Divorce vs Murder

[Ms Bear]

Divorce VS Murder -- priceless

 A respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the

 pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I

 would like to buy some cyanide.'

 The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need

 cyanide ? '

 The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my

 husband.'

 The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed,

 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill

 your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my

 license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of

 bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any

 cyanide!'

 The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of

 her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

 The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well

 now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a

 prescription.'

[larryJ]

Thanks, I have heard this one before and it gets funnier each time.

Larryj

[Ms Bear]

I have enjoyed the daily dose you have been posting, most of them have been new ones for me.  Thanks for the laughs.