Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[Arcey]

Better idee than a 45-70...............

Thit thing makes such a mess.....................

[Major E A Sterner]

Howdy Delmonico,
 I heard that you were looking for a quick way to skin a cat...Have you tried stickin it's head in a bootjack an yankin real hard on it's tail?

[Delmonico]

It's an idea, but ya have to do some cuttin' first or it will tear the hide.

Hey hang around here and will give ya yer own thread, join our little community, are ya good fer anything?

[Ozark Tracker]

we do need somebody to catch and skin them allygators down there in the southeast.  so's we kin all have them allygator boots.  might be a market for em.

[Camille Eonich]

I'm thinkin' that y'all are just plain full of it.   Ain't none of ya ever been able to catch a cat.  Much less skin one. 

[Major E A Sterner]

I kin make custom grips Del...here's a set That Y'all might like


Maybe them cat pelts will be werth more than ya think...

[Forty Rod]

That's just the most ridiculous thing I ever saw.  Can you make me two pair in cougar?

[Delmonico]

I've got quite a few, but the ones I've got are so flea bitten ya wouldn't want to skin them.

If I could get enough good ones though they might make a really neat seat cover fer my pick-up.   What flavor of cat skin would look good in a beat-up white Fuurd Pick-up?

[DArchangel]

RE seat covers : Come on quilt guy THINK!

[Forty Rod]

Did you ever consider poodle, Del?

[Forty Rod]

HEY!! HOW 'BOUT MATCHIN' HOLSTERS???

Man, how B Western can you get?

CHAPS, TOO...AND A VEST!!!

[litl rooster]

 >the Mayor returns... from a horse acquisstion...........shakin' his head<    Camille mam, The village is still looking for Deputy and Baliff, the pay is what you make of it. Leave yer resume at my office. litl' roosterville is EOE

Major, there is some recent space available after evicting some trouble maker, If yer interested in openin' a Kustom shop.........Trinity could show you it over at lltl' roosterville Hooter's


>Goes outside and set sprinkler up on "bluegrass sod" this is going to look nice he thinks<       

[litl rooster]

>makes note<   Shoot the person who took my "ceegars"

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim enters Roosterville. "Did someone order cheese and butter?" 

[litl rooster]

Slim enters Roosterville. "Did someone order cheese and butter?" 

Speaking into the Tin can intercom,>>>>Trinity  do you know anything about a truck load of cheese and butter?

[Trinity]

Answering over the tin can intercom, adding the sounds the he thinks a real intercom should make, Trinity says: ">>SQUAWK<<  Them's tha new in-greee-dients fer tha new potted meat appetisers.  Ah'm a little disappointed though.  Ah asked fer Easy Cheese, not tha real stuff! >>SQUAWK - CLICK<<"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico bursts into litl rooster's office, digs down under a pile of debis in the corner and finds a box of seegars right where litl rooster left them.  He lays them on the desk and leaves with out sayin' a word.

[Silver Creek Slim]

"If ya want Easy Cheese, yurl have ta git it from another sors. I don't make the stuff." 

Slim

[Delmonico]

I think here in litl roosterville they want sleasy cheese.

[litl rooster]

I think here in litl roosterville they want sleasy cheese.

<<<walks in, snatches the box of Ceegars from under Delmonico's arm.  Gud thing I ain't hired a deputy yet, or finished the jail...You'd be the first occupant.

Goes to his chair mumbling about how Ceegar theives rate up there with Sheep(spit)herders.

[Trinity]

"If ya want Easy Cheese, yurl have ta git it from another sors. I don't make the stuff." 

Slim

"Ah don' thank no one makes it.  Ah thank it's a byproduct of tha can manufacturin' process.  I'ss already in tha can when i'ss made.  "

[Trinity]

I think here in litl roosterville they want sleasy cheese.

Yeahhhhhhh!

[Delmonico]

Whisper on> Delmonico has soaked litl roosters seegars in boric acid to make them fire proof. <Whisper off.

[Trinity]

>>Now that's just uncalled for!  Why do you wanna mess with a man's smoke?  Next thing you will be hooking all of his beer taps up to diet coke!<<

[Sod Buster]

>>Now that's just uncalled for!  Why do you wanna mess with a man's smoke?  Next thing you will be hooking all of his beer taps up to diet coke!<<

Don't give him no ideas.....he might replace your jello with hand sanitizer.