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« Reply #50 on: May 23, 2006, 08:20:56 pm »
what kinda potted meat did you get?
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« Reply #51 on: May 23, 2006, 08:24:47 pm »
Store Brand!  And he's cheap too!!   Grin Grin Wink
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« Reply #52 on: May 23, 2006, 08:27:58 pm »
Quote from: Trinity on May 23, 2006, 08:24:47 pm
Store Brand!  And he's cheap too!!   Grin Grin Wink


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« Reply #53 on: May 23, 2006, 08:29:20 pm »
you better check it out good, that canned ammo may be some he's reloading.
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« Reply #54 on: May 23, 2006, 08:30:49 pm »
Quote from: Trinity on May 23, 2006, 07:38:42 pm
Bunny Dip?  Is that anythin' lahk Sheep Dip!??

Naw...it was somthing they taught the Bunnys at the Playboy Clubs to do.  Since their costumes were so skimpy, they were taught how to bend/dip when serving the customers so that their breasts didn't pop out!   Shocked Shocked Shocked

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« Reply #55 on: May 23, 2006, 09:08:04 pm »
 Angry Now, just what is the point of a Playboy Club without bein' able to see ... uhhhh, see... ummmm, see them!?
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« Reply #56 on: May 23, 2006, 09:10:20 pm »
seems like they was trying to defeat the purpose of being there. Huh Huh
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« Reply #57 on: May 24, 2006, 07:26:41 pm »
Quote from: Ozark Tracker on May 23, 2006, 09:10:20 pm
seems like they was trying to defeat the purpose of being there. Huh Huh


This village has only exsisted a few days and there is already a Playboy club here,         yee Haw mebbe next week a Hooters will open Grin
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« Reply #58 on: May 24, 2006, 07:46:56 pm »
Well Trinity just opened a XXX Theatre cross the street from the Elementry School, ya better get some zonin' laws made. Grin
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« Reply #59 on: May 24, 2006, 08:11:00 pm »
Zoning rule #1 NO SCHOOLS PERMITTED within the corporated limits of the Village







don't want to ruin the chance of a "Hooters" moving in Grin Grin


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« Reply #60 on: May 24, 2006, 08:29:32 pm »
I seen Trinity a nailing up a new sign on the building that was going to be the school,  I reckon he found a better use for it.

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« Reply #61 on: May 24, 2006, 10:42:08 pm »
Ya ever notice they don't have to advertise or have gimics for really good food. Roll Eyes


Oh Hooters called, they found out about Trinity's XXX theatre, they ain't gonna build in yer town as long as he's there.   Roll Eyes  The theatre ain't a problem, sumthin' about an in-so-dent in a Hooters with Trinity, a waitress and a herd of dancin' monkeys throwin' poop. Grin Roll Eyes
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« Reply #62 on: May 25, 2006, 06:10:21 pm »
That weren't at no Hooters whar that o-curred.  That happened at Tooters, a cheap knock-off.  Ah is always gentleman-like at Hooters cuz Ah'm in love wif mah Hootergirl!  Ah wanna make'r mah wife.
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« Reply #63 on: May 25, 2006, 06:15:12 pm »
Quote from: Trinity on May 25, 2006, 06:10:21 pm
That weren't at no Hooters whar that o-curred.  That happened at Tooters, a cheap knock-off.  Ah is always gentleman-like at Hooters cuz Ah'm in love wif mah Hootergirl!  Ah wanna make'r mah wife.


Don't worry triniy I called them got the misunderstanding taken care of............but you marryin' thet youngin' is a different story..



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« Reply #64 on: May 25, 2006, 06:26:13 pm »
Never understood the high price today of chicken scraps, used ta buy wings fer nuthin' almost and make noodles.  Today their higher than good sirloin. Huh Huh  Just cause they got a little ho sauce on them.  Me when I make hot chicken I use boneless breasts, I call them Hot T................

Never mind, don't want a phone call from Slim in the mornin'.

Found one the other day, had a rose tattoed on it. Grin



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« Reply #65 on: May 25, 2006, 06:32:11 pm »
Quote from: Delmonico on May 25, 2006, 06:26:13 pm
Never understood the high price today of chicken scraps, used ta buy wings fer nuthin' almost and make noodles.  Today their higher than good sirloin. Huh Huh  Just cause they got a little ho sauce on them.  Me when I make hot chicken I use boneless breasts, I call them Hot T................

Never mind, don't want a phone call from Slim in the mornin'.

Found one the other day, had a rose tattoed on it. Grin



Maybe litl rooster needs another store in town.


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« Reply #66 on: May 25, 2006, 06:33:45 pm »
Quote from: Delmonico on May 25, 2006, 06:26:13 pm
Never understood the high price today of chicken scraps, used ta buy wings fer nuthin' almost and make noodles.  Today their higher than good sirloin. Huh Huh  Just cause they got a little ho sauce on them.  Me when I make hot chicken I use boneless breasts, I call them Hot T................

Never mind, don't want a phone call from Slim in the mornin'.

Found one the other day, had a rose tattoed on it. Grin



Maybe litl rooster needs another store in town.


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As a matter of fact, that's what I call my fav-o-ryte waitress!  Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #67 on: May 25, 2006, 06:42:11 pm »
Here, the An-the-um of litl roosterville.

I MET HER IN ATLANTA
SHE WAS A-DANCING IN A CAFE
WITH A PRICE TAG ON HER BODY
AND A TOMBSTONE IN HER EYE
YOU COULD TELL SHE WAS NOT HAPPY
BY THE WAY SHE KEPT ON STARING
PAST THE OTHER SIDE OF NOWHERE
AT A MAN SHE'D LIKE TO TRY

AND THE MAKE-UP SHE HAD PAINTED
COULD NOT HIDE THE YOUTHFUL MOTIONS
OF HER BODY
FROM THE MUSIC OR THE CROWD
I STARED LIKE ALL OTHERS
WITH MY RIGHT HAND IN MY POCKET
WHILE SHE SHOWED US
EVERYTHING THE LAW ALLOWED

TWENTY BUCKS AN HOUR LATER
MY ONE-BEDROOM APARTMENT
I WAS FEELING WEAK
FROM ALL THE SEEDS I'D SOWN
SHE WAS SWEET, SHE WAS GENTLE
AS SHE INTRODUCED MY BODY
TO SOME PLEASURES
IT HAD NEVER EVER KNOWN

WHEN I WOKE UP IN THE MORNING
SHE WAS A-LAYING THERE BESIDE ME
LIKE A KITTEN
WITH HER FACE TURNED TO THE SUN
AND A LOOK OF SATISFACTION
ON HER LIPS THAT MADE ME WONDER
IF SHE EVER FELT ASHAMED
OF WHAT WE'D DONE

SO I LEFT HER IN ATLANTA
SHE WAS A-DANCING IN CAFE
WITH A PRICE TAG ON HER BODY
AND A TOMESTONE IN HER EYE
AND I GUESS SHE STILL AIN'T HAPPY
BY THE WAY SHE KEEPS ON STARING
PAST THE OTHER SIDE OF NOWHERE
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« Reply #68 on: May 26, 2006, 04:46:43 am »
Now Hiring


For positions in the litl' roosterville village goverment.  Lead zoning inspector the village is also looking to hire a Court Baliff................These position must be filled asap..................Send resume's to litl' rooster, box 1,litl' roosterville,10101EOE
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« Reply #69 on: May 26, 2006, 05:54:55 am »
stoney comes in and looks around.  "So this is what happens when the fox is runnin' the coup." Grin
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« Reply #70 on: May 26, 2006, 07:45:50 am »
Hey lil rooster yer offerin lousy salaries fer them gubmint positions, how we supposed ta make ends meet on only bribery an kickbacks!
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« Reply #71 on: May 26, 2006, 04:14:55 pm »
Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on May 26, 2006, 07:45:50 am
Hey lil rooster yer offerin lousy salaries fer them gubmint positions, how we supposed ta make ends meet on only bribery an kickbacks!



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stoney comes in and looks around.  "So this is what happens when the fox is runnin' the coup." Grin



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« Reply #72 on: May 26, 2006, 04:21:53 pm »
The UPS man stops and dee-livers a package at the Mayor's office of litl roosterville.  When his sec-raw-terry opens it, there is a brand new stop-light. Grin
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« Reply #73 on: May 26, 2006, 04:31:08 pm »
Quote from: Delmonico on May 26, 2006, 04:21:53 pm
The UPS man stops and dee-livers a package at the Mayor's office of litl roosterville.  When his sec-raw-terry opens it, there is a brand new stop-light. Grin


litl' rooster walks in and shoots the colored bulbs out, and throws 4 stop signs down.....Yells to the sec-raw-terry, have the road man put them up at the crossroad. 1 in each corner
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« Reply #74 on: May 26, 2006, 06:00:30 pm »
Ya want me to cancel the order for the dozen parkin' meters. Grin
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