Chuckles

[Teresa]

I was on my way to deposit some of  my money at Lowe's Home Improvement this morning to do my part to stimulate the economy and I found myself  behind this little car bearing a bumper sticker that read:
                             "We did it! - Obama / Biden'

Well, as luck would have it she pulled along side of me at a red light about a half mile down the road. I beeped my horn and gave her a big thumbs up. She rolled down her window and I said, "I love your bumper sticker!"


She thanked me and I quickly added, "It's good that you are taking responsibility for your mistake!"


She gave me the finger and drove off -- Humorless Bitch.

[Dee Gee]

"FLU UPDATE "


What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?

 

 



For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment

[Judy Harder]

How I learned to mind my own business:

I was walking past the mental  hospital the other day,

And all the patients were shouting,  '13....13....13.'

The fence was too high to  see over, but I saw a

Little gap in the planks, so I looked  through to see

What was going on......

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...

[Sherri]

lol lol lol    I liked that one Judy     There are times when we all could use "the stick" !!!