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« Reply #25 on: September 14, 2004, 12:21:38 pm »

"Must be Shepherd's Pie."  Grin

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« Reply #26 on: September 14, 2004, 12:54:50 pm »

Nope it's steak and kidney pie! Grin Grin Grin

Ya start by boiling the pi$$ out of the kidneys.  (A play on words but the kidneys are boiled till well done.)  The cooed steak and the cooked kidneys are cut up and put in the gravy,  This is put in a pie shell and baked.   Wink
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« Reply #27 on: September 14, 2004, 01:07:50 pm »

(I first heard of kidney pie from "3, 2, 1 - Penguins".)

"If there is nothin' else ta eat, give me a plateful and alot of coffee to wash it down."  Grin
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« Reply #28 on: September 14, 2004, 01:23:48 pm »

Here ya go, durn german's from Wissyconsion, probbally want sauerbraten next.   Grin

When ya get done with the pie and coffee go see if Trinity is still alive, ain't heard him screamin' yet.  Most likely still asleep. Angry
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« Reply #29 on: September 14, 2004, 01:29:19 pm »

"I'z English, German, Scotch, Irish, Welsh, Danish, and Jewish."  Grin "Thanks for the grub, Delmonico." Slim wolfs down the grub and coffee. Saddles his horse and goes in search of Trinity and the "savages".
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« Reply #30 on: September 14, 2004, 01:41:28 pm »

So do ya want sauerbraten?  Spose ya want bagels ta go with it, I can do the bagels but ya got ta get the cream cheese and Lox.  Bet they ain't got no Lox in Dodge, ya gonna have ta go clear up ta the Columbia rive and buy some somked salmon from the Salish. Grin Grin

In fact if Trinty is still alive send him, but I don't make no foo foo bagels.  (read foo foo as yuppie) Grin
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« Reply #31 on: September 14, 2004, 02:10:05 pm »

"I don't need no stink'n bagels, but sauerbraten would be good." Slim rides off. He finds Trinity and the "savages" not too far from camp. Trinity is still snoring. The "savages" are sitting around a fire smoking peace pipes and practicing their smoke signals.
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« Reply #32 on: September 14, 2004, 03:07:35 pm »

Delmonico rides out ta the smoke signal, "Slim here's yer chance ta do somethin really mean ta Trinity before ya got ta go home and he gets home and gets on line." Grin Roll Eyes

"I don't think we're gonna get no buffalo shot again today it's after 3 pm.  When ya get out tommorow bring me back a piece of roast bout 5 pounds or so.  I'll get some stuff ta start it marinating." 

NOTE TA GOPHER GREASE:  Stop on yer way home from work and get the stuff fer marinate for sauerbraten.  Don't worry bout the gingersnaps, I'll bake some.  If you don't have ginger pick up some.  Ya know what ta do with the leftover gravy!
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« Reply #33 on: September 14, 2004, 03:44:36 pm »

"Delmonico, where is the 'lasses? Are there any feathers we can use after we pour on the 'lasses?" (Saw this in "McLintock". It was a hoot to see 'lasses and feathers on Maureen O'Hara.)
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« Reply #34 on: September 14, 2004, 04:01:18 pm »

OK, ya can have the piller outa my soogun.  I'll run fetch it. Grin Shocked
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« Reply #35 on: September 14, 2004, 04:11:00 pm »

"Yipee!" Slim does a happy dance while the "savages" look at him strangely.
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« Reply #36 on: September 14, 2004, 04:22:53 pm »

"I hope he cames back with that pillow before I have ta go home."
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« Reply #37 on: September 14, 2004, 04:29:46 pm »

Delmonico rides up with his piller, "Sorry I took so long, had to answer an E-Mule, am drivin' some feller in Wisyconsion crazy trying ta figure out why I have two daughers, not twins, the same age named Andrea.  Woops gotta go got mail."

Have fun with the feathers and moolllasses.  Ya got's a half hour.
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« Reply #38 on: September 14, 2004, 04:29:57 pm »

"Thanks, Delmonico."
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« Reply #39 on: September 14, 2004, 04:38:30 pm »

Slim pours the 'lasses on, the still snoring, Trinity. He takes out his bowie, slits the pillow open, and shakes out the feathers on the 'lasses which is all over Trinity. Slim can barely hold in the laughter. The "savages" look on with strange expressions. Slim jumps on his horse and goes back to camp. "Well, Delmonico, the deed is done."
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« Reply #40 on: September 14, 2004, 05:27:49 pm »

Trinity awakens as Slim rides off and yawns.   Shocked"What the...??  Whah am Ah all tahd up and what... Moh-lasses??  Feathers?  Ah caint move.  What in tarnation is going on here?HuhHuhHuhHuh??"

Over to the left there were a group of Indians playing with fire not paying Trinity any attention until one looks over and whispers something unintelligible to the group.   Suddenly they all run over to Trinity hooping and hollering. 

Trinity passes out.
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« Reply #41 on: September 14, 2004, 06:17:13 pm »

Trinity awakens once again and very carefully opens one eye.  there are no indians and he is no longer bound.  The molasses has been licked away by a baby buff standing nearby trying to spit the feathers out.  Relieved and aware that a joke has been played on
him, Trinity rises and walks back to camp.  Luckily, Trinity had previously scouted the area and knew exactly which direction to head.

Back at camp, Trinity discusses his ordeal with Delmonico.  "But Ah didn't know you was allergic to Bees.  Slim tole me you wanted em an I dint mean fer them to get into yer tent!  Ah think both of us should get even with ole Slim!!

MMMMM!  Is that Sauerbraten Ah smell???  Es riecht wie das von meiner Oma, lecker!  Schmeckt's auch so gut ?  Ah hope ya aint got nothin gainst Germans, Delmonico.  Are you also makin Bratkartoffeln?
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« Reply #42 on: September 14, 2004, 07:05:03 pm »

Gopher Grease retuns ta camp with a milkin cow in tow. Ta asnser all yer thinkings, I done trated some kid a bag of beans fer the cow. Bet He thinks the be magic or something. Since Delmonico has the grub cookin, I think I'll do something for after. That is if Slim or Trinity can get milk from that cow, I need the cream. Gopher Grease adds more of the good wood to the fire and mixes a rich chocolat cake. As the cakes are baking he heats the cherrys with lots of sugar and a bit of butter. All we need now is someone to whip so cream and I'll put it all together.

But ya cant have now till ya have yer plates cleened. Cry
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« Reply #43 on: September 14, 2004, 08:09:02 pm »

Trinity, excited about the prospect of chocolate cake and this cherry dish that Gophergrease is planning to prepare jumps up and volunteers to milk the cow.  This was a mistake, however, because he has never milked a cow before.   One hour later, Trinity returns to the camp with two black eyes and his clothing torn, but nearly a half a bucket of milk.  "Ah hope this is enough, pard.  That cow shore put a fight, but Ah likes my whipped cream!"
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« Reply #44 on: September 14, 2004, 08:42:50 pm »

Gopher Grease splits the cooled cakes, spread on the cheerys and cream. With it stacked high he hides the thing in an empty oven. Setting it near the wagon and hopeing no one finds it till after the meal. Trinity is handed whats left of the cherrys and cream, a just reward after fighting the cow.
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« Reply #45 on: September 14, 2004, 09:02:01 pm »

Delmonico thinks to himself, bees?  He goes over ta the tent he didn't sleep in last night and listens.
Hearing a buzzing he gets an idea.  Grabbing a bottle of cheap whiskey he pours some castor oil in it.  Givin' it ta Trinity he says here's a present, no hard fellin's and no eppepeck.   Grin

As Trinity is stumbling around trying ta fins a place ta sleep Delmonico says, "Just use my tent, I'm gonna sleep outside in my soogun."  As Trinity staggers to the tent, Delmonico whispers ta Gopher Grease, "I'll take his share of the dessert later." Grin
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« Reply #46 on: September 15, 2004, 08:13:37 am »

After a rough night sleepin' with out his feather piller, Delmonico rises and looks around, Slim and Gopher Grease have already left for the morning hunt.  "Well Gopher Grease will help Slim get the roast I need.  When I get that marinating I will need to do something about the piller."

"I wonder how Trinity is doing?"  Goin' ta the tend Delmonico listens, no buzzin'.  Opening the tent with a very long stick Delmonico sees Trinity sleepin' but no bees and no lumpy stings on Trinity?

"Must ask Slim if he has any ideas why?" 

Delmonico then starts coffee.
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« Reply #47 on: September 15, 2004, 08:37:57 am »

Slim rides into camp. "Delmonico, here is your hump roast." He hands him a sack. "Is Trinity still snoring?"
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« Reply #48 on: September 15, 2004, 10:44:28 am »

Yeah it's so bad the bee's all left.  I gotta get another piller, but first I gotta mix 2 cups vinegar, 4 cups water, toss in two bay leaves, a bunch of pepper corns, a handful of salt, 2 ta 3 crushed garlic cloves, a sliced onion and a handful of raisins.  I then gotta bring that to a boil and put the roast in a crock (non-metalic container, shh a zip-lock bag works great  Roll Eyes) and cover it and store it in a cool place fer 3-4 days. Grin

Have Gopher Grease bake us some gingersnap cookies and make sure Trinity don't eat them all cause I'll need about 4-5 cups for the sauerbraten.  It will be ready when I get back from Fort Sill, the sutler or the army quartermaster will have a fether piller. Wink

Delmonico then saddles his mule and heads east on it. Cheesy

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« Reply #49 on: September 15, 2004, 11:54:00 am »

He better hide dem ginger snaps cuz I like em, too.  Grin
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