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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #10840 on: January 03, 2011, 12:30:05 PM »
Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on December 24, 2010, 11:37:31 PM
Blasted dust.  :'(
Slim sits by the fire wearing the flannel shirt he got from the FFG and sipping eggnog.



Trinity drags into the living room after sleeping off the new years eve celebration, rubs his eyes and stares at Slim.

"Say Sleeeum, y'ain' warshed that thar shirt sin' she give it to ya.  It's startin' ta look lahk mahn.  Ah still 'member when tha FFG done tooked mah shirt an' britches an' warshed them wifout mah say.  When Ah got 'em back, Ah felt lahk Ah had lost a bunch of frien's.

"Wail, atchally, Ah did.  Ah wen' ta tha warsh water ta save 'em, but they was all daid."


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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #10841 on: February 20, 2011, 08:59:25 AM »
Slim lights the oven, goes out to the smokehouse and brings a pork shoulder back into the kitchen. Puts it in a dutch oven and into the oven. He starts peeling taters.
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #10842 on: February 20, 2011, 11:47:13 AM »
Delmonico watches as he makes some bread in the kitchen, notices it's still above freezing and the drizzle has stopped.

"Good, looks like the worst of the storm went by us and went to Wissy-con-sin." ::) ;D
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #10843 on: Today at 09:34:23 PM »
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #10843 on: February 20, 2011, 11:50:58 AM »
Slim puts the taters on the stove ta boil.
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #10844 on: February 20, 2011, 11:59:39 AM »
Delmonico notices Slim's cookbook sittin' on the table:



And gets a bit queezy.   :P
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #10845 on: February 20, 2011, 12:04:25 PM »
Delmonico should know that Slim doesn't cook with soybean by-products.  ::)
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #10846 on: February 20, 2011, 12:22:52 PM »
Leo shoots a large tofubeast and brings it ta the smoke house fer Del.
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #10847 on: February 20, 2011, 12:27:19 PM »
Delmonico sees the tofubeast and throws in into the Dismal River:

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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #10848 on: February 20, 2011, 12:29:31 PM »
Delmonico puts some real meat snacks out to nibble on while supper is cooking:

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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #10849 on: February 20, 2011, 12:43:58 PM »
Seeing the lean towards health food, Leo brings a bag of fried pork rinds that he had under his pillow.
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #10850 on: February 20, 2011, 02:15:06 PM »
Delmonico sees Leo's pillow leaking oil all over his bed so he tosses the pillow out in the buring pile and lights it with a match.



He then goes down to Shim's sawmill and gets some sawduck to soak up the oil seeing's how kittly litter ain't been invented yet. ;)
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #10851 on: February 20, 2011, 02:34:05 PM »
Leo goes to steal Del's pillow and finds it soaked with drool.  He throws it in the fire and it puts the fire out in a cloud of steam.
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #10852 on: February 25, 2011, 09:58:23 PM »
Wildman is amblin by, sees the mess, says don't know what happen here hope they had flood and fire insurance. WM
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #10853 on: February 26, 2011, 12:31:48 AM »
Just another day at the RWNN.  Well, not really, I didn't chute nothin.

Leo chutes Del's pilla.  "There, ma day is complete".
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #10854 on: February 26, 2011, 12:43:31 AM »
Delmonico heads out and starts to fire up his Steam Traction Engine.
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #10855 on: February 26, 2011, 04:40:17 AM »
Oh no,that cain't be good. WM
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #10856 on: February 26, 2011, 08:45:13 AM »
A little less talk and a little more traction...
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #10857 on: February 26, 2011, 09:32:32 AM »
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #10858 on: February 26, 2011, 10:43:29 AM »
Yer gonna have a really hard time splainin that one. ::) WM
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #10859 on: February 26, 2011, 10:47:34 AM »
That's gotta be the hundreth time he's done that.  He failed steam tractor drivers ed.
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