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« Reply #10625 on: March 09, 2009, 06:46:49 pm »

Leo, I used to be a Lover, a Fighter, a Wild Horse Rider, and a purty fair windmill man too!  OT, you got them PlowBoys mixed up with Lester Moran and the Cadillac Cowboys!
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« Reply #10626 on: March 09, 2009, 06:50:02 pm »

Leo, I used to be a Lover, a Fighter, a Wild Horse Rider, and a purty fair windmill man too!  OT, you got them PlowBoys mixed up with Lester Moran and the Cadillac Cowboys!

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« Reply #10627 on: March 09, 2009, 06:52:27 pm »

Mean while. back at the ranch: Grin

Slim gets another one of his "better ideas." Roll Eyes

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« Reply #10628 on: March 09, 2009, 06:56:06 pm »

Trinity looks up from his nap in the hammock. 

"Ain' that thang laid no aigs yet?"
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« Reply #10629 on: March 09, 2009, 07:04:44 pm »

As soon as the ostrich gets it's head out of the sand.
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« Reply #10630 on: March 09, 2009, 07:16:20 pm »

An ya sure do love Texas wimmen.

Slim is lookin mightly slim there.  He needs some aigs.

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« Reply #10631 on: March 09, 2009, 07:21:03 pm »

"Whah limit mahse'f?  Ah jes' love awl wimmin...  Wail, mos' awl."
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« Reply #10632 on: March 09, 2009, 08:18:38 pm »

Uh doan look now Trinity but Sherlene iz standin behind ya!
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« Reply #10633 on: March 09, 2009, 08:40:45 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4jL8nkwI3M

You can leave yer hat on, it's JR but thought it was apprapo.
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« Reply #10634 on: March 09, 2009, 08:45:05 pm »

"UH!  *cough**cough*.  Uh, howdy, Sherlene, lovey-dove!  Whatcha doin'?  How is tha little'uns?  Ya wan' Ah should come home?"
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« Reply #10635 on: March 09, 2009, 08:52:23 pm »

Better go Trin, the cat prolly needs some attention.
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« Reply #10636 on: March 09, 2009, 09:56:17 pm »

Mean while. back at the ranch: Grin

Slim gets another one of his "better ideas." Roll Eyes


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« Reply #10637 on: March 10, 2009, 01:11:43 am »

Ah! A new sport! Ostrich harness racing!
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« Reply #10638 on: March 10, 2009, 07:12:30 pm »

Delmonico looks out and see's Slim and his Ostrich cart.  He goes out on the porch and hollor's at him:

"Dang it Slim, you know I hate it when folks play with their food."

He goes back in the kitchen and goes back to studin' the chart on the wall:

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« Reply #10639 on: March 10, 2009, 07:18:24 pm »

Dang, them things got a pearl an a oyster cordin ta the chart.  We could open a jewelry shop.
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« Reply #10640 on: March 10, 2009, 07:35:33 pm »

The fan is extremely tasty when marinated in fruit juice and broiled, then served with a nice melon chutney.
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« Reply #10641 on: March 10, 2009, 07:44:35 pm »

The fan is extremely tasty when marinated in fruit juice and broiled, then served with a nice melon chutney.

Don't know why but sumthin about "a nice melon chutney" got me laughin good an hard.  Thanks.
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« Reply #10642 on: March 10, 2009, 07:46:48 pm »

Don't know why but sumthin about "a nice melon chutney" got me laughin good an hard.  Thanks.

Never ate none of it, not a problem with tryin' it, but when I used to see it a few years ago in the grocery store they wanted about twice what prime rib or t-bone cost.  Ain't no yard bird worth that much.
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« Reply #10643 on: March 10, 2009, 07:49:05 pm »

Delmonico sends Leo out with the axe, "Now be careful and don't cut Slim's head off." Roll Eyes


Leo comes back in a few minutes without the axe tellin' some wild story: Roll Eyes

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« Reply #10644 on: March 10, 2009, 08:02:44 pm »

Melon Chutney

Cantaloup, honeydew, other like melon (not watermelon)

Take half of each, make it mush, then squeeze juice out.
Add to apple juice or white grape juice and reduce by half.

Refridgerate, when cool add melon balls from left over half melons.

Chill, serve with meat of choice.
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« Reply #10645 on: March 10, 2009, 08:12:54 pm »

Long an short of it starts with click and ends with bang, boss.  Slim is just fine but I think he kinda got attatched ta that thing.  It aint like the magic box I swear, boss, I was fearin fer ma life out there.  It took that axe an started swingin it in it's beak like a labradore with a steak knife in it's jaws.  Thought we was all done in fer certain.  Please don' make me eat that melon stuff, it's unagreeable ta me.

 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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« Reply #10646 on: March 11, 2009, 06:08:36 am »

Leo, Them fresh melons are good for breakfast with an omelets or scraqmbled eggs.
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« Reply #10647 on: March 11, 2009, 09:35:33 pm »

I don't think nice and chutney should be in the same sentence.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #10648 on: March 11, 2009, 09:44:52 pm »

It's like hearin "mango salsa". 
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« Reply #10649 on: March 11, 2009, 09:50:04 pm »

It's like hearin "mango salsa". 
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