Crazy Enlishmen

[Delmonico]

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Since the Marshall is from Norway, thought ya might like ta here something strange connecting Norway and Newbrasskey.  There is some English guy gonna ride his bike inta Bee Newbrasskey tommorow.  No big deal except he started at A Norway, some small place up near the Artic Circle. 

The point to this he is claiming to be the first person to ride a bike from Point A ta Point Bee.

Bee be about thurty miles from my house, I hunt geese and chinese chickens up about 2 miles from there.

[El Peludo]

  I wonder how he did that!  How'd he get across the ocean?  On a motorbike?  O' the possibilities!!!

[Delmonico]

He admited to ridin' a ship on the wet part of the journy, I think that be cheatin'.  I think he shoulda' waited till winter and went over the top.

By the way he was on the radio, imagine that?  He already had a book deal before he started.

[Vin Weasel]

"Getting From Point A to Point Bee for Dummies"  Oughta sell a million.
Ridin' a boat is cheatin', tho.  He shoulda just got some flotation tires.
Vin

[Qball]

Yeaa. Some people do any thing to get out of Norway

[Delmonico]

I thot dat the Norveegions escaping Nortway all vent ta Nort Daakota ant grev veat.  Ant livet in da sot house.   Bee bar is famous for fried cod not da lute fisk!

[Silver Creek Slim]

I thuooght zeey vent tu Nurvey, MI oor Scundeenefia, WI. 

Sleem

[Delmonico]

Da cow farmeers vent to Visconsion or Mineeesoda ant make de budder ant da sheese.  Da veat farners vent to Nort Dacoota and growed da veat da make da brid.  Get dem dagether ant day make da doasted sheese santvich.

And I thank all the folks from Norway who helped settle the West and make this such a colorful and intersting blend of folks. 

[Silver Creek Slim]

Here, here! 

Slim

[Foothills Drifter]

Howdy......
Ya'll kina talk real funny. Ya'll aint from 'round these here parts is ya........ 

Good shootin......
Vern...

[Russ T Chambers]

I think we need audio files attached to make sure we understand some of this.  Hate to think we missed something in the translation. 

[Silver Creek Slim]

The Swedish Chef
http://home.quicknet.nl/qn/prive/jm.pot/chef/sounds/chef_explains.wav
http://home.quicknet.nl/qn/prive/jm.pot/chef/sounds/mousse.au

Slim

[El Peludo]

Hmmm?  I know a couple of "audiophiles", Russ T, but they are both already attached.  I wonder how a feller'd go about attaching them; staples might hurt.   

[Russ T Chambers]

Hmmm?  I know a couple of "audiophiles", Russ T, but they are both already attached.  I wonder how a feller'd go about attaching them; staples might hurt.   

Guess you could try audio tape.  But ya need to get the real sticky kind.

[Brazos Bucky Smith]

  Vell now!  How did ve start a pickin on the Norskes ven it be a englishman makin all da ruckis?   Bee'n a Norske I be takin exception to this here knockin' the Norske!

And, all the Norska dude's don't just be settleing in the Dakotas, Visconnsin, and Minnasota, there be a lot of us here in the Northwest too by gar!  Seattle, and Ballard, WA have their share!   So,  get back to gettin' on that Englander and be leaven' us Norske's alone!

Ain't no kidder like a Norske kidder!

BB

[Delmonico]

Ah say old chap, no need ta get your knickers in a bunch.  Thot bloody chap on the cycle saved a lot of petrol by cycling out of Norway.  Chearry-O for now.