Ed I've seen it snow twice in Florida , once as far south as West Palm Beach Didn't stick buit it was snow about 38 years ago.
The last time was here in Orlando in 2010, floated about in the air some...
Old people well yeah , but I resemble that and they everywhere else too....
Gators , they live where they do and I choose not go there...anacondas ditto , no interest in the swamps
Sinkholes on occasion
sika skeeter OK, but the don't carry bomb racks like kind in the tundra do
course there is lime disease in the ticks, that turns the bite effected area scarlett ,,,
red tide , blue crabs (hmmmm blue crabs ) green grass year round , pink sunsets , blue hairs ....and tan women .
safe to say.... We are colorful !