Amazingly simple home remedies

[Jo McDonald]

 
 







AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE
TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.


AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING
THE SINK.


FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A
FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A
TIMER.


A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM
ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.


IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. YOU'LL BE
AFRAID TO COUGH.


YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T
MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE
DUCT TAPE.


IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.


DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR
ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS

[flo]

  love it, love it, love it

[Diane Amberg]

Oh my goodness!!!

[Ms Bear]

I am so glad you clarified when to properly use duct tape and WD-40.  I found out many years ago that if something didn't work properly the best way to get it fixed fast was to use a screwdriver and a hammer.  It usually had to be replaced instead of fixed but solved the problem.

Ms Bear

[sixdogsmom]

LOL! This reminds me of a boss I once had who was really stingy with supplies. Many of the tests we did required a timer and the one we had did not work properly. You would have to spend a lot of time and effort to get it to work. Just silly to spend all that time trying to get something to work that cost under ten dollars. One night I got really upset with this thing, and threw it up against the wall. Needless to say, there was no way it could be useful. I wrote up an equipment trouble report on it saying I had 'dropped' it. Next day we had a new timer, end of problem.