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« Reply #75 on: May 16, 2006, 11:40:51 am »

I don't eat nuthin' that looks the same when it leaves as when it was eaten' Roll Eyes Tongue

WHAT?!?  Someone from Nebraska that doesn't eat corn?  Say it ain't so!  Shocked

Del, to eliminate it comin' out lookin' like it did when it went in ....USE YOUR TEETH!  Chew your food.

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« Reply #76 on: May 16, 2006, 11:44:27 am »

Don't help, it's just chewed up corn.  ('bout an hour later. Tongue)Roll Eyes  Can't eat popcorn either, just corn bread and tortillas. Sad  Ya don't want the blue plates to get me again. Roll Eyes
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« Reply #77 on: May 16, 2006, 02:00:20 pm »

Monkey........  Ummmm....  Gottah be easier ta skewer 'n dip in the turkey fryer than them itty-bitty starlin's...

I'm gettin' hungry..........
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« Reply #78 on: May 16, 2006, 03:48:57 pm »

Starlings, taste like chicken..............
Yep, kinda like them Rock Cornish Hens, ceptin they's a mite smaller Roll Eyes Cheesy
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« Reply #79 on: May 16, 2006, 03:56:39 pm »

 A DC radio station use to run a bit with a Sam Elliot voice, From the cage to the dinner table in 20 minutes,
Monkey it's for Dinner tonight..............first time I heard it I spit coffee all over my windshield.
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« Reply #80 on: May 16, 2006, 05:25:34 pm »

Peppery Starling Pie?HuhHuh?? Cool Roll Eyes
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« Reply #81 on: May 16, 2006, 05:52:11 pm »

Trinity, you probally got some of them mental turkeys. theys crazy. but they eat pretty good.

we sent out a flock of turkeys last night, 424,355 pounds of grade A turkey,  eat to your hearts content.

Ah'm gonna make hamburg.... uh, Turkey Helper tonight. Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #82 on: May 16, 2006, 05:59:53 pm »

Havin' me a Hungry-Man XXL carved turkey dinner.  Hope it was one of OT's.

Just can't help but wonder when Swanson is goin' market a nuke-able monkey dinner........
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« Reply #83 on: May 21, 2006, 09:16:45 am »

Just so litl rooster can't get the drop on him in this thread, Delmonico shoots him in the butt a couple of times for good measure.

<Authors Note: Thanks fer the idea Sodbuster, ya should have sent litl rooster a PM.>  Grin
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« Reply #84 on: May 21, 2006, 11:17:45 am »

Gee, that post looks familiar!  Grin Grin Grin
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