Tall Tales Furrier, Camille Eonich Pro-prie-et-or

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

[Delmonico]

Hey, I found a use for the sheepman, he can clean the cat box.

[Marshal harpoluke]

  

Marshal cleans cat box, dumps litter into Delmonicos stove where it raises such a stink that 'Pepe' Le Pu' smells it all the way in France.

 

[Delmonico]

Wow, ya got most of that on file or do ya 'member it every time ya post it.  Ya got to get yer gag writer to get ya some new material.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Wow, ya got most of that on file or do ya 'member it every time ya post it.  Ya got to get yer gag writer to get ya some new material.

You should talk, I've had week old beans that were fresher than Your material.

Besides some jokes bear repeating.

[Delmonico]

 I've had week old beans

I've heard about the food in sheep camps.

[Marshal harpoluke]

I've heard about the food in sheep camps.

 

It still beats Your 'Mule'/'Horse'Steaks.

 

[Delmonico]

Since I ain't never cooked either yer lyin' again.  Don't worry we 'spect it out of ya.

[Trinity]

There isn't anything wrong with horse meat.  I've tried it once, but my girlfriend at the time wouln't kiss me anymore that night.

[Delmonico]

I've looked for it, can't find it, hate to kill a whole horse for one steak.   But don't make no differance, he lied again.

[Marshal harpoluke]

I've looked for it, can't find it, hate to kill a whole horse for one steak.   But don't make no differance, he lied again.

The Horse Calvery lived on horse n mule meat any Cosie worth His salt could cook it.

You sound more N more like a Greenhorn ta Me.

[Delmonico]

Don't think so, ya don't pay 'tention do ya.

Doubt you could do this on yer best day, 4 of those are one there second go round.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Don't think so, ya don't pay 'tention do ya.

Doubt you could do this on yer best day, 4 of those are one there second go round.

Dell You are the very best at what You do, but Ah is the Patron, owner, and Ramrod.

I hire, n Fire da cooks.  Never claimed to be a Cosie, but I can cook and have done so many times for well over 300 people--with modern kitchen not a campfire.

The most Dutch ovens I've ever run was three, cause thats all I have.

Shure got Your Goat.

 

[Delmonico]

Never had any respect fer a boss that couldn't do my job as well as me.

[Trinity]

   C'mon boys!  Let's take a breather...

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

 

Why?

Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!

 

 

 


 

[Delmonico]

I'm having De Javoooo again.

[Marshal harpoluke]

I'm having De Javoooo again.

Thats funny,

I seem to have been here before.

 

 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

The ellerfunk runs in steps on several cats and then runs out.

[Arcey]

Geee...  That's, uhhhh, too bad.....

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

Poor Kitty.

 

[Camille Eonich]

Camille puts up a kitty crossing sign.  Fines doubled 24 hours a day for stomping cats.   

[Delmonico]

Eller-funks can't read.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Eller-funks can't read.

 

Maybe so, but They Do Remember,

especialy the Rock Salt, Dell they'll come after You.

 

 


 

[Delmonico]

Ya need to get out more, the eller-funk is dead in another thread.