Tall Tales Furrier, Camille Eonich Pro-prie-et-or

[Arcey]

Not guilty.  Wuz back it the ranch relaxin'

[Major E A Sterner]

It's True Miz Camille, Arcey was passed out under tha Still (always capitalize Still) Dreamin thet he was at tha ranch.
B'sides I thought it was CJ thet put tha turkey haids in yer holsters

[Camille Eonich]

Major!  You can't blame that on CJ, she weren't around.  Only reason you're trying to blame her now is 'cause she ain't comin' around much.

[Major E A Sterner]

CJ was at Gold Canyon that night, Doan Ya remember tha "Cat" fight Y'all had, Stump, Tom, Sleep an I were Hidin...uh...protectin tha likker behind tha bar, You an CJ were tearin tha place apart.
I guess with all tha brown likker Ya drank thet night it's no wonder thet Ya doan remember

[Silver Creek Slim]

Wait a minute...I thought it was always Slims fault???

Don't bring me inta this. 

Slim

[Silver Creek Slim]

Not guilty.  Wuz back it the ranch relaxin'

Hey! What's on the floor?  Arcey! 

Slim

[Arcey]

Whut floor?

[Major E A Sterner]

Dang Arcey, Thet's tha strangest dust bunny I ever did see, Ya might wanta sweep up more often...(Whisper mode on) Hey Arcey, do ya think they'll buy tha "Dust bunny" or should I air out tha back room at tha Bar?(Whisper mode off)

[Silver Creek Slim]

Dat "bunny" has an awfully long tail. 

Slim

[Major E A Sterner]

Dat "bunny" has an awfully long tail. 

Slim

Thet's what makes it so strange lookin

[Silver Creek Slim]

'Sides that, it's ears are a mite shoot, too. 

Slim

[Major E A Sterner]

'Sides that, it's ears are a mite shoot, too. 

Slim

Slim Ya need ta clean yer ears er sumpthin...Like I said, Thet's what makes it so strange lookin
You tryin ta get Arcey in more trouble than he already is in? er are ya tryin ta keep people from realizin thet it's really
ALL SLIM"S FAULT

[Camille Eonich]

I saw his danged old rug.  I ain't blind yet.

[Arcey]

Whut rug?

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim Ya need ta clean yer ears er sumpthin...Like I said, Thet's what makes it so strange lookin
You tryin ta get Arcey in more trouble than he already is in? er are ya tryin ta keep people from realizin thet it's really
ALL SLIM"S FAULT

It's like I said in Forty Rod's Customer Service, my hearing in at "300 baud". 

Slim

[Marshal harpoluke]

I don't mind flying.   

 

Maybe Ya kin get one of dem latest 'Brooms', Excuse Me, Ah mean Alternative Transportation; ie A-10 Warhog.

 

[Camille Eonich]

Maybe Ya kin get one of dem latest 'Brooms', Excuse Me, Ah mean Alternative Transportation; ie A-10 Warhog.

 

I can just let the recoil from my .45s propel me over there thanks you very much Harpy.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Buck takes a peek here, and decides to quietly back out before the fur( hair) really starts flying.
 Del, you'd best keep one of those dutch ovens on yer haid.....Buck

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Hey Arcey, aint that tha same rug ya use ta warnm yer feets when yer on yer new puter? 

[Arcey]

Knew I could count on you, cuz...................

Maj, could ya take 'im ta the Still (always capitalize Still)?

[Major E A Sterner]

Sure thing Arcey, Hey Tom, come with me we ned ta pick up some supplies at tha Still (always capitalize Still)

[Marshal harpoluke]

I can just let the recoil from my .45s propel me over there thanks you very much Harpy.

Sounds like a plan ta Me, personaly Ah use Da 10ga. it will propell Me N Da Sheep.

[Wildcat Will]

Cus Tom ya dunt needed ta help Cus Arcey.  He kin git hisownself into sum purty good fixes.   

Now Cus Arcey ifn ya need a little help I gots yor back.  I be right here in da safety of my own place wit my guns right close by.  I promise I git to ya just as soon as I can.

[Arcey]

Ain't ya special, Will?

Maj, he gets outtah line smack 'im wit sumthin' heavy..................

[Major E A Sterner]

Maj, he gets outtah line smack 'im wit sumthin' heavy..................

Ya mean like a book on Quantum Physics?