I just returned from the gym where a woman came in, got on the scale, and got back off. She hung her purse on the end of the scale, took off her coat and draped it over the scale, followed by a knit hat and a scarf. She took her shoes off and held them in her left hand, picked up the rest of her belongings and got back on the scale.
I laughed so hard that I almost hurt myself. She had no idea what I was laughing at until another woman explained it to her.