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Re: Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm
« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2006, 04:47:28 PM »
Yes'm , Mistress Montana. 

<<Mistress??  Where's the torture den? ;D ;D>>
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Re: Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm
« Reply #21 on: May 28, 2006, 04:49:37 PM »
Whack him on the knuckles with a ruler. ;D  Boy I hope someone finds my turpintine and turns it into the Lost and Found, Trinity sure needs a turpintinin' :o ;D
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Re: Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm
« Reply #22 on: May 28, 2006, 04:53:17 PM »
she a gonna check your hands to see if'n ya washed em. 
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

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Re: Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm
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Re: Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm
« Reply #23 on: May 28, 2006, 04:59:10 PM »
Aww, gees, this is going to tougher then I thought.  :(

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Re: Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm
« Reply #24 on: May 28, 2006, 05:04:12 PM »
"Look Mistress, Ah warshed them.  Please don' take tha cat-o-nine-tails ta me!" :o :o :o :o
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Re: Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm
« Reply #25 on: May 28, 2006, 05:05:43 PM »
"Look Mistress, Ah warshed them.  Please don' take tha cat-o-nine-tails ta me!" :o :o :o :o

I think you might be a candidate for the ball gag.
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Re: Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm
« Reply #26 on: May 28, 2006, 05:35:55 PM »
<<Mistress??  Where's the torture den? ;D ;D>>



Trinity, this is not litl roosterville, that kind of behavior will NOT be tolerated, now sit up straight, and get yer elbows off the table.

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Re: Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm
« Reply #27 on: May 28, 2006, 07:49:05 PM »
Get out the "Board of Education", Montana....... 8) ::) :o ;)
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Re: Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm
« Reply #28 on: May 28, 2006, 07:57:42 PM »
"Don' blame me, Ah ain' the one what fust mentioned "mistress"! :-\
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Re: Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm
« Reply #29 on: May 28, 2006, 08:11:05 PM »
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


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Re: Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm
« Reply #30 on: May 28, 2006, 08:16:46 PM »
you gonna make her real mad and probally whip the bunch of us, and then thump litl rooster, just cause he's close by
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

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Re: Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm
« Reply #31 on: May 29, 2006, 04:39:15 AM »
you gonna make her real mad and probally whip the bunch of us, and then thump litl rooster, just cause he's close by

It's more like pistol whip....Then Buck, suggested a board.....Then Del give's out the location to the secret "cave"and Trinity.............well there is just no hope for him.........I better just go back to my own world and hide......Will be serving X large wings today on special and will run the INDY on the Big screen.....Come on down to litl'rooosterville's HOOTER's
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Re: Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm
« Reply #32 on: May 29, 2006, 01:30:20 PM »
"Don' blame me, Ah ain' the one what fust mentioned "mistress"! :-\
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm
« Reply #33 on: May 29, 2006, 01:31:39 PM »
Will be serving X large wings today on special and will run the INDY on the Big screen.....Come on down to litl'rooosterville's HOOTER's

Sounds like a plan!
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Re: Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm
« Reply #34 on: May 30, 2006, 06:55:53 PM »
Miz Montana, they still need work. ;D
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Re: Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm
« Reply #35 on: May 30, 2006, 07:29:50 PM »


Ooops, Sorry, Miss Montana! :-[
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Re: Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm
« Reply #36 on: May 30, 2006, 07:32:27 PM »
Delmonico leaves a 1/2 pipe tap, a 1/2 pipe plug, plumbers tape and a pipe wrench fer Miz Montana. ;D
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Re: Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm
« Reply #37 on: May 30, 2006, 10:44:51 PM »
I think you might be a candidate for the ball gag.




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Re: Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm
« Reply #38 on: May 31, 2006, 12:39:02 PM »
Miss Montana sure has a lot of work ahead of her.  ::) ::) ::)

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Re: Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm
« Reply #39 on: May 31, 2006, 12:54:07 PM »
Yep, the difficult one has spoken.  Miz Montana, if ya need help with Slim let me know. ;D
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