Sodbuster Township

[Ozark Tracker]

he ourta be able to see it ain't good,  this is the seceond time he's had ta eat tonight and he's still hongary

[Delmonico]

Wonder if he has a can of Vega-Links on his shelf, that would be more fillin'.

[Arcey]

Rice cakes……………..  When Pleazin’ wuz workin’ for Weight Watchers they wuz all o’er the place.  The peace wuz shattered by CRUNCH when it wuz least expected.  Took a bite myself once.  Tasted like I’d imagine takin’ a bite outtah a styrofoam coffee cup would taste like…….

Not too long ago, had me one them Hardee’s jalapeno burger thingys.  Not bad.  Just ‘nuff pepper on it ta let ya know it was there.

Circumstances of yesterevening’s obligations found me with one the half pound cheddar ‘n jalapeno Wendy’s offerin’.  Just ‘nuff of the other stuff, bread, meat ‘n all, ta let ya know ya weren’t just eatin’ jalapenos.  Get’s ta burnin’ right smart afterwhile.

‘N then this mornin’.  Well.  I ain’t as young as I used ta be……………….

[Ozark Tracker]

them jalapeno's are sure good and hard to turn down.  that little burn in the back of the throat jsut makes it better.

burt ya are right about that next morning.

[Delmonico]

Yer both old wimps, it ain't the hally-pee-nose Arcey, it's where ya been gettin' them.  I can eat hot peppers, no problem, but if I ate that burger from either one of those places the problems don't wait till mornin.'

[Arcey]

Yer both old wimps, it ain't the hally-pee-nose Arcey, it's where ya been gettin' them.  I can eat hot peppers, no problem, but if I ate that burger from either one of those places the problems don't wait till mornin.'

Well just damn, Del.  That be the case I'd be thinkin' yer the wimp........... 

[Delmonico]

No just an early warnin' system.

[litl rooster]

Fudruckers

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim washes Litl Rooster's mouth out with lye soap. 

[Trinity]

Rice cakes……………..  When Pleazin’ wuz workin’ for Weight Watchers they wuz all o’er the place.  The peace wuz shattered by CRUNCH when it wuz least expected.  Took a bite myself once.  Tasted like I’d imagine takin’ a bite outtah a styrofoam coffee cup would taste like…….
...

Styrofoam tastes better!  I know for a fact.

Yer both old wimps, it ain't the hally-pee-nose Arcey, it's where ya been gettin' them.  I can eat hot peppers, no problem, but if I ate that burger from either one of those places the problems don't wait till mornin.'

Same here.  It hardly waits until I get home.


Oh, and peppers are vegetables.  It's not that I can't take the heat.  It's the fact that I would be partaking of Mother Nature's bounty that turns me off.

[Ozark Tracker]

it's all natural,   you might consider them peppers as natures drain cleaner.

[Delmonico]

Peppers don't "clean my drain" but cheap hamburger does, and we know that stuff ain't natural.

[litl rooster]

  The "Grass roots" Cani-date arrives yet in another township...........As the former HOOTER's chear leaders begin to chant <modified 4 times>

rooster rooster rooster rooster!!!!!!

The soap box is set up for another speech....The girls then begin handed out Angus burgers and side's of Jalpeno's to the masses as they gather.

[Ozark Tracker]

with Trinity still passed out from Thanksgiving dinner, litl rooster feeds multitudes of people, instead of the usual 2 or 3 and Trinity.
the crowd cheers as the cheerleaders go into their rooster routine.

[litl rooster]

*shucks*   that's just cause I care about people...........................psst whisper mode on< you think they are buying it yet< whisper mode off

[Ozark Tracker]

I think if them girls keep a jumping around out there,  you're as good as elected.

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster raises  his hand and askes the candidate to state his postion on Kentucky Bluegrass and Zoysia.

[Delmonico]

The canny-date is gone right now, but I as his cam-pain manager will say Kentucky Bluegrass should be left in Kentucky where it grows fine all on it's own.  To take it out of it's native region and to try and grow it where it don't want to grow causes men to spend far to much time tryin' to make it grow, cuttin' into their shootin' time. 

Zoysia should be plugged and if it grows fine with out a lot of useless lawn work it is a good idea.

[Trinity]

[Ozark Tracker]

the crowd goes wild with the girls jumping and cheering'

[Trinity]

As evening decends upon the crowd, the girls change into their other costume.

[Ozark Tracker]

littl rooster brings out the kegs for tonights speech.   the crowd gets Rowdy.

[Sod Buster]

littl rooster brings out the kegs for tonights speech.   the crowd gets Rowdy.

DEL!!  They got your dawg!

[Sod Buster]

As evening decends upon the crowd, the girls change into their other costume.

Now wait just a dang minute.....Sodbuster Township has a dress code and these girls are violating it!  There are little sod boys & girls around to think of!

Sod Buster thows the girls some grass skirts to wear!

[Trinity]

littl rooster brings out the kegs for tonights speech.   the crowd gets Rowdy.

What are they gonna do wif Dail's dawg?