Larry, the DEA Man

[Warph]

DEA officer, we'll call him Larry, stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher. He tells the ol' geezer, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The ol' geezer says, "Okay, but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.

Larry, the DEA officer verbally explodes saying, "Look mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher.

"See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? "

The ol' geezer nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.

A short time later, the old geezer hears loud screams and sees Larry running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......

With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. He throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....

" Larry.... Your badge. Show him your BADGE ! "

[larryJ]

Posted by Frawin on Feb. 12, and still funny.  The DEA man in his version didn't have a name, thank you very much.

Larryj