disastrous results of losing this war, nothing can.

To bring our country to a virtual political standstill over this prisoner issue makes us look like Nero playing his fiddle as Rome burned -- totally oblivious to what is going on in the real world.  Neither we, nor any other country, can survive this internal strife.  Again I say, this does not mean that some of our politicians or media people are disloyal.  It simply means that they are absolutely oblivious to the magnitude of the situation we are in and into which the Muslim terrorists have been pushing us, for many years.

These people are a serious and dangerous liability to the war effort.  We must take note of who they are and get them out of office.  Remember, the Muslim terrorists stated goal is to kill all infidels!  That translates into ALL non-Muslims -- not just in the United States , but throughout the world.  We are the last bastion of defense.

We have been criticized for many years as being 'arrogant.' That charge is valid.  We are arrogant in that we believe that we are so good, powerful and smart, that we can win the hearts and minds of all those who attack us, and that with both hands tied behind our back, we can defeat anything bad in the world!  We can't!

If we don't recognize this, our nation as we know it will not survive, and no other free country in the world will survive if we are defeated.

And finally, name any Muslim countries throughout the world that allow freedom of speech, freedom of thought, freedom of religion, freedom of the press, equal rights for anyone -- let alone everyone, equal status or any status for women, or that have been productive in one single way that contributes to the good of the world.

This has been a long way of saying that we must be united on this war or we will be equated in the history books to the self- inflicted fall of the Roman Empire .  If, that is, the Muslim leaders will allow history books to be written or read.

If we don't win this war right now, keep a close eye on how the Muslims take over France in the next 5 years or less.  They will continue to increase the Muslim population of France and continue to encroach little by little, on the established French traditions.

The French will be fighting among themselves, over what should or should not be done, which will continue to weaken them and keep them from any united resolve.  Doesn't that sound eerily familiar?

Democracies don't have their freedoms taken away from them by some external military force.  Instead, they give their freedoms away, politically correct piece by politically correct piece.

And they are giving those freedoms away to those who have shown, worldwide that they abhor freedom and will not apply it to you or even to themselves, once they are in power.

Muslims have universally shown that when they have taken over, they then start brutally killing each other over whom will be the few who control the masses.

What is happening in Iraq is a good example.  Will we ever stop hearing from the politically correct, about the "peaceful Muslims".

I close on a hopeful note, by repeating what I said above.  If we are united, there is no way that we can lose.  I hope now, after the election, the factions in our country will begin to focus on the critical situation we are in, and will unite to save our country.  It is your future we are talking about!  Do whatever you can to preserve it.  I reiterate.  A national election is months away.



After reading the above, we all must do this not only for ourselves, but our children, our grandchildren, our country and the world.  Whether Democrat or Republican, conservative or liberal and that includes the Politicians and media of our country and the free world!



There are those that find fault with our country, but it is obvious to anyone who truly thinks through this, that we must UNITE!



Lastly, I wish to add: At the risk of offending someone, I sincerely think that anyone who rejects this as just another political rant, or doubts the seriousness of this issue or just deletes it without sending it on, is part of the problem.  Let's quit laughing at and forwarding the jokes and cartoons which denigrate and ridicule our leaders in this war against terror.  They are trying to protect the interests and well being of the US and it's citizens.  Best we support them.



GOD BLESS AMERICA !   











#258
The Good Old Days / 8th Grade Exam 1895
September 06, 2007, 02:19:55 PM
 



What it took to get an 8th grade education in 1895...

Remember when grandparents and great-grandparents stated that they only had an 8th grade education?  Well, check this out.  Could any of us have passed the 8th grade in 1895?


This is the eighth-grade final exam from 1895 in Salina, Kansas, USA . It was taken from the original document on file at the Smokey Valley Genealogical Society and Library in Salina, and reprinted by the Salina Journal.

8th Grade Final Exam:  Salina, KS - 1895

Grammar (Time, one hour)

 
1. Give nine rules for the use of capital letters.
2. Name the parts of speech and define those that have no modifications.
3. Define verse, stanza and paragraph
4. What are the principal parts of a verb? Give principal parts of "lie,""play," and "run."
5. Define case; illustrate each case.
6 What is punctuation? Give rules for principal marks of punctuation.
7 - 10. Write a composition of about 150 words and show therein that you understand the practical use of the rules of grammar.


Arithmetic (Time,1 hour 15 minutes)

1. Name and define the Fundamental Rules of Arithmetic.
2. A wagon box is 2 ft. deep, 10 feet long, and 3 ft. wide. How many bushels of wheat will it hold?
3. If a load of wheat weighs 3,942 lbs., what is it worth at 50cts/bushel, deducting 1,050 lbs. for tare?
4. District No 33 has a valuation of $35,000. What is the necessary levy to carry on a school seven months at $50 per month, and have $104 for incidentals?
5. Find the cost of 6,720 lbs. coal at $6.00 per ton.
6. Find the interest of $512.60 for 8 months and 18 days at 7 percent.
7. What is the cost of 40 boards 12 inches wide and 16 ft. long at $20 per metre?
8. Find bank discount on $300 for 90 days (no grace) at 10 percent.
9. What is the cost of a square farm at $15 per acre, the distance of which is 640 rods?
10. Write a Bank Check, a Promissory Note, and a Receipt.


U.S. History (Time, 45 minutes)

1. Give the epochs into which U.S. History is divided
2. Give an account of the discovery of America by Columbus.
3. Relate the causes and results of the Revolutionary War.
4. Show the territorial growth of the United States.
5. Tell what you can of the history of Kansas.
6. Describe three of the most prominent battles of the Rebellion.
7. Who were the following: Morse, Whitney, Fulton, Bell, Lincoln, Penn, and Howe?
8. Name events connected with the following dates: 1607, 1620, 1800, 1849, 1865.


Orthography (Time, one hour)
[Do we even know what this is??]

 
1. What is meant by the following: alphabet, phonetic, orthography, etymology, syllabication
2. What are elementary sounds? How classified?
3. What are the following, and give examples of each: trigraph, subvocals, diphthong, cognate letters, linguals
4. Give four substitutes for caret 'u.' (HUH?)
5. Give two rules for spelling words with final 'e.' Name two exceptions under each rule.
6. Give two uses of silent letters in spelling. Illustrate each.
7. Define the following prefixes and use in connection with a word: bi, dis, mis, pre, semi, post, non, inter, mono, sup.
8. Mark diacritically and divide into syllables the following, and name the sign that indicates the sound: card, ball, mercy, sir, odd, cell, rise, blood, fare, last.
9. Use the following correctly in sentences: cite, site, sight, fane, fain, feign, vane , vain, vein, raze, raise, rays.
10. Write 10 words frequently mispronounced and indicate pronunciation by use of diacritical marks and by syllabication.


Geography (Time, one hour)

 
1 What is climate? Upon what does climate depend?
2. How do you account for the extremes of climate in Kansas ?
3. Of what use are rivers? Of what use is the ocean?
4. Describe the mountains of North America.
5. Name and describe the following: Monrovia, Odessa, Denver, Manitoba,
Hecla, Yukon, St. Helena, Juan Fernandez, Aspinwall and Orinoco.
6. Name and locate the principal trade centers of the U.S.
7. Name all the republics of Europe and give the capital of each.
8. Why is the Atlantic Coast colder than the Pacific in the same latitude?
9. Describe the process by which the water of the ocean returns to the sources of rivers.
10. Describe the movements of the earth. Give the inclination of the earth.

Notice that the exam took FIVE HOURS to complete.

Gives the saying "he only had an 8th grade education" a whole new meaning, doesn't it?

Also shows you how poor our education system has become   and, NO! I don't have the answers!   :-\









 

 
 

 
   






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Remember when grandparents and great-grandparents stated that they only had an 8th grade education?  Well, check this out.  Could any of us have passed the 8th grade in 1895?


This is the eighth-grade final exam from 1895 in Salina, Kansas, USA . It was taken from the original document on file at the Smokey Valley Genealogical Society and Library in Salina, and reprinted by the Salina Journal.




8th Grade Final Exam:  Salina, KS - 1895

Grammar (Time, one hour)

 
1. Give nine rules for the use of capital letters.
2. Name the parts of speech and define those that have no modifications.
3. Define verse, stanza and paragraph
4. What are the principal parts of a verb? Give principal parts of "lie,""play," and "run."
5. Define case; illustrate each case.
6 What is punctuation? Give rules for principal marks of punctuation.
7 - 10. Write a composition of about 150 words and show therein that you understand the practical use of the rules of grammar.


Arithmetic (Time,1 hour 15 minutes)


1. Name and define the Fundamental Rules of Arithmetic.
2. A wagon box is 2 ft. deep, 10 feet long, and 3 ft. wide. How many bushels of wheat will it hold?
3. If a load of wheat weighs 3,942 lbs., what is it worth at 50cts/bushel, deducting 1,050 lbs. for tare?
4. District No 33 has a valuation of $35,000. What is the necessary levy to carry on a school seven months at $50 per month, and have $104 for incidentals?
5. Find the cost of 6,720 lbs. coal at $6.00 per ton.
6. Find the interest of $512.60 for 8 months and 18 days at 7 percent.
7. What is the cost of 40 boards 12 inches wide and 16 ft. long at $20 per metre?
8. Find bank discount on $300 for 90 days (no grace) at 10 percent.
9. What is the cost of a square farm at $15 per acre, the distance of which is 640 rods?
10. Write a Bank Check, a Promissory Note, and a Receipt.



U.S. History (Time, 45 minutes)

1. Give the epochs into which U.S. History is divided
2. Give an account of the discovery of America by Columbus.
3. Relate the causes and results of the Revolutionary War.
4. Show the territorial growth of the United States.
5. Tell what you can of the history of Kansas.
6. Describe three of the most prominent battles of the Rebellion.
7. Who were the following: Morse, Whitney, Fulton, Bell, Lincoln, Penn, and Howe?
8. Name events connected with the following dates: 1607, 1620, 1800, 1849, 1865.



Orthography (Time, one hour)
[Do we even know what this is??]

 
1. What is meant by the following: alphabet, phonetic, orthography, etymology, syllabication
2. What are elementary sounds? How classified?
3. What are the following, and give examples of each: trigraph, subvocals, diphthong, cognate letters, linguals
4. Give four substitutes for caret 'u.' (HUH?)
5. Give two rules for spelling words with final 'e.' Name two exceptions under each rule.
6. Give two uses of silent letters in spelling. Illustrate each.
7. Define the following prefixes and use in connection with a word: bi, dis, mis, pre, semi, post, non, inter, mono, sup.
8. Mark diacritically and divide into syllables the following, and name the sign that indicates the sound: card, ball, mercy, sir, odd, cell, rise, blood, fare, last.
9. Use the following correctly in sentences: cite, site, sight, fane, fain, feign, vane , vain, vein, raze, raise, rays.
10. Write 10 words frequently mispronounced and indicate pronunciation by use of diacritical marks and by syllabication.



Geography (Time, one hour)

 
1 What is climate? Upon what does climate depend?
2. How do you account for the extremes of climate in Kansas ?
3. Of what use are rivers? Of what use is the ocean?
4. Describe the mountains of North America.
5. Name and describe the following: Monrovia, Odessa, Denver, Manitoba,
Hecla, Yukon, St. Helena, Juan Fernandez, Aspinwall and Orinoco.
6. Name and locate the principal trade centers of the U.S.
7. Name all the republics of Europe and give the capital of each.
8. Why is the Atlantic Coast colder than the Pacific in the same latitude?
9. Describe the process by which the water of the ocean returns to the sources of rivers.
10. Describe the movements of the earth. Give the inclination of the earth.

Notice that the exam took FIVE HOURS to complete.

Gives the saying "he only had an 8th grade education" a whole new meaning, doesn't it?

Also shows you how poor our education system has become   and, NO! I don't have the answers!


#259
The Coffee Shop / Hello & Good Morning!
June 06, 2007, 03:20:27 PM
Hello out there----I just --15 minutes ago,  opened the booth here  at the state park and logged on, to catch a few "friendly folks" comments.  I too feel so comfortable with this forum and the next door neighbor feeling that I have when I log on.  The wind is nearly to blow me off my little knoll over here - but at least there are no ugly clouds lurking around.
  Have a nice evening you all...
#260
The Good Old Days / Pictures & Stories from the past.
January 19, 2005, 07:50:46 PM
In August of 1952 Dad and Mom McDonald and Fred and I went to the Black Hills of South Dakota on the way to Kabekona Lake at
Laporte, Minnesota.  I was 3 months pregnant with Teresa ---and on the way through the open range in South Dakota  we came upon a herd of wild buffalo.
Fred was driving and he just kept getting closer and closer to two bulls that were fighting over a cow.  They were huge and really into their fight.  I was asking Fred not to drive any closer--it was scary - and he wouldn't stop the car and even his Mom was saying "Freddie, don't go any closer".  Finally Dad said,
"Damn it, son, do you want a baby that looks like a buffalo?  You are going to mark this baby if you don't quit scaring Jodi, Now quit getting so close to those two bulls."
So we did...wheeeee  was I ever glad of that!

So we went on to Deadwood, South Dakota and stayed for two or three days. We had a cabin - you could rent a cabin in those days that had two beds with sheets and towels - table and chairs - stove, ice box and pots, pans and dishes for $3.50 a day.
We went to The Deadwood Saloon...had a few beers -even Grandma McD. would have a cold beer now and then in those days.  There was sawdust on the floors and heavy wood furniture like you see in the old movies--bowls of peanuts in the shell and that was the first place we had ever been where you just threw the shells on the floor --and they didn't sweep them up --just walked on them and added them to the saw dust.
    We found out that Deadwood Dick's cabin was up in the hills east of town, so we drove as far as we could, then walked up to his mining shack.  It was still pretty much intact..dirt floor-his chair and some pans were still in there.  I was poking around on the floor with my toe and hit something and dug it out and it was his fork.  It has a bone handle and two tines --I still have it and I use it a lot.  The handle is made of antler.  I was so proud of it and I  still am.

So that is the story of the Fork that belonged to Deadwood Dick, and no doubt he made it himself. or at least I like to think so.



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