Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"

[Ozark Tracker]

The monkey from Nebrassky comes into toms place to get him a drink,  knowing that tom don't serve just every monkey that comes along,  he finds a hat with a shamrock on it

that may just give him a chance to get one.

[Trinity]

I hope that ain't one of them fancy werds for sheep (spit)

Could be sheep, could be goat...

[Trinity]

Delmonico comes it with a cardboard box and drops it on the bar.  "OK, the hard stuff came in, here's a case of Ny-Quill."

(sorry I couldn't google up the words to the Ny-Quill song by Alvin Crow.)

Gimme a bottle of Nyquil,  for the rest and sleep my body needs
Gimme a bottle of Nyquil,  for the rest and sleep my body needs
Analgesic decongestant with an  antihistamine 

I  WALKED into the 7-11, the  MAN said "what do you need?"
Said,  "GIMME two roll of duct tape and a  CASE of Nyqil please"
Gimme a bottle of Nyquil,  for the rest and sleep my body needs
Analgesic decongestant with an antihistamine 

[solo break]

They CALL me a Nyquil junkie, man I DON'T know what they mean
I DON'T get feelin' funky 'til my TONGUE'S turnin' green
Gimme a bottle of Nyquil, for the rest and sleep my body needs
Analgesic decongestant with an antihistamine

[solo break]

Use ONLY as directed, don't exCEED the proper dose
'Cause IF you do you know you just might END up comatose
Gimme a bottle of Nyquil, for the rest and sleep my body needs
Analgesic decongestant with an  anti
Analgesic decongestant with an  anti
Analgesic decongestant with an  antihistamine
 

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[Delmonico]

That's it, ain't heard that one since back about the time Trinity was in kindergarden.

Sorry litl rooster, Irishmen raise and eat sheep.

[Marshal harpoluke]

That's it, ain't heard that one since back about the time Trinity was in kindergarden.

Sorry litl rooster, Irishmen raise and eat sheep.

 

[Delmonico]

That's why it was popular to add on Help Wanted sign's "No Irish need apply" was afraid they'd bring sheep.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes into the thread from his workshop in the "Newbrasky" thread and brings a sign he's been workin' on fer Irish Tom.  He nails it up on the wall plain to see.

PUBLIC RESTROOMS ARE IN THE TRINITYLAND THREAD


http://www.cascity.com/forumhall/index.php/topic,2957.860.html

[Delmonico]

Delmonico goes back to the kitchen of Irish Tom's Pub and realizes he's out of meat and veggies.  He takes off his apron and heads to the Newbrasky thread fer some meat and to the Sodbuster's Township thread to get some veggies.   He checks, they are low on cheese and butter so he decides to stop off in Silver Creek Slim County fer that.

[litl rooster]

Not this one

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster arrives at the kitchen door of Tom's Pub with his delivery of the root-type veggies that Del ordered:  potatos, sweet potatos, beets, carrots, turnips, rutabagas, parsnips, and onions.  He sees no one around so he leaves and continues on to Stoney's for the health drink ingredients.

[Ozark Tracker]

Sod Buster,  we'll see if we can't get Buck to buy a couple of produce vans to make some of your deliveries.

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster,  we'll see if we can't get Buck to buy a couple of produce vans to make some of your deliveries.

Nah..he can just load up the produce with all the other fruits and nuts he normally carries on those busses!  <--that was rude!

[Ozark Tracker]

NAW   

[Delmonico]

With the beef and veggies at the Pub kitchen, Delmonico checks the ice box and it looks like the cheese and butter will hold out till Slim delivers on Tuesday.   Delmonico starts a big pot of beef stew and puts it on the back of the woodstove to simmer.

He checks things off in his head, "We got the trainin' distribution of the girls settled.  Buck will drive them where they need to go, between sellin' used cars.  40 rod is handlin' complaints just fine, Trinity has public rest rooms that all the threads can use. that way the Wedgewood WC room at the Ranch With No Name will stay clean for the ranch residents.

El Peudo is takin' care of anything that gets lost and is found.  Arcey is checkin' on everyone's background and keepin' note on the paper litl rooster provided, Marshall Will is patrolin' the highways, Miz Montana is makin' proper ladies out of at least some of the girls, Ozark and Sodbuster is gettin' food to all the places and litle rooster is puttin Hooters in every empty lot he can find.  Slim will have the worst sick headace on record when he tries to figure out what we did all weekend.

Ok, to those wo didn't think this would all work out, everything is fine in Tall Tales and I'm going to bed.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico finally gets a break from the breakfast crowd, who'd a thought that beef stew omlet's would be in such demand.

[Ozark Tracker]

You pretty much got everything covered, I did misunderstand one,  I thought 40 rod was in charge "of complaining" not taking complaints from everybody else. looks like buck is already having to expand his bus fleet.  I guess some of them girls that Trintiy hires could be kinda like stewardess' on the busses till they get promoted to Hooters .

[Delmonico]

It's a good job for 40, he can handle one with one.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes in with a fake beard and goes into the kitchen to do the prep work for the mornin' Beer and Breakfast crowd.  He says "if Cammie comes in lookin' for me, tell her I went to coaloilcomputors.com/forumhall  were discussin' usin' soy bean oil as a re-newable resource for internet connections.

[Sod Buster]

Delmonico comes in with a fake beard and goes into the kitchen to do the prep work for the mornin' Beer and Breakfast crowd.  He says "if Cammie comes in lookin' for me, tell her I went to coaloilcomputors.com/forumhall  were discussin' usin' soy bean oil as a re-newable resource for internet connections.

Jus' lemme know if'n you need any soybeans.  I got a few acres of them over in SodBuster Township.

BTW...the Cherry Trees seems to be gettin' some cherries and they are about ready for pickin.  Do you need any for pie or cobbler?

-SB

[Delmonico]

Yeah, the cherries ain't anywhere near ripe in Newbrassky, I'll go down to The Sodbuster Township and look at the soy beans.