Chuckles

[flo]

I rear-ended a guy the other day
He got out of his vehicle and was he ever pissed.
He hollared at me "I AM NOT HAPPY'
So I asked "which one are you then?

[Diane Amberg]

    Here's a 3rd grade joke. The teacher asked Willie if he could name five animals that live near the north pole. "Well, sure," he said. "Four polar bears and a seal."

[flo]

good answer

[Diane Amberg]

     Doctor Jones fell in the well
     And died without a moan
     He should have tended to the sick
     And left the well alone.

[Diane Amberg]

        Why did the baby strawberry cry?
         Because his parents were in a jam.

[Diane Amberg]

    Another third grade joke.... Why were the elephants the last to leave Noah's Ark?     It took them awhile  to pack their trunks. ( One more and I'll go away.)
      What vegetable is never allowed on a boat?       A leek   

[Diane Amberg]

    Here's one for Rudy. It was really thought up by one of my third graders during our creative writing class.
    How is a man in the dark like a man with a broken Bic?
    One lights a taper and the other tapes a lighter.

[dandymomma]

I've been reading the kid jokes to my 7 year old. He really gets a kick out of them, and then he makes up his own.

This morning he told me...

What did the banana say to the walnut? -- Hey, let's jump into that grocery cart!

Needless to say, he doesn't have it quite figured out yet, but I thought it was cute.

[dandymomma]

One of my favorite jokes (mainly because it makes my kids SO mad) is...

Knock, knock
--Who's there?
Impatient cow
--Impati.......
MOOOOOO!!!!!

[flo]

AND why did the chicken cross the road???


To show the armadillo it could be done.