Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[litl rooster]

>post #100<

  Monday morning agenda, first order of business.  Send memoradum to all village employees.


note to read as folows<   All Village employees, the only reason to be absent from werk today is death. Your own, and it will not be a paid day of course. Their are no paid holidays in litl' roosterville.............So git back to werk.

the mayor

2nd order of business, Hire a Court Baliff.  Since Lucky Irish Tom is the only one to apply, he'll have to do.
3rd order, Mayor's court...Baliff please call the first case.

[Trinity]

"Why would anybody be absent from work!?  What wif all these good lookin' ladies here, a man would hafta be sick ta stay outta work!  Ben' down there, Sherlene, an' pick up that there napkin what Ah accidentally dropped."

[litl rooster]

  PM agenda for monday,
 
  first item, Go to lunch at litl' roostervilleHooter's have a plate of the x large wings, and sum Ice Tea
  2nd Item, return to office count out collected fines and court cost, divie between Baliff and the Mayor.Court cost to the Village ( both are me)
  3rd Item give out additional werk assignments
  4th Go home early

[Ozark Tracker]

now if you keep having Sherlene bending over a picking up yer silverware.............uh sherlene I dropped something over here

[Sod Buster]

now if you keep having Sherlene bending over a picking up yer silverware.............uh sherlene I dropped something over here

<psssst...Sherlene....remember to do the Bunny Dip!>

[Trinity]

"Naw, Sod Buster.  Here in litl roosterville, no bunny dips is allowed.  In fact bending of tha knees while bending over is grounds fer termination."

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity they brought your new sign today where do ya wanta hang it?

[Trinity]

'Whar's the part that says 'Or yer fired'?"

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Okay Mayor Rooster, tha first case iz one I got outta that truck what was illegally parked outside tha Hooters.  I know because I put the "No Parking" sign up right after he got there.  He has the choice of paying the $1,000 fine or taking it to trial and risk getting the Death Penalty! 

[litl rooster]

Okay Mayor Rooster, tha first case iz one I got outta that truck what was illegally parked outside tha Hooters.  I know because I put the "No Parking" sign up right after he got there.  He has the choice of paying the $1,000 fine or taking it to trial and risk getting the Death Penalty! 

Good job Irish Tom, your commission on that one is $250, not bad fer a half hour work...Unless of course he don't pay then yer out a bullet.

[Arcey]

Heh, heh, heh...........

Thit truck Tom stuck the sign beside...........  It wuz yers, Rooster............

[litl rooster]

Heh, heh, heh...........

Thit truck Tom stuck the sign beside...........  It wuz yers, Rooster............

No that truck I drive to last guy who didn't pay the fine <He won't be needin' it.

[Delmonico]

After Irish Tom has set up 144 No Parkin' signs around the litl rooserville Hooters, the place is empty and even the employee's ain't there.  No place to park.

[Trinity]

Except Trinity.  He doesn't drive, he rides a horse.    ...Well, he rides in a travois attached to a horse.

[Delmonico]

When Trinity goes to the door of the Hooters, there is a sign on the door,


CLOSED DUE TO NO PARKIN' SIGNS

[Trinity]

Being a highly valued employee himself of the litl roosterville Hooters, he removes the sign as well as 143 of the parking signs and opens the doors.  Within minutes, all of the employees and patrons who had been circling the block, looking for a parking space enter the building.  Soon business is booming, the cash register is ringing, the girls are bending over and not dipping and litl rooster is sitting back, smoking a six inch fifty ring ceeeegar with a big smile on his face.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes in,sees litl rooster smokin' the seegar and takes it away from him, "stop that, it will stunt yer growth."

[litl rooster]

 In the latter evening hours a special meetin' is held at the Village Hall, the Mayor presides, witnessed by is assistant.  1st order of business Fire the drunk'n Irisih Baliff, all in favore>>>>  both reply with ayes.
               2nd order of business evict the Gumeshoe in the back room of the fine eating establisment also known as litl' roosterville Hooter's. All in favore>>both reply aye

               3rd order of business  Have roadman remove and destroy all No parking Signs in Village and place one sign in front of Hooter's with reserved for what ever the Mayor is driving sign  May the records show>  No voted needed < for this Item
               4th Item of business give assistant a raise  All in favore.......both reply with aye
      Meeting adjourned



Makes note to hire new Baliff- Build a Jail and hire a Deputy.............Lites another Ceegar

[Arcey]

Awright!!!!!!!!!!!

A better office!

[Delmonico]

Delmonico pulls up to city hall with his ol' Ford pickup, in the back is a patched and mildewy wall thent.  "Here, I picked up Arcey's new office like ya asked me to, you gonna set it up or make Arcey?"

[Camille Eonich]

litl' roosterville is on it's way of being a perfect community.......... in real life........................what dear?................yes, dear I'll get right on it.....excuse me I have chores to do

*clears throat and raises eyebrows*

Excuse me?

[Arcey]

Everbody gonna shutup cuz a woman said sumthin'?

Wimps.................

I'm goin' cat huntin'.............

[Delmonico]

Cool, I did this weekend, didn't find on though, my brother and nephew have been lookin' for it also.

Did I ever tell ya Arcey I have a specific cat load fer my shotgun, 1 oz (50) Copper Plated BB out of my 28 gauge skeek gun, perfect to spotlight them a whoop on them to 40 yards, #9 Skeet loads don't work as well.

Me and my late lab used ta go cat huntin, I'd grab a squirt bottle of water and tell him to find the cat, she never could hide from him.   Wife put a stop to it when the cat went over her in the water bed, she also made me patch it.   She wouldn't let my put Iodine on her owies.

[Arcey]

Ain't much of a good sport.................

Did figger ya ta be more the .22 Hornet type when it comes ta skinnin' the cat.  Not that there's ennything wrong wit a shotgun.

[Delmonico]

I like both, the shotgun in case they move, but as to a rifle the 22 Hornet is the perfect cat gun. 'specally at night, good to at least 200 yards and not much more noise than a 22LR.  The 243 of mine can be heared clear to Tecumseh on a dead calm night, bout 10 miles as the crow flies.