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« Reply #10850 on: February 20, 2011, 03:15:06 pm »
Delmonico sees Leo's pillow leaking oil all over his bed so he tosses the pillow out in the buring pile and lights it with a match.



He then goes down to Shim's sawmill and gets some sawduck to soak up the oil seeing's how kittly litter ain't been invented yet. Wink
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« Reply #10851 on: February 20, 2011, 03:34:05 pm »
Leo goes to steal Del's pillow and finds it soaked with drool.  He throws it in the fire and it puts the fire out in a cloud of steam.
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« Reply #10852 on: February 25, 2011, 10:58:23 pm »
Wildman is amblin by, sees the mess, says don't know what happen here hope they had flood and fire insurance. WM
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« Reply #10853 on: February 26, 2011, 01:31:48 am »
Just another day at the RWNN.  Well, not really, I didn't chute nothin.

Leo chutes Del's pilla.  "There, ma day is complete".
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« Reply #10854 on: February 26, 2011, 01:43:31 am »
Delmonico heads out and starts to fire up his Steam Traction Engine.
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« Reply #10855 on: February 26, 2011, 05:40:17 am »
Oh no,that cain't be good. WM
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« Reply #10856 on: February 26, 2011, 09:45:13 am »
A little less talk and a little more traction...
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« Reply #10857 on: February 26, 2011, 10:32:32 am »
Quote from: wildman1 on February 26, 2011, 05:40:17 am
Oh no,that cain't be good. WM
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« Reply #10858 on: February 26, 2011, 11:43:29 am »
Yer gonna have a really hard time splainin that one. Roll Eyes WM
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« Reply #10859 on: February 26, 2011, 11:47:34 am »
That's gotta be the hundreth time he's done that.  He failed steam tractor drivers ed.
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« Reply #10860 on: February 26, 2011, 03:00:27 pm »
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« Reply #10861 on: February 26, 2011, 05:30:30 pm »
After gettin' The Steam Traction Engine extracted from the brigde Leo didn't make strong enough, Delmonico heads on down the road.
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« Reply #10862 on: February 26, 2011, 08:21:59 pm »
It were strong enough for me ta get through. 
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« Reply #10863 on: February 27, 2011, 08:51:01 pm »
Quote from: Delmonico on February 26, 2011, 05:30:30 pm
After gettin' The Steam Traction Engine extracted from the brigde Leo didn't make strong enough, Delmonico heads on down the road.


Put wings on that contraption and ya won't have to worry about Leo's bridges.(whisper on; lets see what he does wit that.whisper off) Tongue WM
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« Reply #10864 on: February 27, 2011, 09:40:22 pm »
Think of the scene in Good the Bad and the Ugly.  BOOM!!!
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« Reply #10865 on: September 23, 2011, 09:15:51 pm »
Meanwhile, down by the big cottonwood, Slim gets the bonfire going for Trinity.  Shocked
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« Reply #10866 on: December 25, 2011, 01:57:11 am »
Seeming that all are asleep at the Ranch With No Name, Sod Buster enters the ranch house and tiptoes up the stairs to the cupola & lights a candle for the FFG and all the other pards he has lost this past year.    He then rides quietly back to his Soddy.

Sod Buster turns in for the night and says a prayer that God will watch over all of his pards here in the Great Plains of Nebrassky.
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« Reply #10867 on: December 25, 2011, 10:52:05 am »
Any one hear from Little Rooster?
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« Reply #10868 on: March 20, 2012, 06:25:09 pm »
A spring equinox without a naked Trin Man just don't seem right.  I builted the fire an everthin.
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« Reply #10869 on: March 20, 2012, 08:22:20 pm »
Slim arrives with a sack of marshmallows.
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« Reply #10870 on: March 20, 2012, 10:42:32 pm »
I got the hot dogs an' the coat hangers we could be set for a spell Cool least we ain't starvin'
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« Reply #10871 on: March 20, 2012, 11:00:44 pm »
Looks like a Girl Scout stumbled onta the RWNN.
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« Reply #10872 on: March 21, 2012, 09:30:00 am »
Quote from: Leo Tanner on March 20, 2012, 11:00:44 pm
Looks like a Girl Scout stumbled onta the RWNN.
How'd j'know Shocked Cheesy
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« Reply #10873 on: March 31, 2012, 08:52:45 am »
Lucky Irish Tom rides in with a wagonload of supplies and notices the remains of a big bonfire, but no one is around.
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« Reply #10874 on: June 25, 2012, 01:14:53 am »
Letty Et Al.

I have to laugh every time someone mentions hotdogs ...

We were supposed to have a normal,HC-130 'Duckbuttt" out of Pease AFB, NH ...Fly halfway to Thule Greenland and bore holes in the sky for 11 or so hours and then RTB  (Return to Base). We took off with four engines that 'Ops Checked Normal' on the ground ... but by the time we were returning, our two out board engines were now at 'flight idle' and one of the inboard engines was 'iffy'... so rather than landing at back at Pease AFB, we ducked into Goose Bay, Labrador. BTW, A C-130 can maintain flight but not altitude on the two inboard engines .....

Since we had all planned to be in our own beds that night, none of us had brought money. And to make matters worse, the AC (Aircraft Commander) had reneged on the unspoken custom of kiting a check to cover his enlisted ...

So the senior NCO (he had been a Col. in WW II and took a Msgt/Flight mechanic's rating to stay in the cockpit), took everyone's money (it was like $14 and change) and promised to make sure we were fed .... (mind, this was in the days prior to ATMs and Credit Cards ...

He came back several hours later with two dozen hot dogs, and two dozen buns. He had 'five finger discounted' packs of relish, mustard and ketchup from the base bowling alley ....

But the piece de resistance was when he pulled out an extension cord and a couple of ten-penny or bigger nails. He cut the female end off the extension cord, stripped the wires and wrapped them around the nails. He then proceeded to punch one of the nails into each end of the hot dog ...

Then he plugged the extension cord into a wall outlet .... and as the hot dog sputtered and the lights flickered, he made sure none of us were hungry. One by one we were fed  .... and if someone told me this story, I would have said something like "Oh, what pitiful stuff' .... but I was there and saw it all.... and the hotdogs had this taste of zinc, but we all went to bed full ... *S*

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