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« on: July 19, 2009, 10:52:50 am »

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa .

"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have
killed most of us sitting here, years ago.  Red meat
is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.
Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be
disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm
caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is
  one thing that is the most dangerous of all
and we all have, or will, eat it.
   Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes
the most  grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

  After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man
in the front row raised his hand, and softly said,

                                                       "Wedding Cake."
 
 
 
 

 


 
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU GATHER, BUT WHAT YOU SCATTER....
 THAT TELLS WHAT KIND OF LIFE YOU HAVE LIVED!
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