The Secret to Inner Peace

[Cheyenne]

Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house thismorning, I finished off a bottle of Crown, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, about a quarter ounce of pot, a package of oreos, the remainder of my old prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some doritos and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now!

[larryJ]

HA HA HA HA HA HA------------------This was so good I had to take the laptop to the neighbors next door where my wife and all the in-laws and neighbors are assembled in the front yard.  I took the laptop because I was laughing so hard I knew I would never remember how the joke goes.  Thank you for a great laugh, Cheyenne, keep them coming.

Larryj

[Cheyenne]

 I got this as a text and thought it was too good not to share. I enjoy yours too larry! Your jokes are what wakes us all up at work every morning!

[Cheyenne]

another text I got.

Sorry if I keep calling and hanging constantly. You see, my phone has voice automated dialing so every time I say "dumb ass", it calls you.

[larryJ]

 

This reminded me of the one-----------------I looked up "stupid" in the dictionary and there was your picture.
Thanks.

Larryj