Wonder WHY????

[angtown3]

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Can you cry under water?


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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


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Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?  Where's that extra penny going to?


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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?


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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


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What disease did cured ham actually have?


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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?


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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?


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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?


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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


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Why do doctors leave the room while you change?

They're going to see you naked anyway.


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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?


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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?


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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?


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Can a hearse carrying  a corpse drive in the  carpool lane?


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If the professor on Gilligan's  Island  can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?


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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?

They're both dogs!


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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?


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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?


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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?


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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?


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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?


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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?


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[sixdogsmom]

Does a cow sneeze?

[Wilma]

As one who has had quite a bit of experience being close to cows, (I used to help with the milking) yes, Sixdogsmom, cows do sneeze. 

[sixdogsmom]

Thanks Wilma! I was wondering about this yesterday when we were on the way to Sedan and the whole countryside was on fire. I was sneezing, and all those cattle were right out there in that smoke. That question popped into my head, and you answered it for me! 

[Wilma]

You're welcome.  As I get older I am amazed at the things I know.  People just don't ask me the right questions.

[Diane Amberg]

I wonder why all the cows didn't tip over during the earthquake this morning?

[Mom70x7]

Milk Shakes!

       

[Diane Amberg]

Ok, that takes care of vanilla and and chocolate, but how about strawberry?

[sixdogsmom]

MMMOOOOOOO------