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Offline Forty Rod

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Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms...
« on: December 19, 2005, 03:10:05 PM »
...should be a convenience store, NOT a government agency.
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Re: Alcohol, Tobacco, and Fierarms...
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2005, 06:28:22 PM »
That's right!

Lets see, I'll take a bottle of this, a couple of bottles of that,,  ah,, no don't need no tobacco anymore, oh and that cute little derringer there, no, the one with the ivory grips, yep, that should do it!  And I'll take that to go please!    :)
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Re: Alcohol, Tobacco, and Fierarms...
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2005, 06:48:21 PM »
Quote from: Micheal Fortune on December 19, 2005, 06:28:22 PM
oh and that cute little derringer there, no, the one with the ivory grips, yep, that should do it!  And I'll take that to go please!    :)


Cute little derringer?  I know ya said it 'cause I'm quoting you but I'm not believing it.  ;)
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Re: Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms...
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Re: Alcohol, Tobacco, and Fierarms...
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2005, 07:00:49 PM »
Now don't you think it's a cute little derringer???? :o

And it shoots nice little groups, but I still want Ivory grips.... :)

Merry Christmas Cammy.... :)

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Re: Alcohol, Tobacco, and Fierarms...
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2005, 07:02:25 PM »
I believe it Cammie, it don't surprise me in the least bit that Mike called it a cute derringer. ;D ;D ;D ;)

Surpised though figgered him fer a Mother-of Pearl man. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Alcohol, Tobacco, and Fierarms...
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2005, 07:06:08 PM »
Dang Forty...Ya had me werryed there fer a minute ;), I thought ya was gunna start a thread about my bachelor party so many years ago...I think tha statute of limitations has run out...But I'm not sure ;D
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Re: Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms...
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2005, 07:18:16 PM »
Yeah, I know about those kind of parties.

I can't go back home until the Sheriff dies.
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Re: Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms...
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2005, 11:55:11 PM »
Well I guess that would be ie, instead of y, that's like i before e  except in Budweiser....  like Cammilla instead of Cammillo.......

But no, not much into Mother of Pearl.......It always seems so, lets say, clammy..... ;)
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Re: Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms...
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2005, 01:03:14 AM »
"Like casting pearls before swine."  ;) :o  Couldn't help it even if it is just before Christmas, course my blacksmith said I could trade all the coal I get for finished product. ;D ;D  I must go, I'm gonna put a whoopie cushion on Santa's chair, right after I buy my reindeer permit. :o
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Re: Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms...
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2005, 02:22:37 AM »
My first thought was " Who's bringing the chips !"
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Re: Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms...
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2005, 03:31:29 AM »
Don't forget that one stop shop has expanded to Alcohoc, Tobacco, Firearms & Explosives.
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Re: Alcohol, Tobacco, and Fierarms...
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2005, 04:19:40 AM »
Quote from: Delmonico on December 19, 2005, 07:02:25 PM
I believe it Cammie, it don't surprise me in the least bit that Mike called it a cute derringer. ;D ;D ;D ;)

Surpised though figgered him fer a Mother-of Pearl man. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)


Remind me again what George Paton thought about Mother of Pearl grips


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Re: Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms...
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2005, 10:56:07 AM »
Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms?  I'll bring the chips!
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Re: Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms...
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2005, 11:11:24 AM »
Chips heck!!!  put Delmonico to cooking.... 8)
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Re: Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms...
« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2005, 12:26:45 PM »
As the old Saturday Night Live faux shopping center commercial used to say:

"That's Drug Barn, located right next to Liquor Barn and Gun Barn!"
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Re: Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms...
« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2005, 01:11:32 PM »
At an Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms store, I bet I could get my wife the Christmas present that would really surprise her. :D  A beginner's Sampler Pack of Chewing Tobaccos! ;D
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Re: Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms...
« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2005, 01:45:26 PM »
Birdgun, I prefer my women don't checw tobacco. It gets too messy when you kiss if both of you have a chaw.
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Re: Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms...
« Reply #17 on: December 20, 2005, 02:00:21 PM »
Well Big John, as in the ol' country song, you can tell a gal's level headed if tobacco juice runs out of both corners of her mouth.  :P

You do want to know if she's level headed don't you? ::)
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Re: Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms...
« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2005, 02:04:26 PM »
Birdgun, you can use the optional procedure of seeing if she can walk with a beer on her head.
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Re: Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms...
« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2005, 02:08:43 PM »
Nah.  That just shows she's got good balance.   However, a well balanced gal is good too!
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