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Offline Texas Tall

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Were's Calamity Jane??
« on: May 04, 2006, 05:00:07 AM »
We haven't seen much of Calamity 'round these parts for some time so it looks like that new SQUEEZE she has must have realy swept her off her feet. ::) ::) ::)

Well Calamity if ya do pop in and have a look around please say Hi as we miss ya smooth and gentle ladylike ways.. :D :D

Hope ya havin fun ......................Texas Tall. ;) ;)
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Re: Were's Calamity Jane??
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2006, 05:09:41 AM »
TT, she's taken up "Figger skatin", tha new Squeeze didn't werk out, she dropped by tha chat room ah week or so ago.

Still she oughta visit us once in ah while.
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Re: Were's Calamity Jane??
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2006, 06:56:28 AM »
Y'all stopped buyin er drinks en she stopped showin up, pop tha cork on a bottle en see how fast she appears.  ;D
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Re: Were's Calamity Jane??
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Re: Were's Calamity Jane??
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2006, 09:46:56 AM »
Y'all stopped buyin er drinks en she stopped showin up, pop tha cork on a bottle en see how fast she appears.  ;D
she told me she was on the wagon, not drinken. but asked if I could send her the money insted of the drink ??? ;D ;D
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Re: Were's Calamity Jane??
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2006, 01:32:54 AM »
Hey Blue Drifter, that sounds like our girl, ::) ::)

If anyone spots her tell her old Texas Tall was askin after her..

See ya ............T.T. ;) ;)
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Re: Were's Calamity Jane??
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2006, 11:53:33 AM »
Kindah like a quiet child, I'll wager.  Up ta no good...............
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Re: Were's Calamity Jane??
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2006, 09:42:44 AM »
I'll buy her a sasperilla.  ;D

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Re: Were's Calamity Jane??
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2006, 04:25:37 AM »
Sasperilla??? Aire you outta yer @%#^#@ tree ?? !! Gimme a whiskey, the good stuff, straight up and to the top of a tall glass!

Now what you fellers whinin about? Getcher chin up off'n the bar 'n' quit whimperin like a whipped pup  :o

TenSheep is right - I been real busy, but thangs are slackin off a bit fer a few weeks soz I thought I'd drop by 'n' what do I find? I find ya'll mopin 'round in here like schoolboys on a Monday mornin . . . gotta git some life in ya!

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That's more like it!  ;D

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Re: Were's Calamity Jane??
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2006, 04:56:46 AM »
FINALLY!!!!

Somebody that knows what a Saloon (always capitalize Saloon) is for....

DRINKIN', GAMBLIN', LYIN' AN' SHOOTING THA LIGHTS OUT!!!

Welcome back Janey!!!  ;D
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Re: Were's Calamity Jane??
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2006, 10:52:45 AM »
Welcome back, Calam.  ;D
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Re: Were's Calamity Jane??
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2006, 08:18:46 PM »
She's Back, and still her sweet gentle placid self. ::) ::)

Don't leave it so long to pop in and have a drink with us Calamity, we've all been worried sick 'bout ya,now let me top that one up fer ya. :D :D

See ya ....Texas Tall. ;) ;)
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Re: Were's Calamity Jane??
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2006, 08:31:06 AM »
Tensleep- ya fergot Dancin' on the bar.  ;D

Ain't in nice ta know you was missed CJ!   
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Re: Were's Calamity Jane??
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2006, 07:48:42 PM »
It's been way too quiet around here.  Barkeep another bottle please.  Who's tab are we using tonight?  Arcey won't mind a bit. :D
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Re: Were's Calamity Jane??
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2006, 08:27:47 PM »
Y'all need ta come into tha Chatroom, CJ's been in there tah last 2 nights talkin with me...;)
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Re: Were's Calamity Jane??
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2006, 11:51:51 PM »
I was wondering where y'all disappeared to after the "Spot"crashed.Good to see ya alive and kickin
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Re: Were's Calamity Jane??
« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2006, 12:54:44 AM »
Damn, Calam, it's been so long I was beginnin' to think you was conscripted to go fight hostiles or somethin'.  Stick around a bit.  I'd dang near forgot what you looked like.

(Somebody get her a decent-sized glass, willya.  That thing don't hold more'n a quart.)
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Re: Were's Calamity Jane??
« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2006, 09:14:07 AM »
WoooooooooHoooooooo  stir em up Janey, its nice ta see some festivities goin on in this here Saloon!
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Re: Were's Calamity Jane??
« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2006, 08:41:35 PM »
I'll be around fer a bit (whisper) as long as somebody's paying fer drinks (whisper mode off).

I skate next week, off fer June and part of September, so I'll be checkin in once in awhile.

Dancing on the bar???

** CJ jumps on the bar and starts doffing clothes to a bump-and-grind rythm pounded out by her boots on the bar **

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Re: Were's Calamity Jane??
« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2006, 10:17:31 PM »
** CJ jumps on the bar and starts doffing clothes to a bump-and-grind rythm pounded out by her boots on the bar **

CJ's doffing her clothes!

Where do I place my dollar?  :o :o
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Re: Were's Calamity Jane??
« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2006, 10:38:54 PM »
CJ's doffing her clothes!

Where do I place my dollar?  :o :
Yer a cheapskate Sod Buster :o only a dollar fer a show like this, I'm puttin ten bucks on the bar
and I wan'a see some of you boys match it !!! :) :)

This joint is startin ta jump again. ::) ::)

See Ya.................T.T. ;) ;)
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