Hey Coffinmaker, ya got possibilities of hitting the 'Hit Parade', maybe slim to none, but it's there, just "continue to persevere". "A little dab will do ya"! Brylcream---back when that stuff was 'thee thing', several of my classmates and I figured if a little dab would make the girls swoon over ya, more was better. Used to slather that stuff on pretty heavy. All it did was made for greasy hair and notification from my Mom that it made for messy pillow cases, stains on the furniture and orders to refrain. Was around 59-60' time frame, late elementary grades, maybe 7th. Yah, loved the smell of Brylcream in the morning!!