Sasperilla??? Aire you outta yer @%#^#@ tree ?? !! Gimme a whiskey, the good stuff, straight up and to the top of a tall glass!
Now what you fellers whinin about? Getcher chin up off'n the bar 'n' quit whimperin like a whipped pup
TenSheep is right - I been real busy, but thangs are slackin off a bit fer a few weeks soz I thought I'd drop by 'n' what do I find? I find ya'll mopin 'round in here like schoolboys on a Monday mornin . . . gotta git some life in ya!
*** CJ draws her pistols and starts sprinkling the Longbranch with lead as cowhands dive and duck for cover ***
That's more like it!