Newbrassky

[Leo Tanner]

But what, and from where?

That stuff from over there

[Texas Lawdog]

Only Leo knows for sure!

[MontanaSlick]

I'll send Trooper Rosch to investigate, hez the Hiway Patrol, Neb. style. He's my Kid Cousin.

Did I mention hez a lot taller than me.

Slick

[Texas Lawdog]

Bro. Slick, That's nice to know, I go up to Nebraska several times a year.

[MontanaSlick]

If you see him Bro. Tex, ask him if he survived the time he was sittin'in the Gov.office with his feet on the desk.

Governor walked in 

So much fer being the Govs personal body guard.

MS

[Texas Lawdog]

They've got a female governor in Nebraska.

[Arcey]

They've got a female governor in Nebraska.

http://www.governor.nebraska.gov/about/index.html

[Texas Lawdog]

They had a female governor from 87 to 91, Gov. Orr.

[Arcey]

Kindah a l’il different from:

They've got a female governor in Nebraska.

Don’t ya think thar, Masonic Cowboy Shootist?

[Texas Lawdog]

I saw a show on RFD TV recently about the Husband of Gov. Orr and I thought she was still Gov.

[MontanaSlick]

He must not pay alamony and CC support. Miss a payment, and he will get up to date.

[Leo Tanner]

We durn near had a female gubbaner but the folks chose what was behind door number 2.  It was one of those years that ya look at the ballot and say "Thank goodness, I was outta terlit paper".

[Sod Buster]

As he does every year, Sod Buster rides quietly over to the Ranch with No Name and tiptoes up the stairs to the cupola & lights a candle for the FFG and all the other pards he has lost this past year.    He then rides quietly back to his Soddy.

Sod Buster turns in for the night and says a prayer that God will watch over all of his pards here in the Great Plains of Nebrassky.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Blasted dust.  
Slim sits by the fire wearing the flannel shirt he got from the FFG and sipping eggnog.

[Leo Tanner]

Leo returns to the RWNN late for the holiday but bearing a sack of primers for each resident.  Leo apologizes that  the stockings they are contained in are actually his dirty socks from weeks of riding.

[Trinity]

Blasted dust.  
Slim sits by the fire wearing the flannel shirt he got from the FFG and sipping eggnog.

Trinity drags into the living room after sleeping off the new years eve celebration, rubs his eyes and stares at Slim.

"Say Sleeeum, y'ain' warshed that thar shirt sin' she give it to ya.  It's startin' ta look lahk mahn.  Ah still 'member when tha FFG done tooked mah shirt an' britches an' warshed them wifout mah say.  When Ah got 'em back, Ah felt lahk Ah had lost a bunch of frien's.

"Wail, atchally, Ah did.  Ah wen' ta tha warsh water ta save 'em, but they was all daid."


Happy New year friends!

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim lights the oven, goes out to the smokehouse and brings a pork shoulder back into the kitchen. Puts it in a dutch oven and into the oven. He starts peeling taters.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico watches as he makes some bread in the kitchen, notices it's still above freezing and the drizzle has stopped.

"Good, looks like the worst of the storm went by us and went to Wissy-con-sin."

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim puts the taters on the stove ta boil.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico notices Slim's cookbook sittin' on the table:



And gets a bit queezy.   

[Silver Creek Slim]

Delmonico should know that Slim doesn't cook with soybean by-products.  

[Leo Tanner]

Leo shoots a large tofubeast and brings it ta the smoke house fer Del.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico sees the tofubeast and throws in into the Dismal River:

[Delmonico]

Delmonico puts some real meat snacks out to nibble on while supper is cooking:

[Leo Tanner]

Seeing the lean towards health food, Leo brings a bag of fried pork rinds that he had under his pillow.