Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[Trinity]

Unaware of how the business works, Delmonico has worried for no reason.  The market is very fickle and for that reason each restaurant must renovate every six months to remain being the "cool" place to go.  Instead of financing the entire renovation job through his own pocket, litl rooster hired Bambino to take care of "demolition" for him.  Part of the service is that Bambino will file the insurance claim too.

A new Hooters will be open Sunday Morning with even more debauchery.

[litl rooster]

Unaware of how the business works, Delmonico has worried for no reason.  The market is very fickle and for that reason each restaurant must renovate every six months to remain being the "cool" place to go.  Instead of financing the entire renovation job through his own pocket, litl rooster hired Bambino to take care of "demolition" for him.  Part of the service is that Bambino will file the insurance claim too.

A new Hooters will be open Sunday Morning with even more debauchery.

Grand re Opening

Litl' Roostervilles HOOTERS

Free Breakfast Buffet till Noon today

Father's love Hooter's        wings?

[Trinity]

Trinity takes the paint brush and adds a line to the bottom:

Grand re Opening

Litl' Roostervilles HOOTERS

Free Breakfast Buffet till Noon today

Father's love Hooter's        wings?

If'n they din't, you wouldn' be here

[Trinity]

"litl rooster, we's gotta run another sale.  Tha visitors don' seem ta be comin' by as much as we done thought.  Ah figgert that EVERY one woulda loved tha lisence plates on tha wall yonder or tha ol' flour boxes on tha other wall.  An' best of all, all tha Hoootergirls is wearing blue an' whaht gingham check lahk Ellie Mae!"

[litl rooster]

Needs something I think that Hooter girls should be wearin' orange whaht gingham but in the Elle Mae style

Why don't you go in the kitchen and whip up some little sandwiches and put them on the Bar fer Happy Hour

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes in bearin' gifts, "hear Trinity, I got ya the fixin's, make yerself one, I know yer hungry."

[Trinity]

Needs something I think that Hooter girls should be wearin' orange whaht gingham but in the Elle Mae style

Why don't you go in the kitchen and whip up some little sandwiches and put them on the Bar fer Happy Hour

"Yep, yer raght.  Ah'll git tha seamstress on it right away.  In tha mean tahm, they kain' be wearin' no blue, so ... Hootergirls:  Off with tha dresses!"

Delmonico comes in bearin' gifts, "hear Trinity, I got ya the fixin's, make yerself one, I know yer hungry."

Trinity takes the hot roll, makes a small incision in one end, pokes two fingers in and makes a pocket.  Then he shoves the stick of butter in and seals the outside with peanut butter so none of the melted butter escapes.  With a look of bliss, Trinity takes a large bite.

[Ozark Tracker]

samwiches,  where is them little things hiding at.

[litl rooster]

  I think Trinity Is taste testing them now

[Ozark Tracker]

well we better get in there,  his mouth has got to fill up pretty soon, and when he slows down for a munute, we'll grab a few and run.

[Trinity]

Trinity orders fifty dozen of the sandwiches in a scaled down size from Delmonico.  

"Our customers lahk fanger foods.  We'll sell them four to a servin'.  Ya got any lil' jars of peanut butter an lil' butters that we kin send out wif each plate?  Ah don' wanna have ta be in tha kitchen all naght, an' some of tha girls we hahrd ta do tha food prep ain' too bright."

[Camille Eonich]

Be careful whut you ask for....

[Trinity]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaarrrrrrrgh!!!  Ah done tolt her she weren't hahrd!...  Who's gonna tail her ta leave??"

[Sod Buster]

Be careful whut you ask for....

Jeez...is that what happens when they lift too many 50-wing orders?

[Ozark Tracker]

I think Slims coming by tomorrow,  maybe slim can fire her,  yeah slim can do it

[Ozark Tracker]

I think she's been toting the 55 gal barrels of wings.

[Pawnee Bill]

"Yep, yer raght.  Ah'll git tha seamstress on it right away.  In tha mean tahm, they kain' be wearin' no blue, so ... Hootergirls:  Off with tha dresses!"

Trinity takes the hot roll, makes a small incision in one end, pokes two fingers in and makes a pocket.  Then he shoves the stick of butter in and seals the outside with peanut butter so none of the melted butter escapes.  With a look of bliss, Trinity takes a large bite.

 Well It's not Hooters but here is one of our local Hurdy Gurdy Girls


Cheers

[litl rooster]

 Pawnee Bill, I have been looking fer a new assisant, fer Village of Litl' Roosterville and we are EOE.  Trinity your no longer needed here,  a  a a a h why don't you go see if yer Brother Bambino needs some help in the collections department

BTW, Pawnee Bill, to run a Wild West Show in the Village limits, you must first seek a permit from the acting Zoning Inspector>which is me< and must be approved by the Village Ruler ah Mayor> who is also me<

[litl rooster]

I think Slims coming by tomorrow,  maybe slim can fire her,  yeah slim can do it

Fire her no no no no....Friday Saturday nites get pretty ruff at Hooters, shes the new Bouncer, I just leave the cell doors open and she tosses 'em in there fer me She generates revenues fer the Me I mean the Village.

[Ozark Tracker]

Well that will be easier on Slim,  I was kinda feeling sorry for him a firing that gal.

[Camille Eonich]

 

[Silver Creek Slim]

Well that will be easier on Slim,  I was kinda feeling sorry for him a firing that gal.

I dodged a boolit that time. 

Slim

[Delmonico]

I'd call that an artillery shell.

[Trinity]

 

"Kin it be true?  Ah ain' really fahrd, is Ah?  Ah love this job... it's tha only reason Ah git up in tha moanin'"  

[Delmonico]

Trinity do not post in this thread agin, I'll talk to yer lawyer tonight.  In fact if you read it, log out first so no one will know yer here.