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« Reply #250 on: June 22, 2006, 09:39:18 pm »

 Grin Cheesy Grin

Marshall goes down to Lil Roosterville ta see about some rustled Sheep.  finds the working conditions terrible, organizezes the Barmaids--(take out girls)(Hooters) Stands up for Trinities rights. Shocked

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« Reply #251 on: June 23, 2006, 08:15:11 am »

Irish pops into litl roosterville an shoots Marshal Harpoluke in tha butt with rock salt fer stirrin up union problems!
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« Reply #252 on: June 23, 2006, 09:08:41 am »

Assaults, sheep running loose, union troubles,and illegal fireings. There is a God and I will be rich.
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« Reply #253 on: June 23, 2006, 01:54:28 pm »

If you took better care of them sheep, Harpo, they wouldn't get rusted.  Mebbe rub 'em down with some lanoline from time to time.  It's supposed to waterproof 'em.
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« Reply #254 on: June 23, 2006, 02:38:23 pm »

If he's in a hurry he could spray them all with Thompson's Water Seal!  Grin
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« Reply #255 on: June 23, 2006, 03:05:33 pm »

Send them to the Sahara Desert, then they won't rust. Grin
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« Reply #256 on: June 23, 2006, 03:43:45 pm »

Irish pops into litl roosterville an shoots Marshal Harpoluke in tha butt with rock salt fer stirrin up union problems!

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Ouch!  Dag gon Orangeman, mugwampe.  Sheep Blows Up Irish Toms bar. Shocked

My sheep are just fine, mowing down Sod Busters corn n wheat.  The good news is their dropings have the good parisitic Nemotodes dat kill the bad ones, so there'll be squeezings next harvist. Grin

My Sheeps coat is just fine, He uses Cattle fat, coal tar, N Chickin grease--preferably from a small rouster. Shocked


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« Reply #257 on: June 23, 2006, 04:36:14 pm »

 Grin Cheesy Grin

Here chiki, chicki, Chicki---Ah don't wan't to hurt Ya, Ah jus wan'ts ta eat Ya. Shocked    (Frisco Kid)

Marshall rounds up His Sheep,  Saddles Up Da Sheep n heads back to the Dynomite Chicken Ranch.

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« Reply #258 on: June 23, 2006, 08:39:33 pm »

My sheep are just fine, mowing down Sod Busters corn n wheat.  The good news is their dropings have the good parisitic Nemotodes dat kill the bad ones, so there'll be squeezings next harvist. Grin

The sheep also eat the azalea, which is also known as "sheep-poison" and they all die.  Sod Buster puts on his protective gloves, piles them up and makes a bon-fire to celebrate!  Shocked Roll Eyes
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« Reply #259 on: June 23, 2006, 08:49:07 pm »

The sheep also eat the azalea, which is also known as "sheep-poison" and they all die.  Sod Buster puts on his protective gloves, piles them up and makes a bon-fire to celebrate!  Shocked Roll Eyes

 Grin Cheesy Grin

It's a good thing Yeh can't read, Can't see either. Those it Little Roosters Sheep, (He won't mind), But Slims Cattle eat the bush an die too.   He will mind. Shocked

Marshal N Da Sheep have the caldeara hot waiting for Little Rooster to drop in fer dinner. Shocked Tongue Grin

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« Reply #260 on: June 23, 2006, 09:28:06 pm »

Sheep destroying crops,farmers poisoning livestock,and chicken molesting.CHACHING
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« Reply #261 on: June 24, 2006, 08:57:23 pm »

Despite Delmonico's and DArchangel's advice, Trinity sneaks into the litle roosterville HOOTERS and convinces the cheerleaders and dancer to come with him to Trinityland. 
     

The new hurdy gurdy girl and many of the waitresses follow Trinity too.

Before leaving, Trinity turns around and sticks out his tongue.
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« Reply #262 on: June 25, 2006, 01:24:53 pm »

<---bein' ah outtah werk De-Tective, gets the goods on Trinty 'fore 'e slips away...............

Wunner whut this'll be werth ta Rooster when 'e gets back?  Suitable fer blackmail.  Ain't showin' the evidence 'til I see Mr. Green. 
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« Reply #263 on: June 25, 2006, 01:57:22 pm »

<---bein' ah outtah werk De-Tective, gets the goods on Trinty 'fore 'e slips away...............

Wunner whut this'll be werth ta Rooster when 'e gets back?  Suitable fer blackmail.  Ain't showin' the evidence 'til I see Mr. Green. 

Bambino rides up and has a conversation with Arcey.  He hands a string of Percherons to him and with a nod he leaves.
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« Reply #264 on: June 25, 2006, 02:35:18 pm »

<---watches the big dude ride off..... 

Whut'um I supposed ta do with these?  Hands 'em of ta 'iz drunken wagon drivin' cuzzin'.....

<--wants cold hard cash....
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« Reply #265 on: June 25, 2006, 02:49:03 pm »

Delmonico puts a penny in the freezer, when it's cold he gets his slingshot and shhots Arcey in the butt with the penny. Roll Eyes
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« Reply #266 on: June 25, 2006, 03:10:02 pm »

Bambino steals the horses back and shakes his head.  He guesses that Arcey doesn't know how much Irish Tom would have paid to get those horses back.  Bambino shrugs.  No matter anyway, he thinks, because he's sure that Arcey won't get Trinity in trouble if he doesn't want to get a bop on the head. Grin
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« Reply #267 on: June 25, 2006, 07:03:33 pm »

Ya boys just got me beat down................

I'll hafta hold onta this 'til Rooster gets here.

Hard ta get a leg up on y'all.....  Yep.....
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« Reply #268 on: June 25, 2006, 08:18:31 pm »

Last one that tried to get a leg up on me was a poodle dog, got 57' 51/2 inches on that kick. Grin

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« Reply #269 on: June 25, 2006, 08:31:51 pm »

<---Makes note:  Check city hall fer dog kickin' license fer Del.  Wit ah poodle stamp.........
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« Reply #270 on: June 25, 2006, 08:33:43 pm »

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« Reply #271 on: June 25, 2006, 10:26:03 pm »

Trinity, don't you worry none, that low down dirty scoundrel litl rooster's days are numbered.







Yep, he's being enrolled in summer school on how to treat his loyal friends and partners.  Class starts tomorrow, and this ain't no charm school either. Embarrassed
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« Reply #272 on: June 26, 2006, 06:13:23 pm »

Trinity, don't you worry none, that low down dirty scoundrel litl rooster's days are numbered.







Yep, he's being enrolled in summer school on how to treat his loyal friends and partners.  Class starts tomorrow, and this ain't no charm school either. Embarrassed

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« Reply #273 on: June 27, 2006, 08:11:35 am »

Former litl roosterville Bailiff Irish sees Trinity illegally enter litl roosterville, but since he has already been fired by litl rooster he does nothing to apprehend Trinity!
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« Reply #274 on: June 27, 2006, 09:49:32 am »

The Bailiff of the US Federal Court comes to deliver a sue-pee-na to litl rooster, but is tolt he is in hidd9ing.  Later the Judge issues a warrent fer litl rooster. Roll Eyes Grin
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