Drinking his essppprresssoo, Delmonico thinks to him self, "Bet Gopher Grease is goin' on bout that War of Dumb Polytitions again and it bet Trinity has snuck whiskey inta camp and is drunk and plannin' a surprise fer me."
Stopping at the drugstore Delmonico gets some castor oil and a box of seegars. Saddleing his mule he rides south. Bout 5 miles north of camp he gets an Idea when he meets a band of freindly Tonkawa's cause he knows Trinity can't tell one from the other.
When he gets back ta camp, Trinity is passed out. Delmonico takes him over the hill and ties him spreadeagle on the ground to 4 stakes. He gives the Tonkawa's $50 gold and a jug of mollasses and instuctions ta pour it on Trinity as he wakes up. Everyone knows he'll think the Comanche's have him tied over a anthill.
Gettin' his bedroll out of the wagon he lays it out on the grond, while thinkin' "I'll find out what he did tommorow, but I bet it has to do with my tent, daylight will revile more."
"Go ta bed Gopher Grease, the war is over neither side won."