So you think you can shoe horses or even want to own one. I am sharing this story, not my own. It was shared by SIL to my wife. From their FB pages. Being a former keeper of the equine and have had to fumble with the feet of each( will never say i was a farrier). I can attest this is a accurate story of evil critter.
Eagle Ridge Farrier Service
Burlington VT
I was at the university a few days ago working of a draft horse who came out of sedition just long enough to kick me through a stall door. So, I'm taking today off to both feel sorry for myself and to draft out my experiences as a moving target.
Horse kicks 101:
Even when you work on very well trained and gentle horses, getting kicked is somewhat of a occupational hazard as a farrier. Sometimes it's out of fear or pain, sometimes it by mistake, and on occasion even good horses have bad days. Whatever the reason, the resulting world of hurt for us comparatively soft and squishy monkeys is the same. However, just how badly one is injured can depend a lot on the conviction and breed of the offending (or offended) critter.
The breed voted most likely to knock you across the aisle way in high school would be the American Thoroughbred. Like most things in Europe the European thorough bread seem to have a more level head about them. Much like myself, the American TB (especially the on track race horse) is a rather high strung critter who's environment has made them prone to both panicked flight and personal injury. When they kick it's powerful, wildly unpredictable, but accurate, and always followed by the snapping of the cross ties as they gallop to perceived safety screaming "I'm a racehorse! I am a racehorse!" as they disappear down the driveway.
Next on the list of crazies is the Arabian horse, especially the Egyptians. It's my theory that they're small dished heads compress their brains, making them prone hallucinations. The larger the dish, the more likely they are to mistake a blowing leaf for a horse eating dragon. When they kick it's completely unpredictable, light, but deadly fast. The Arab will also gallop to safety, but that's likely 50 or more miles away. Also, one should be aware that when the leaf monster presents itself the Arabian has the ability to to teleport its way to safety.
The American quarter horse is the lab of the equine industry. They are cool tempered and unexcitable. Snakes, rogue cows, or even that mounted migrant worker commonly known as a cowboy shooting off their backs rarely gets them to raise more than an eyebrow. If you do managed to get kicked by one of these guys you (or someone they felt very strongly about) like deserved it. Unlike Arabs or TBs, when they kick something they meant to do it. While they might not be as fast as they're caffeinated cousins their blows come down with the accuracy and might of Thor's hammer. They always accompany their mighty blows with a inquisitive yet judgmental expression to suggest "did you learn something today?"
Draft horses are best described as gentle giants. They are kind, forgiving, and dumb as a box of rocks. If you are unlucky enough to be walloped by one of these tanks it's likely because they forgot you were there. What the draft horse lacks in conviction they make up for in brute force. Accuracy and speed doesn't really matter that much when dropping nuclear warheads.
Ponies... I am convinced the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse will be charging in on the burning fury of pony hooves. It really doesn't matter what you did or didn't do, ponies will kick simply because they can. They are a weapon of equal opportunity. What they lack in brute force they make up for in quantity. So much quantity...
Donkeys/mules are not horses, and they will be sure to remind you of that fact should you forget. They are even tempered, but unforgiving. It doesn't take a very big donkey to carry a grudge. When they feel you are deserving of capital punishment they have no qualms about dishing out. They are the ninja snipers of the equine world. One shot, one kill is the donkey's motto. If one of Hell's own minions fires a shot at you and misses it was only a warning. When they strike there hooves rip the very fabric of time and space to arrive faster than the speed of light.
Please understand that not every Arabian is crazy and not every draft horse is dumb. These are lighthearted stereotypes that come from my personal observations and experiences gathered over my 12 years standing behind the anvil. I know they will not be true of every horse.
Carry on.
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