Trinity drags back from the river "Damn! That were the worst blowout ever!" He goes over to his bed roll. As he passes Slim and Delmonico they cringe from the stench and notice a large brown stain in the seat of Trinity's pants! Trinity fishes a second pair of pants and a second pair of drawers out of his pack and heads back to the river with a shovel.
Later, Trinity returns in his... well, they aint new and they don't look clean, but at least they dont smell like $#!t duds. "Ah'm goin back to town. Whenever Ah drink in the saloon, Ah don get sick. It's almost like someone playin a joke on me! 'Sides, that derned Saurbraten is takin toooo long! Ah'll be back after Ah've had a gooood and legal drunk, like the first time we met!
Trinity straps on his gunbelt and mounts his horse and heads to town. "Mebbe Ah'll see the Sarge" he shouts over his shoulder.